HERES MY TOP 3:

1. I HITTIN IT DOGGYSTYLE AND THE CHICK CANT ARCH HER BACK RIGHT OR EVEN WORSE HUNCHES HER BACK OVER!!!

2. LICKIN MY NECK WITH "BLACK-N-MILD"-BREATH!! (AND WHEN SHE'S DONE LICKING, YOUR NECK STILL SMELLS!!!)

3. RIDING ME AND BENDING MY DICK IN ALL KINDS OF DIRECTIONS THINKIN THAT SHIT FEELS GOOD TO ME!!!!!

Y'ALL FREE FREE TO ADD YOURS TO THE LIST

1. Women who obviously try too hard. In fact women who TRY instead of DO.

2. Women without a sense of adventure, might as well be a blow-up

3. Women who don't believe they can effeminitely ejaculate... 'til it happens!

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For some reason I don't like girls to talk nasty

body oder

a creeky bed

If a Man Smelled, Farted or called me Someone else' s name I would throw him out of Bed. Miranda was getting pissed that this guy showered immediately after sex on Sex In The City,but that is just Good HYGEINE.

Zelaira said:

U like Sex In The City huh? Kim Catrall is one of the only women over 50 I would do!

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1. a bed that makes noise
2. if it's too hot in the room
3. if he smells

Yes,she's Hot and she always was. Watch her in Manequin with Andrew MCCarthy . Andie MCDOWELL is another Gorgeous woman. I actually had a boyfriend who was jealous of KEVIN BACON and EWAN MC GREGOR just cause I commented about them being large. He grilled me continuously thinking I didn't like him when he was FINE! He made me feel Uneasy about liking them.

If a man asks me a question during sex and REALLY expects me to answer....


A man who really doen't know what a clit is.....or where it is


Any man that is afraid of losing control....and giving the control to me....

do you expect me to read your mind??
communicate damn it!!

There was one thing that I couldn't "stand" any more when having sex
til my doctor prescribe something that alleviated the problem.
Now it stands pretty well on it's own.

When he begins having a conversation with me about his day. Ah, the joys of married life...

The phrase "get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes"

funny, I like the dirty sweat smell of sex.

Girl on top can get scary, cause if she goes way high, loses it, slams down, you could be one broke bent fool.

Rhondab said:

THAT is fuuuun

AsianBomb777 said:

1. Out of town
2. At her crib
3. ....And when her ol'man stick his in the door! ...

oh! "gotta-go, gotta-go"

1.a finger running up the crack of my ass.

2. a finger running up the crack of my ass.


Looking up and not liking the face as much as i like the body. Shallow-- I know.
I've come to terms with it.

Steadwood said:

for me:
1. baby crying
2. older kids fighting within earshot
3. worrying kids might come into the room once Postman Pat is finished

charlottegelin said:

that sounds really bad!

Rhondab said:

Or a man who thinks stimulating the clit is the only way a woman gets pleasure and just focuses on that.

Lack of communication.

Being afraid to take the lead...ever. It should be give and take, not wait-for-instructions.

Pinching my body and making stupid sound effects. Knock it off buddy, that's not funny.

meow85 said:

What the hell's a clit?

Illustrator said:

Illustrator said:

I second that question!

BobGeorge909 said:

SILLY....you already KNOW what that is...
@least i KNOW you KNOW where it is...

SammiJ said:

HONEY!....shhhh!

BobGeorge909 said:

whaaaat?

i'm jus saying...you know it as well as dora the explorer knows her map.

BobGeorge909 said:

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

...or when she archs her back too much in the missionary position. I can't deliver the package if the door is closed...

Also:

Vaginal farts. It happens, I know, but it's not exactly a turn-on.

If I say she's beautiful or sexy while we're doing it and she replies "no".

If she's completely quiet.

If she keeps her eyes open the whole time. This is only a turn-off because in my experience (and generally speaking), when women are enjoying themselves the most, they keep their eyes closed.