...or maybe you just raped a block of cheese.

TAKE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A=I'D LOVE TO LICK
B=I ATE
C=I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR
D=I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH
E=I MILKED
F=I SAT ON
G=I SAW
H=I'M IN LOVE WITH
I=IN MY ROOM I FOUND
J=I PUSHED
K=I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH
L=I MURDERED
M=I RAPED
N=I DEEP-FRIED
O=IN MY FREEZER, I FOUND
P=I MOLESTED
Q=I TALKED ON THE PHONE TO
R=I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH
S=I'M MOVING IN WITH
T=I JUST KILLED
U=I KICKED AND KILLED
V=I SKINNED ALIVE
W=I GAVE MY NUMBER TO
X=I MARINATED
Y=I BABYSAT
Z=I TRADED MY MOM FOR

NOW TAKE THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME...

A=A HIPPOPOTAMUS
B=A CURLY FRY
C= A NAKED OLD LADY
D=AN ERASER
E=A GAY HOBO
F= A BLOCK OF CHEESE
G=AN EMPTY TACOBELL CUP
H=A GREASY PAPER PLATE
I=A SPORK
J=A MELTED ORANGE CRAYON
K=GEORGE WASHINGTON
L=A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM
M=A SEA URCHIN
N=A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES
O=ORANGE JUICE
P=YOUR BRA
Q=A BIRD
R=A STOP SIGN
S=A DUSTPAN
T=A RANDOM GUY
U=A RANDOM GIRL
V=A YELLOW PAPERCLIP
W=A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
X=A TURKEY
Y=A CHICKEN
Z=A JELLYBEAN

In my room I found a jellybean.

So lame.

....and you know I don't hang out in GD much, so even if someone posted this shit last week, just play with me anyway!

i sat on a stop sign? , i'd rather sit on something else

i pushed a chicken. i'm so hardcore.



i do edits right!
[Edited 10/21/05 8:32am]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

We should really change our names.

FunkMistress said:

My mother cheated on her lover with a pair of granny panties.

I really, really didn't need to know that.

I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES

gemini13 said:

...on the next jerry springer!

FunkMistress said:

that's nothing...my dad had a one-night stand with a curly fry.

gemini13 said:

Mom?

FunkMistress said:

FunkMistress said:

I had a one night stand with a gay hobo????



Maybe it's best that I don't remember that.

depending on what last name I use...I get
I saw a hippopotamus or a random girl. wow

my dad on the other hand....

deep fried a random girl!

and my mom milked a dustpan.

Prince.org:

Freakiest. Parents. Ever.

I mudered a gay hobo!

sag10 said:

Homophobe.

FunkMistress said:

In your dreams!

sag10 said:

Was that the hobo I had a one night stand with?

sag10 said:

You know I luuuuv you, mama.

TMPletz said:

Yes, and that is exactly why he is no longer here!

FunkMistress said:

I do, and you know I feel the same.

I skinned alive a piece of chewed gum.









Trying to make sense of that one!

I DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND FOR A STOP SIGN. If only my boyfriends weren't stop signs themselves

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[Edited 10/21/05 10:22am]

I milked a dustpan