Christopher and I are constantly going on about Freeway.

Terilicious said:

"Run Awwaaaaay"

PREDOMINANT said:

"It's the pit of DESPAAAAIIIRRR.... *coughcough* .....excuse me, it's the pit of despair."

minneapolisgenius said:

"I'v been mostly dead all morning"

"anybody wanna peanut"

PREDOMINANT said:

I quote "The Jerk" a lot with my brother.

minneapolisgenius said:

Yes, let him tackle us single-handed!

PREDOMINANT said:

omg I do that with my best friend all the time!

"Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead."

and...

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."

minneapolisgenius said:

Oh my good god, I am crying now!!

"He hates these cans"

"I need this"

"Tuna, on white bread with mayonaise, a tab, and a couple of twinkies"

and of course Shithead the dog and the thermos song

PREDOMINANT said:

I find myself singing "oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you" every once in a while.

CarrieMpls said:

"Not an ordinary thermos for youuuuu..."

minneapolisgenius said:

CarrieMpls said:

I get a bit sketchy after this point and adlib...

"but the very best thermos, you can buy with stripes, a handle, and a cup built right iiiiin"

PREDOMINANT said:

Patty promised me a blow-job

gemini13 said:

"there's a good boy"

PREDOMINANT said:

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.


[dog barks]
I don't need my dog.

gemini13 said:

minneapolisgenius said:

"i need this"

Oh, goddam, this thread has got me through the day

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls."

"I'll have an extremely large glass of ice water."

"I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti, do I look Italian?"


M

"The easter bunny did this? He's fucking DEAD!"

jerseykrs said:

Mallrats?

minneapolisgenius said:

TMPletz said:

Well done!!!

jerseykrs2 said:

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool and fuck you.

notoriousj said:

You forgot.....

"I'm out!"

jerseykrs2 said:

oh well....I got Jerry Garcia in a bag man...

notoriousj said:

come watch it with me