Hold me back because I am getting ready to open a 24oz can of whip ass on this bitch!!!!! WHY WHY WHY is it that so called church folk always ready to call you out and tell you what a heathern you are but they act the worst!!!!!

I dont' care what their age or religous background is they always talk down to you, tell you sublety that they are better than you, you are not praising the LORD so you are not prospering, make snarky comments, and the list goes on!!!!!

I was raised up underneath the church, used to be a Jr. Sunday School Teacher but you can't pay me to go into church now!!!! It is worst than Coporate business!!!!!

I had a sign on my desk that said "Jesus Saves But I Kill Stay At least 50Ft. Away". Of course my manager made me take it down, next they will be trying to force me into EAP Couseling well I wont go, and if I ever see any of these hoe's after work Lord help them because HR wont be able to save that ass!!!!!

Okay I feel better now, we now return you to your regular programming!!!!!

Lmao, Backslider

coworker:hey girl how u doin?
me:I am fine,
coworker:Oh no don't say you fine say Blessed
Me: no you didn't just ask me a question and censor my answer!

rachel3 said:

sinner.



















i had a co-worker/friend ignore me because i said "Jesus!!" while lifting something heavy. then i had to explain to her i wasn't using his name in vain, but calling out for help to lift the damn thing. i'm a good catholic boy but for some reason people think i'm highly religious.

CHIC0 said:

wanna know what i think?

oh yeah...

not sure which is more annoying. Bible beaters or people who convert to a new religion or practice and then think they are so enlightened.

TheRealFiness said:

save it perra!!

HEATHEN!!!!

CHIC0 said:

cuidado chico..

TheRealFiness said:

psh u know you were scurrrred when we met in L.A.

CHIC0 said:

nigress please, betta ask somebody

TheRealFiness said:

i did. they said you were scuuuuured!!

CHIC0 said:

lol, man im only scared of 2 things, God and my Father

TheRealFiness said:

"hola. ¿Señor Finess? yeah.. jr. needs an ass whoopin'. if you're not available i'd be more than happy to gove it to him."

CHIC0 said:

u aint that quick

butterfli25 said:

Quit jacking my damn thread before YOUu get a ASS WHOPPIN!!!!!

TheRealFiness said:

no. you're just that slow.

My boss' daughter got caught having an affair with a 45yr old married man. She's 18 and babysat for his kids who are 9 and 12. Her mother called the priest of their parish for support. The only thing they got was kicked out of the church for this behavior. No offers to counsel or anything. Nice huh?

Oh my God, Rachel....you have me over here dying laughing. I can hear you now.

I was having a sentimental moment and I read this...

I was having a hard time trying to smile today...Thanks...OMG

Man I fell out laughing.

You know I'll tell a mutha fucka in a minute....If you ain't in the right state of mind, don't play with me.

Don't fuck with my freedom...cuz I will fucking lose it.

Oh my God I'm over here laughing cuz I know you're serious.
[Edited 10/27/05 10:48am]

butterfli25 said:

why did you stab her!?

She got within 50 feet of me. She would have known better but you made me take down my sign

rachel3 said:

just plain evil

i find that lots of the people who carry on the most about how righteous and religious they are, turn out to be the most toxic, duplicitous, nasty people around.

people who really "get" their spirituality usually don't tend to have to continually justify it. they're the people who preach by example.

Anxiety said:

Amen.

Hallelujah.

Ace said:

case in point.

true story: i was trampled by a mob of hundreds of "good christian people" who were all stampeding into a general admission appearance by that fucker, so they could get all close up and be healed (amen, jayzus!).

oh: i was six years old at the time.

real decent people.

Can I get a witness?

Devout Christian BTK.

Whoops!