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Reply #150 posted 11/21/05 10:10am

AzurePanther

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Raine said:

1) when someone rings the doorbell (pretend were out shhh)
2) so starts hammering on the glass of the door ( dont answer it... shhh)
3) then starts shouting through the damn letter box omfg boxed


That reminds me, i once did that when i went to call for a friend without asking him first and he just came downstairs after a bit actually dressed and like "urm im a bit busy" and i thought he was arguing with his parents or something, it wasnt till the next day at school when he told what he was really doing. lol
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Reply #151 posted 11/21/05 10:28am

Pochacco

Id much rather tell you what I like to be done to me in bed biggrin
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Reply #152 posted 11/21/05 10:52am

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ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

HERES MY TOP 3:

1. I HITTIN IT DOGGYSTYLE AND THE CHICK CANT ARCH HER BACK RIGHT OR EVEN WORSE HUNCHES HER BACK OVER!!!

2. LICKIN MY NECK WITH "BLACK-N-MILD"-BREATH!! (AND WHEN SHE'S DONE LICKING, YOUR NECK STILL SMELLS!!!)

3. RIDING ME AND BENDING MY DICK IN ALL KINDS OF DIRECTIONS THINKIN THAT SHIT FEELS GOOD TO ME!!!!!

Y'ALL FREE FREE TO ADD YOURS TO THE LIST

Um..... tell that to her, lol lol
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #153 posted 11/21/05 10:57am

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SIRTONY said:

#1,,A GOD DAMN LAZY FUCK (JUST LAYING THERE AND DONIG NOTHING),, mad

No offense, SirTony.....

If you're on the bottom, what the hell are you supposed to do? There's nothin much to do, especially if the person on top is heavier..... rolleyes

Now that's one thing I hate. Fuckers who complain.
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #154 posted 11/21/05 10:58am

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kiss85 said:

SIRTONY said:

#1,,A GOD DAMN LAZY FUCK (JUST LAYING THERE AND DONIG NOTHING),, mad

No offense, SirTony.....

If you're on the bottom, what the hell are you supposed to do? There's nothin much to do, especially if the person on top is heavier..... rolleyes

Now that's one thing I hate. Fuckers who complain.

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Reply #155 posted 11/21/05 12:27pm

Drkman

I hate it when a woman has smelly genitalia and refuses to wash herself (douche or something)…..ill



And then wonders why I won’t have oral with her…….barf
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Reply #156 posted 11/21/05 12:34pm

unlucky7

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a creeky bed


lol

That avie is creepy, my god!
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Reply #157 posted 11/21/05 1:11pm

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Thank you all.

This post is proof to me that the sex is better in a long term commited relationship.

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Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #158 posted 11/21/05 7:03pm

Spats

No it isn't. But if it makes you feel better thinking that way then more power to you.
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Reply #159 posted 11/21/05 8:59pm

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Spats said:

No it isn't. But if it makes you feel better thinking that way then more power to you.



you wouldn't know. What's your idea of long term 2 weeks to a month?
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Reply #160 posted 11/21/05 9:07pm

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ever get Don't mess up my hair eek

Fuck that lol
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Reply #161 posted 11/21/05 9:08pm

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Drkman said:

I hate it when a woman has smelly genitalia and refuses to wash herself (douche or something)…..ill



And then wonders why I won’t have oral with her…….barf


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Reply #162 posted 11/21/05 9:27pm

Spats

I have Male friends who know and they envy me being single and with all of my options open.
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Reply #163 posted 11/22/05 12:44am

mdiver

Spats said:

I have Male friends who know and they envy me being single and with all of my options open.


All of your options open and currently waiting for her to call and relying on your right hand.....hmmm sounds great
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Reply #164 posted 11/22/05 3:32am

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cinnamonjo said:

CalhounSq said:



Yea, I will not tolerate that one. I'd kick a muufucka out of bed for that mad It's just weird.

I had a dad & I certainly don't want him conjured up @ a time like that whofarted disbelief




HELLO!
Some of us grew up calling someone daddy already.
If i think of my father while doing that....i will most likely
a) vomit
b) get paranoid
c) Never call you again.

Thats some nasty incestuous shit right therrrr.


clapping I was gonna suggest that women w/ "daddy issues" may go for that shit, but that's a pretty broad, fucked up judgement. Seems kinda true though hmmm Maybe women who's dad's weren't around or something? I just can't fathom having an actual/decent father figure & using that phrase during sex. It's just WRONG... disbelief
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Reply #165 posted 11/22/05 3:49am

Fauxie

Spats said:

I have Male friends who know and they envy me being single and with all of my options open.



Yes, you have not one but two hands! biggrin
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Reply #166 posted 11/22/05 6:07am

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CalhounSq said:

cinnamonjo said:





HELLO!
Some of us grew up calling someone daddy already.
If i think of my father while doing that....i will most likely
a) vomit
b) get paranoid
c) Never call you again.

Thats some nasty incestuous shit right therrrr.


clapping I was gonna suggest that women w/ "daddy issues" may go for that shit, but that's a pretty broad, fucked up judgement. Seems kinda true though hmmm Maybe women who's dad's weren't around or something? I just can't fathom having an actual/decent father figure & using that phrase during sex. It's just WRONG... disbelief


I'm sorry if i offend, but this is true to me....the daddy position has been filled for over 20 years.....



