I've just called to order a beef chow mein from a take away and you have never heard such a palaver...

Worker: 'Hello...erm King Lee'

JD:'Hello I'd like to order a delivery please'

Worker: 'Erm...what would you like?'

JD: 'A beef chow mein please'

Worker: 'What number's that?'

JD: 'I dunno, you work there!'

This follows a five second delay when this numpty seems to fiddle about, mutter something to someone and then...

Worker: 'Have you found it?'

JD: 'What!?'

Worker: 'The number'

JD: Stop winding me up mate, I'll order somewhere else

This has resulted in me ordering a large chicken kebab from a burger bar which is a total mistake and utterly revolting when I put my mind to it.

Some people are just too stupid and/or bone idle to be in a job aren't they? Has anyone else been the victim of such bone idleness? Do you work with a lame brain?

...Stories please
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I have.


The person who's really incompetent and pissing me off right now:

AsianBomb777 said:

one of the few times I actually AGREE with you!

So I'm at the counter and the cute little blond girl with a lip ring at the smoothie place tells me my purchase 5.15

I give her 6 dollars. And she's about to give me my 85 cents back, but noticing she doesn't have much change, I gaver her 15 cents (so she could just give me back a dollar).

The poor girl frooze. She was horrified becuase she needed to do the math.

jerseykrs said:

He's only a puppet. Be kind to him.

AsianBomb777 said:

hahahaha, this happens to me on a weekly basis, and I tell them, look, just give me back "so and so" change. but it's too difficult for them to comprehend...hahah, but like my father always said.....

"look son, the world needs ditch diggers also"

jerseykrs said:

It used to happen to me weekly too. But I now try to avoid that with anyone below the age of 30 who might be working the counter.

I also love calling my ISP up and having them bullshit me (15 years in IT, and I can smell a technical lie like a fart in a car), only to set the record straight on their pompous asses.

AsianBomb777 said:

hahahaah, awesome

Bush looks like he has a big knot/bump on the side of his face. Ya'll see it? The hell is that?

Rinluv said:

His brain.

Number23 said:

Trying to escape.

Number23 said:

Cloudbuster said:

What the fuck are you still doing up?

Number23 said:

Waiting for Jesus.

Cloudbuster said:

Insomniac, then? Truly though, I find the Crusades a depressing historical footnote in British history. We were mushroom-munching pagans, worshipping Pan and basking in the infinite wonder of morris dancing and tea abundance upon fruitful Mother Earth. Then Christians came along and killed us all.
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Number23 said:

They're still waiting for Jesus.

Cloudbuster said:

Christopher said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

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My two favourite girls are online. Cute!

Cloudbuster said:

I'm the cute one.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

only after 4 beers

Christopher said:

Pipe down Ugly.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

you go girl

Christopher said:

You go girl.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

well,it feels good in my bloomers

Cloudbuster said:

Number23 said:

Too busy watching naked girls dancing, eh?

Well, who can blame him.

Cloudbuster said:

Y'know, I'd probably get my final ban from this place if I wrote what you have in your signiture. Different strokes, eh?

Number23 said:

Well, some folk can't handle the truth.