retina said:

Teach them all about

Teach em how 2 bathe

luv4u said:

And then they would eat you.

retina said:

Good point.
Mining and metal working first, then fly a kite in a rain storm.

Give em soggy wheet-bix?

I would lead them into a new dawn of the stone age
by teaching them how to till the medicinal purpose of certain weedage.

lol illustrator... that gave me an idea

of course the farm girl could teach them agriculture! fashion a crude hoe and plant some seeds - maybe some irrigation canals...

that and kissing do you think we have always kissed? when did we start showing affection?
oh well... if they aren't already kissing i could show them how
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"Your world frightens and confuses me!"

sadly i cant contribute anything. i so dependent of modern technology that anything i think of might somehow connect with the present instead of the past. it seems they would be teaching me how to survive on basics

This ---->

minneapolisgenius said:

LleeLlee said:

They have to do it with that face though.

minneapolisgenius said:

yes, and maybe they could do it while listening to Rock

absolutely awful pun intended.

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LleeLlee said:

CarrieMpls said:

I knew it!

Org note me if you have some for men

Illustrator said:

Really? You know that kind of stuff? Okay, now we're getting somewhere.

emm said:

How would you make the hoe? I'm not saying it can't be done, I'm just curious to hear how you would go about that.

Regarding the kissing I bet they haven't tried that. I'm guessing they discovered oral sex early on and settled for that.

It sounds like you could definitely contribute a few things.

minneapolisgenius said:

Plus you could teach them to dance the ballet! I'd love to see a bunch of hairy neanderthals strut around on the tips of their toes.

...or maybe not.

Ace said:

retina said:

i would have to make friends with someone with
some sinew and leather to tie it on... but something like this?


oh and i thought of something else... i could teach them birth control and the rhythm method

emm said:

Do you trust it enough to use it yourself?

lol ummm... no!! but i figure in the stone age it's better than nothing

emm said:

Yeah, you wouldn't want to get pregnant with a neanderthal. The kid would end up looking like jerseykrs.

LleeLlee said:

retina said:

They'd have to shave first. Hair looks horrible under pink tights.

emm said:

What if you inadvertantly keep your own ancestors from reproducing?

I would teach them the moonwalk.

I would bore them with my Prince-obsession. Maybe they would be among the five percent of my victims that actually enjoy his music. Or among the one percent that enjoys his sex-appeal.

Next to that, I would teach them how to write and read and ask them to write some poems.

I'm curious if the result would learn towards classicism or rather dadaism.

Never mind, I would make them a nice risotto see if they like it as much as my boyfriend did. But they would have to use a fork. At least.