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Finally! Stop alien abductions!! 
The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them. http://www.stopabductions.com/ The Normal Whores Club | |
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It's sad how they shamelessly use sexy eye candy to move their product.
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I need one of those in red  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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FunkMistress said: It's sad how they shamelessly use sexy eye candy to move their product.
 Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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yup, that new prince album can come out any day now....
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Anxiety said: yup, that new prince album can come out any day now....
Laugh now. Talk to me when you're being stalked by aliens. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Anxiety said: yup, that new prince album can come out any day now....
Laugh now. Talk to me when you're being stalked by aliens. whaddaya call AB777, DOOK and CBorgman....chopped liver??? Ok, well, maybe it's fair if you do. | |
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Anxiety said: FunkMistress said:
Laugh now. Talk to me when you're being stalked by aliens. whaddaya call AB777, DOOK and CBorgman....chopped liver??? Ok, well, maybe it's fair if you do. just for that, no anal probe for you Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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 finally!
although, aluminum foil helmets work just fine too | |
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XxAxX said: finally!
although, aluminum foil helmets work just fine too Are you crazy?? Well, take your chances. 
It's Velostat or nothing for me. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Anxiety said: yup, that new prince album can come out any day now....
Laugh now. Talk to me when you're being stalked by aliens. exactly. and aliens don't have much tolerance for flippancy in their abductees, as mr Anxiety will soon see for himself 
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FunkMistress said: XxAxX said: finally!
although, aluminum foil helmets work just fine too Are you crazy?? Well, take your chances.
It's Velostat or nothing for me. aluminum foil has been working fine for me all these years. besides, i don't see any adverts for velostat undies, so i'm sticking with the foil | |
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XxAxX said: FunkMistress said:
Laugh now. Talk to me when you're being stalked by aliens. exactly. and aliens don't have much tolerance for flippancy in their abductees, as mr Anxiety will soon see for himself
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Anxiety said: XxAxX said: exactly. and aliens don't have much tolerance for flippancy in their abductees, as mr Anxiety will soon see for himself
hot never fear.  you can borrow my aluminum foil. if you put enough on the aliens will never even see you | |
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FunkMistress said: Anxiety said: yup, that new prince album can come out any day now....
Laugh now. Talk to me when you're being stalked by aliens. still waiting on my real parents to come back for me. . . | |
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If it means having to wear that plastic bonnet, then I would rather get abducted! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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FunkMistress said:
The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them. http://www.stopabductions.com/ This is Art Bell... 
...and that stuff doesn't work.
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/ tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Oh. I thought this meant I had to let the alien go that I abducted.  | |
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TMPletz said: Oh. I thought this meant I had to let the alien go that I abducted.
That's right!  You'd better let poor E.T. go home!By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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you have to make one of these. | |
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this one might work even better | |
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i find that these work very well for preventing alien abductions:
and nobody else approaches me either!  | |
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Anxiety said: i find that these work very well for preventing alien abductions:
and nobody else approaches me either! is that a transmitter to the mother ship???  | |
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XxAxX said: Anxiety said: i find that these work very well for preventing alien abductions:
and nobody else approaches me either! is that a transmitter to the mother ship??? or at least a transmitter to a mother of some kind. | |
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