Dewrede said:

lucky bastard!

Birth is a piece of cake,,,its the labour that kills you~

I was in labour 18 hrs (induced) MORE painful if induced,,yes its true)
After 8 hrs I begged for an epidural..all that did was numb my LEGS! i felt every contraction..they were 30 seconds apart for hrs,,,& hrs,,,

Since legs were numb I had no "urge" to push~ finally wheeled me to the OR, dr yanked out my boy using forceps..but not before cutting my hoohoo a good 3 inchs
Ahhhh,,,the miracle of birth~~
(2 yrs later I got my tubes tied)

The End~~~

hoohoo

charlottegelin said:

I really like it when a woman opens her legs for me.

Illustrator said:

charlottegelin said:

Good effort Charlotte, and just to add to the image that Spats has of me as an alpha male i have to say that i find the glow pregnant women have truly sexy

mdiver said:

(sexy is the FARTHEST thing I am thinking when I am preggers though, but it makes one feel better to entertain the thought that someone else might think one is!)

charlottegelin said:

I understand that sweetie but i just think that it is very feminine and attractive.....

I had a chick at work tell me every last frickin detail of her child birth

I was leaning on the counter with mild empathy painz

I choose to erase the detailz of what she told me...i am only left with the feeling of knowing that when it'z my time...im gettin a freaking epidural and it freaking better work well and good

lilmissmissy said:

and here I was just about to launch into the gruesome details.

But that is NOT what this thread is about, childbirth is just the disguise so we can freely discuss gender roles, or the appearance of the opposite sex!

charlottegelin said:

Thankyou for sparing me




OHHH I see! Well- my one complaint is that men don't give up their seats to ladiez in public! And you can be half falling over with bagz- and they wont give a shit. Yup they'll just sit there with their morning paper and read it. It suckz!!

lilmissmissy said:

There are still some men that do.... i did yesterday.

mdiver said:

Well I applaud you

A little courtesy goes a long way!!

sonic said:

OH FUCK!

mdiver said:

you want to come and teach the men here a few tricks?

I am living this nightmare at this very moment.

But we just ordered a tens machine is some vain hope

I'm not giving birth until Star Trek technology is available to beam the baby out of my womb and into my arms while Captain Picard is giving me a foot massage...

applekisses said:

i always secretly thought he was kind of sexy too . . .

fantasyislander said:

He's a total babe! Actually, I know a lot of women who think he's a sex pot! Don't be embarassed

charlottegelin said:

the bold is why i'll never get preggers.

applekisses said:

I with you on this one! I have such a low tolerance for pain and am such as wuss when it comes to pain. I imagine I'll be a real bitch while in labor. they better drug me!!!

beret1022 said:

A good moisturising routine can eliminate any chance of the old stretch marks!

PREDOMINANT said:

Really, tell me what your secret is - I'll need it in a few years!

Do you expect women to give up their seat for you? Hmmm.

I have never given my seat up for a woman. Why should I? I would give my seat up for a handicapped person or someone who was really old but that's about it. They can't help that they are that way. Pregnant women chose to be pregnant. Don't interfere in my life because you wanted to be a mommy.

Whenever i am on the bus and it's crowded and i am sitting you can tell the women and girls are annoyed that me and any other guy is not giving up their seat. They give that loud sigh or other crap like that. They think they are so special that a guy should get up off their ass for them. What ego's.

Spats said:

you know what? I'm beginning to get a clue here who you are "spats" ...but I won't say anything yet

My wife gave birth to our daughter without any meds. The nurses said the meds would slow down the delivery. All in all we were in the hospital for three hours before she was born. Our first child took seven hours and she had two shots for pain.

My wife had a gall bladder attack during her first pregnancy and two weeks after the birth. She said the gall bladder attack is more painful than child birth.

Natisse said:

tell me!!

applekisses said:

co-

Can I have that too please? (and they better hurry that damn technology up!!)

Spats said:

oh would u just go fuck off already
...such a waste.