AsianBomb777's secret lair.
'Ah, You have arrived!' The happy Asian said with a smile
The group stared shocked at AB. He was reclined on a large bed flanked by Fauxie, and LittlemissG who were stroking his nipples.

'Man What's going on here!?' Christopher asked.

'Hee Hee' Laughed AB, 'Haven't you figured it out? I'm....

littlemissG said:

"...getting ready for dinner at Steadwood's house! Now, if only i could find my asbestos suit."
"don't forget your fire extinguisher!" littlemissG advised quickly. "better be on the safe side if you can!"
"don't be silly", AB replied, "i wear that ALL the time on the ORG. flame-retardant garments come in handy around these parts."
"i wonder if they make a flame-retardant thong," littlemissG murmured thoughtfully. "it would be nice to know....

XxAxX said:

if it will protect against Xbox malfunctions'.

'You got the new Xbox??' the crowd asked.

Fauxie pointed to the unit in front of the television.
'Who wants to play?' Fauxie asked.

'I do!!' replied....

littlemissG said:

2the9's. He dug through the pile of cartridges until he found, 'Tractor Cowboys!! OH BOY!!', and he quickly loaded it into the machine. The games started, Old McDonald played on the cowbell. 'It's beautiful!' 2the9's cried. 'Who wants to play me?'

Just them Satan appeared.
'2the9s I challenge thee to Tractor Cowsboys. If you win I will grant your fondest wish. If I win..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!' Belzubub cracked.

'I accepted!' 2the9s answer to the shock of all present. 'Let's get it on!!'

The End...

Can't I be more heroic if I'm gonna be in the story. ?

Imago777 said:

Alrighty then...

Imago777 stepped forward and yelled "NO, ITS THE DEVIL!! You can't do it 9sey!'
and pull his friend away from the Xbox. The Devil stared at the courageous Orger and with a snap of his fingers made him disappear.

'Dan!!!' The org screamed. Laughing Satan pointed to the screen. There was Imago777 tied to stakes in the midddle of the road at the finish line of the tractor race.

'Since your friend wanted to be involved I just made the game more interesting...'

2the9s was fuming he picked up his controller and with a cold stare said....

....said, "Holy Shit, the power just went off".

It was at that momment that 2the9s, imago777, Anxiety, and Mach fond themselves whirly through a vortex of time and space only to land in a thick, pine forest covered with snow.

In the middle of a small clearing just to their left, there was a lamp post growing out of the ground, with no roads, nor sidewalks, nor buildings nearby to necessitate it.

As a matter of fact, no sign of civilization whatsoever.

There were suddenly approached by a Faun by the name of Mr. Althom, a short creature with the torsoe of a badly out-of-shape human being with bad skin complection, while the botom half of him was that of a goat that smelled somewhat like a skunk.

He told them that the Evil White Witch, Natisse, had turned the entire land into a frigid winter wonderland, where it is always cold and dark like the NPGMusicClub newsroom, but never Christmas.

"Well, then, " 2the9s said with a horrible lisp, "there's just one thing for us to do...."

AsianBomb777 said:

So they went down to the local farm and mated with pigs.

Cloudbuster said:

the end

I feel like I was miscasted for this story.....

next up: mutant pig orgers!

AsianBomb777 said:

Just as the group was enjoying the 'after glow' of porking pork, there was a -PROOF- of smoke and Redfeathers appeared.

'ORGERS YOU MUST FOLLOW ME. MY PINKY FINGER WILL LEAD US TO THE PLACE WE MUST GO.'Redfeathers commanded in a mystic voice. Cloudbuster, AsianBomb777, and 2the9s said good by to their dates.
'I'll call you babe.' Asianbomb777 promised petunia giving her a peck on the snout, then doning the velvet cloaks Redfeathers gave them set off across the frozen wilderness. 'FIRST WE MUST GET SOME FINE DUTCH CHOCOLATE' Redfeather advisd the group with magical pinky extended high into the air.

'I MUST SHOW YOU HOW TO TRIUMPH AGAINST THE GREAT EVIL THAT CONTROLS THIS LAND.'
Turning toward the orgers she instructed each of them to extend their pinky finger as this was the sign of all that's good and righteous.

'TAKE NOW YOUR GOBLET OF HOT CHOCOLATE AND DRINK WITH YOUR PINKIES EXTENDED!!'

The orges obeyed and after the first sip, they felt a powerful change take place.

Redfeather said...
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'TAKE THESE SUDOKU PUZZLES AND SOLVE THEM'

With pencils in hand Mach finished first, while the guys struggled on for quite some time.


Redfeathers said 'WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK, WOMEN ARE STILL SMARTER THAN MEN!'

'You can't change the laws of nature, not even here.' Mach said knowingly.

As for the guys...

ROFLMAO! Damn it someone continue on!

littlemissG said:

'Well there was no money or beer involved!!' They protested.

'ENOUGH!!' Redfeathers commanded, 'I HAVE TAKEN YOU AS FAR AS I CAN. NOW YOU MUST EACH FIND YOUR DESTINY.' Redfeathers stepped aside to reveal Return of Dook standing behind him. Dook was also dress in a long flowing cloak and held his pinky finger extended.

'I will give each of you a map that will take you where you need to be. Whatever happens don't vary from the path you must travel, everthing depends on it!' Dook advised his face half hidden by the hood of his cloak, and his finger now glowing softly.

'Mach' Dook said taking her chin in his hand, inserted his pinky into her nostril, gave a quarter twist, and pulled out a booger.

'EEEWWW! You gross little...' Mach began in protest.

'This is the map that will lead you to your destiny. The dry bit is the starting point and where the two nose hairs cross is where you must confront the Witch.' Dook advised glazing directly into her eyes.

Next was Anxiety's turn. With the same quick motion, Dook presented Anxy with a large green. 'Your path takes you through the last green valley of hope. There you must seek out the Snow King who is imprisoned there and free him.' He has enough power to defeat the Witch.

9sey step back when Dook turned his attention towards him.
'Uh haven't you heard your can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't...' A quick thrust cut 9sey's speech short, and he was given a yellow dry bumpy boogie.

'Follow this map to the top of the mountain of faith. You must undam the River of Faith so it can flow thru out the land again.'

AB decided to make this easy since there seemed no way out of it and flared his nostrils for easy access. Dook thrust, twist, and pulled a colorful map from his nose.

'You must follow the wide avenue past the pink castle to Tomorrow Land...'

'Dude!! That's a map of Disney World!!' Asianbomb777 pointed out. Dooked examined his finger, and flick the useless boogie away.

'The other nostril please' Dook said turning AB's head. 1,2,3. A new boogie was presented it was clear except of a red vein running through it.

'This map will take you on a dangerous journey to find the truth the springs from the heart. Beware, it your map becomes cloudy for when that happens you have lost your way'

Suddenly a replusive figured appeared before the group of brave warriors. It was the dreaded ABIERMAN!!!



'NOOO! HE'S USING THE WRONG FINGER!! RUN!!

Before the could get away...