I was at my desk and I was just like staring at my monitor thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then I decided to go get a snack from the vending machine, but the vending machine lady was there restocking all the soda and candy, and then she started screaming ANX! ANX!

And I go:
What, what's the matter

And she goes:
What's the matter with you?

I go:
There's nothing wrong.

And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!

And I go:
No, I'm not on drugs - I'm okay, I was just thinking, you know, why don't you sell me a pepsi.

And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!

I go:
Vending machine lady, I'm okay, I'm just thinking.

She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!

I go:
Just give me a Pepsi please

All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

Just a Pepsi.

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy - institutionalized!
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized!
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized!

They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself!

That song makes me giggle!!

CarrieMpls said:

i *MUST* send you the kiki and herb version. nothing like hearing a senior citizen drag queen singing suicidal tendencies.

Anxiety said:

Now you got a reason to get rid off her; official complaint.

Anxiety said:

Thanks for my new quote line.

Anxiety said:

TOTALLY!!


oh my god.

I'm still giggling.

I can't believe you sucidal tendencied the vending machine lady.

I think the vending machine lady saga is going to be my "In The Closet". Move over, R. Kelley! "Vending Machine Lady Chapters 3 - 22" are on the way!

I hear a song, sung by Phoebe. Just after Smelly Cat.

I hate the vending machine lady
vending machine lady die
she really aint no lady
not even if she tried

Anxiety said:

she calls you by your ORG name at work??

XxAxX said:

yeah. doesn't everyone get called by their org names in real life?

Anxiety said:

GooeyTheHamster said:

the vending machine lady thinks I am on drugs
I wish I was, I wish I was
the vending machine lady thinks I am on drugs
I wish I was, but I am not

So gimme my pepsi! Gimme my pepsi
I'm on the verge of violence
If she ain't gonna give my pepsi
Or I am gonna kick her offa balance
[Edited 11/9/05 9:53am]

What. Tha. Hell.

I prefer Coke.

superspaceboy said:

The song would have been better with the line
Gimme my coke! Gimme my coke!
after the line
She thinks I am on drugs, but I'm not

at this rate The Saga of the Vending Machine Lady will more than fill out the 50,000 words you need for NaNoWriMo






and you know this is a Muse approved thread with all the Pepsi talk right?

EskomoKisses said:

it was muse-approved the minute i used the word "institutionalized".

That song came on the radio on my drive home from work tonite....freaky

CarrieMpls said:

that song was playing while i was getting my very first tattoo.

wanna know a secret?










































































it's me in a very clever disguise!

I wonder if this woman goes home and talks about 'the strange man on drugs in the office' on www.vendingmachine.org ?

Welcome to the day shift!