It was warm fall night in Florida. Dan, for once decided to go to bed at a decent hour to be his best at work the next day. Snuggled between his satin sheets, his body freshly scrubbed and moisturized with Body Shop products smelled of mango and shea butter. Dan dreamt peacefully until his dream took a very strange turn.

'Dan! Dan! Help Me!'
Dan saw before him a strange blond woman in a mask. She reached toward him begging desperately for help.



'Dan Remember the post! Post on the Org!' The woman screamed.
Dan woke up in a cold sweat and log on to his computer.
He....

Omfg....

He went to Prince.Org and typed so quickly he made horrible spelling mistakes. He had posted...
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"Look, Muse, " Dan said, "I'm tired of loaning you money to support yoru pepsi addiction."

It was at that momment that...

Imago777 said:

I saw that! That doesnt look like me you turkey!

littlemissG said:

Imago777 said:

Muse, suffering from pepsi withdrawl, made a fateful decision...

littlemissG said:

She would consult ReturnofDook's sacred org penis.

This penis was much like the sacred relics of eastern religions. Kind of like the statue that represents the Hindu God, Krishna--a tiny formless figure surrounded by pomp and circumstance and adoring hordes of followers in various states of rapture.

Muse knew that to consult the sacred mini penis of Dook , she had to rub it.

This she pondered, for her excedingly manecured hands would be tainted, and all the perfumes of arabia could not wash them clean.

She would need some time to think about it.



























ok, she made up her mind and...

sought out the less then wise but always available Anxiety for advice.....












and he said....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

He said, do not rub it, do not rub it!!!!












It was at that momment that Milty broke into the room and burst into song....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO TILT THE KING?!?!?

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Muse not only can't believe her eyes but after performing a counter curse sits to ponder what to do.....




















when just then....












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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Anxiety said:

Leaving Anxiety for at least 365 days.....She seeks out the advice of 2the9's.....

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

"First," 9sey says, "in his strong brooklyn accent and even stronger lisp, "I desssserrrv and apology!!!"

And Muse knew EXACTLY what she needed to apologize to him for....

oh my jesus

I am going to kill you... I intend to kill him at the Met. in front of the Egyptian exhibit.... Why you ask? Where else can I store his useless parts in containers? In traditional fashion, I will trash the gray matter as unimportant!

Imago777 said:

Just as Muse dropped to her knees to plead for 9sey's forgiveness, a man barged into the room, and threw a lasso around her.

"I have you now! Partake of the one true cola!"

Bryon held an open can of Coke before the helpless Muse.
"NOOOO!!" She screamed. Just then .....

littlemissG said:

Ben walked into the room.

"I have good news, " Ben proclaimed.

"What? ", Byron asked with glee, "did you finally add a search function to org?"


"No, I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance, " Ben replied, "in 15 minutes or less."



Byron reached into his left pocket to reveal a....

AsianBomb777 said:

...hole in his left pocket. Realizing this, he reached over into his right pocket and revealed a subpoena which he immediately slapped Imago acrooss the face with and said to him...

2teh9s said:

I'm tired. I'll continue this tommorow.

9sey, you ass!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

2teh9s said:

'This is for that Kermit/Swedish Chef thread! I'm going to stop you from defiling the Muppet! Plus you ruined my appetite for turkey!'

Imago read the document and replied...

littlemissG said:

...screw this, I'm going to fix my computer...

2the9s said:

ImagoMind777 said:

Using his imago mind on the problem, the answer was at once obivious:
It needed degaussing.

'Hurray' 777 cried my computer problems are solved!

Unfortunely, his happiness was interupted by...

littlemissG said:

THE END of this story.