This has happened to me about 4 times in my life. Literally I'll be on a date with someone and sometime during the date, very casually and non-challante they have broken out a crack pipe and smoked right in front of me!

One time I met this guy and ended up hanging out with him at his place and we had dinner, drinks and were having a recap. It was quite the nice date So I go out onto the balcony and when he comes out to the balcony he just broke out a crack pipe and took a hit and I was like "what are you doing??"

His answer: "it helps my asthma".



Needless to say I was out of there and I never even spoke to him again.

Has this happened to anyone else?

no

u shittin me right?

TheRealFiness said:

Nope. Real life experience

And these were all people you'd never even suspect had a drug problem! I mean you'd think someone who is willing to just bust a crack pipe out on a first date would be be the dregs of society. Each of them appeared fine, they had jobs, they seemed like normal individuals.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm speechless though. I'd never had anyone do that...gawd.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

well there are the "Occupational addicts" the one's who can afford thier Habit yanno?... but fuck thats crazy..

TheRealFiness said:

that sounds like the description of a record collector.

CinisterCee said:

Lmao,pretty close cinnie

Funniest question on the org in years...

origmnd said:

And based on real life!

not on a date, but its happened to me.....out of the blue, just talking and them out of no where....

amorbella said:

Don't you almost feel like you need to check for camera's? where's the joke????

One time I was chillin in the ride listening to Kenny Dope's Hip Hop Forever... a dude stepped to my vehicle and started freestyling over "Off The Books" by The Beatnuts. Anyway..

...then he offered to sell me some crack. That was an interesting sales pitch.

where in the hell do you find these people? that's freakin' insane!

CinisterCee said:

How scary is this. One time I was walking down the street and a pay phone was ringing so I picked it up and I said "hello" and the person said "why did you pick up the phone", I said "because it was ringing, I wanted to let the person know nobody was there" then....."don't pick up this phone again"

I'm positive it was some kind of drug sting

I've never even SEEN a crack pipe...

ReturnOfDOOK said:

At the gas station they sell these little miniature flowers in a little glass tube. I have seen those things for years. One day I was waiting in line for my purchases and this guy walks in all spun out, cut in front of me, threw a dollar on the counter and grabbed one of those minature flowers. It was at that point that I realized.....oh my God, the gas station sells crackpipes!"

I have seen someone bust out a plastic litre soda bottle and use that as a substitute.

I've busted a girl's crack with my meat-pipe on a date.

Never had that experience. But a friend once met a guy on a blind date and he shot up his insulin at the restaurant table.

I was JUST going to start a thread with this title!

2the9s said:

I always beat you to the punch don't I?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

2the9s said:

That should be your avatar

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

This is the best crack story EVER.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

drug deal...more likely.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

everyone beats him to the punch....it's a shame we just can't punch him.

starkitty said:

starkitty said:

Cuz everyone knows that inhaling fireballs of cocaine is realy good for your lungs.

He told me that with the straightest face you've ever seen. WTF!?

They always do that to me when I tell 'em that I got the motel room for least another hour.