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Thread started 09/30/05 5:27pm

funkpill

Just A Tap

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass
window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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Reply #1 posted 09/30/05 5:59pm

purplekisses

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doh!
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Reply #2 posted 09/30/05 6:01pm

BabyGirl

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hehe i love it biggrin
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
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Reply #3 posted 09/30/05 6:04pm

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BabyGirl said:

hehe i love it biggrin



tap
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Reply #4 posted 09/30/05 6:05pm

BabyGirl

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purplekisses said:

BabyGirl said:

hehe i love it biggrin



tap


kisses
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
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Reply #5 posted 09/30/05 6:08pm

purplekisses

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BabyGirl said:

purplekisses said:




tap


kisses


lick
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Reply #6 posted 09/30/05 6:23pm

funkpill

lol

Y'all jackin'....
[Edited 9/30/05 18:25pm]
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Reply #7 posted 09/30/05 8:09pm

pippet

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spit

Hahahaha!!!!

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Reply #8 posted 09/30/05 8:47pm

purplekisses

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funkpill said:

lol

Y'all jackin'....
[Edited 9/30/05 18:25pm]



jerkoff
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Reply #9 posted 09/30/05 8:51pm

funkpill

purplekisses said:

funkpill said:

lol

Y'all jackin'....
[Edited 9/30/05 18:25pm]



jerkoff


I mean jackin' the thread...doh!
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Reply #10 posted 09/30/05 8:53pm

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funkpill said:

purplekisses said:




jerkoff


I mean jackin' the thread...doh!


no no no!


that is not what U said nana
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Reply #11 posted 09/30/05 9:00pm

funkpill

purplekisses said:

funkpill said:



I mean jackin' the thread...doh!


no no no!


that is not what U said nana


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Reply #12 posted 09/30/05 9:03pm

purplekisses

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funkpill said:

purplekisses said:



no no no!


that is not what U said nana


disbelief


oh i get it now doh!

U wanted one also giggle


lick
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Reply #13 posted 09/30/05 9:18pm

funkpill

purplekisses said:

funkpill said:



disbelief


oh i get it now doh!

U wanted one also giggle


lick

lol Not really.....

Thread jacker!!! lol
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Reply #14 posted 09/30/05 9:19pm

sinisterpentat
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You know something similar happen while i was having sex with an old girlfriend.

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Reply #15 posted 09/30/05 10:04pm

charlottegelin

sinisterpentatonic said:

You know something similar happen while i was having sex with an old girlfriend.

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eek man she must be REALLY old!
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Reply #16 posted 09/30/05 10:10pm

sinisterpentat
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charlottegelin said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

You know something similar happen while i was having sex with an old girlfriend.

wave

eek man she must be REALLY old!


No, just dead. smile
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Reply #17 posted 09/30/05 11:43pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #18 posted 10/01/05 4:45pm

charlottegelin

sinisterpentatonic said:

charlottegelin said:


eek man she must be REALLY old!


No, just dead. smile

that's what I meant biggrin
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