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retina said: Having introduced new masturbation techniques won't be enough, so don't even think about it.
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Teach them all about  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Teach em how 2 bathe   No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
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luv4u said: Teach them all about
And then they would eat you. | |
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retina said: littlemissG said: How about electricity?
Ever imagine what the world would be like if we had electricity sooner? Sure, but how the hell would you go about introducing it? 
Remember that you're just standing there, in the middle of the wilderness with no other equipment than your own two hands. 
. Good point. Mining and metal working first, then fly a kite in a rain storm. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Give em soggy wheet-bix? No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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I would lead them into a new dawn of the stone age
by teaching them how to till the medicinal purpose of certain weedage. | |
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lol illustrator... that gave me an idea
of course the farm girl could teach them agriculture! fashion a crude hoe and plant some seeds - maybe some irrigation canals... 
that and kissing do you think we have always kissed? when did we start showing affection?
oh well... if they aren't already kissing i could show them how [Edited 11/2/05 10:50am]  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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"Your world frightens and confuses me!"  | |
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sadly i cant contribute anything. i so dependent of modern technology that anything i think of might somehow connect with the present instead of the past. it seems they would be teaching me how to survive on basics | |
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This ---->  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: This ---->
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LleeLlee said: minneapolisgenius said: This ---->
They have to do it with that face though. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: LleeLlee said: They have to do it with that face though. yes, and maybe they could do it while listening to Rock 
absolutely awful pun intended. .. [Edited 11/2/05 13:17pm] | |
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LleeLlee said: minneapolisgenius said: They have to do it with that face though. yes, and maybe they could do it while listening to Rock
absolutely awful pun intended. .. [Edited 11/2/05 13:17pm] | |
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CarrieMpls said: retina said: Having introduced new masturbation techniques won't be enough, so don't even think about it.
I knew it! 
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Illustrator said: I would lead them into a new dawn of the stone age
by teaching them how to till the medicinal purpose of certain weedage. Really? You know that kind of stuff? Okay, now we're getting somewhere.  | |
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emm said: lol illustrator... that gave me an idea
of course the farm girl could teach them agriculture! fashion a crude hoe and plant some seeds - maybe some irrigation canals...
that and kissing do you think we have always kissed? when did we start showing affection?
oh well... if they aren't already kissing i could show them how
[Edited 11/2/05 10:50am] How would you make the hoe? I'm not saying it can't be done, I'm just curious to hear how you would go about that. Regarding the kissing I bet they haven't tried that. I'm guessing they discovered oral sex early on and settled for that.
It sounds like you could definitely contribute a few things. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: This ---->
Plus you could teach them to dance the ballet! I'd love to see a bunch of hairy neanderthals strut around on the tips of their toes.
...or maybe not. | |
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Ace said:
"Your world frightens and confuses me!" | |
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retina said: How would you make the hoe?
 i would have to make friends with someone with
some sinew and leather to tie it on... but something like this? 
oh and i thought of something else... i could teach them birth control and the rhythm method  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: oh and i thought of something else... i could teach them birth control and the rhythm method Do you trust it enough to use it yourself? | |
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lol ummm... no!! but i figure in the stone age it's better than nothing She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: lol ummm... no!! but i figure in the stone age it's better than nothing
Yeah, you wouldn't want to get pregnant with a neanderthal. The kid would end up looking like jerseykrs. | |
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LleeLlee said: minneapolisgenius said: They have to do it with that face though. yes, and maybe they could do it while listening to Rock
absolutely awful pun intended. .. [Edited 11/2/05 13:17pm]
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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retina said: minneapolisgenius said: This ---->
Plus you could teach them to dance the ballet! I'd love to see a bunch of hairy neanderthals strut around on the tips of their toes.
...or maybe not. They'd have to shave first. Hair looks horrible under pink tights.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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emm said: oh and i thought of something else... i could teach them birth control and the rhythm method What if you inadvertantly keep your own ancestors from reproducing? | |
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I would teach them the moonwalk. i like a nasty groove | |
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I would bore them with my Prince-obsession. Maybe they would be among the five percent of my victims that actually enjoy his music. Or among the one percent that enjoys his sex-appeal.
Next to that, I would teach them how to write and read and ask them to write some poems. I'm curious if the result would learn towards classicism or rather dadaism. Never mind, I would make them a nice risotto see if they like it as much as my boyfriend did. But they would have to use a fork. At least. | |
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