Now..the missionary position is currently accepting applications razz....
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Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control?


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Reply #167 posted 11/22/05 6:46am

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cinnamonjo said:

CalhounSq said:



clapping I was gonna suggest that women w/ "daddy issues" may go for that shit, but that's a pretty broad, fucked up judgement. Seems kinda true though hmmm Maybe women who's dad's weren't around or something? I just can't fathom having an actual/decent father figure & using that phrase during sex. It's just WRONG... disbelief


I'm sorry if i offend, but this is true to me....the daddy position has been filled for over 20 years.....



Now..the missionary position is currently accepting applications razz....


No offense taken here smile I totally agree w/ you, the "daddy" shit ain't cool hmph!
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Reply #168 posted 11/22/05 6:56am

Spats

Yeah, but with my situation anything can happen. The possibilities are endless. Not with someone who is married.
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Reply #169 posted 11/22/05 7:00am

mdiver

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Yeah, but with my situation anything can happen. The possibilities are endless. Not with someone who is married.


Yeah so endless you will be stuck knocking one out again tonight lol
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Reply #170 posted 11/22/05 7:07am

gemini13

mdiver said:

Spats said:

I have Male friends who know and they envy me being single and with all of my options open.


All of your options open and currently waiting for her to call and relying on your right hand.....hmmm sounds great



falloff

Waiting and pining away for someone who doesn't know you exist doesn't sound real great to me.
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Reply #171 posted 11/22/05 7:11am

Spats

She knows i exist but does not appear interested in the way i want. Or maybe she is and i don't realize it. Women can be pretty inept at making it clear they are interested.
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Reply #172 posted 11/22/05 7:18am

gemini13

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Women can be pretty inept at making it clear they are interested.



Women can be pretty inept?

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Reply #173 posted 11/22/05 7:54am

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Guys who miss the concept of foreplay having a place beyond just getting me wet.

When guys don't like to explore. I'm not a missionary all the time kinda gal.

When someone cannot go back and forth between hot 'n heavy and sweet playfulness. Yanno, when it's all the act but you throw him off when you switch gears. Sex is meant to be enjoyed!!
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Reply #174 posted 11/22/05 8:18am

Spats

Yes they can be. They don't know how, or are just to chicken, or just like waiting for the guy to do it. But they seem to have some sort of problem letting a guy know they are interested.
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Reply #175 posted 11/22/05 8:23am

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Fauxie said:

Spats said:

I have Male friends who know and they envy me being single and with all of my options open.



Yes, you have not one but two hands! biggrin

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Reply #176 posted 11/22/05 1:55pm

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Spats said:

Yeah, but with my situation anything can happen. The possibilities are endless. Not with someone who is married.


Oh, but the possibilities WILL END my friend biggrin
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Reply #177 posted 11/22/05 7:59pm

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kiss85 said:

SIRTONY said:

#1,,A GOD DAMN LAZY FUCK (JUST LAYING THERE AND DONIG NOTHING),, mad

No offense, SirTony.....

If you're on the bottom, what the hell are you supposed to do? There's nothin much to do, especially if the person on top is heavier..... rolleyes

Now that's one thing I hate. Fuckers who complain.



maybe i should b more specific. just laying there is not a good thang 4 me.
just laying there makes me come too qucik. i perfer some 1 who is going 2
move around with me. that makes me last longer(mayb 2 hours and its all nature
no additives needed). its mind over head that makes a person come too quick, mayb u have a problem with some 1 being heavier on u.
hey i like it when my girl gets on top of me. but u can bet your ass that im
not just going to lay there. i'll b moving right along with her! hand all over her breast, rubbing her sides, make her lean foward and lick and kiss her
breast, make her turn around so i can rubb her back and watch that ass move
up an down, move left and right, until she comes, agian and again,

aww man im hard.!!
SOME PEOPLE--THOSE WHO THINK IT'S EVER THEIR PLACE TO CHANGE SOMEONE--WILL FIND NEW "FAULTS" WHEN OLD ONES GET "FIXED".

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Reply #178 posted 11/22/05 8:05pm

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cinnamonjo said:

CalhounSq said:



clapping I was gonna suggest that women w/ "daddy issues" may go for that shit, but that's a pretty broad, fucked up judgement. Seems kinda true though hmmm Maybe women who's dad's weren't around or something? I just can't fathom having an actual/decent father figure & using that phrase during sex. It's just WRONG... disbelief


I'm sorry if i offend, but this is true to me....the daddy position has been filled for over 20 years.....



Now..the missionary position is currently accepting applications razz....



ooooo weeee...count me in.. razz
SOME PEOPLE--THOSE WHO THINK IT'S EVER THEIR PLACE TO CHANGE SOMEONE--WILL FIND NEW "FAULTS" WHEN OLD ONES GET "FIXED".

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Reply #179 posted 11/22/05 10:29pm

Spats

Yeah they will eventually but i would at least like to have them for awhile than not at all.
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