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Movie quotes! What movie quotes do you giggle at with your friends? 
One that springs to mind is Oliver Reed's, 'queer giraffes' line in 'Gladiator'. You and yours? | |
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"The password is what?"  | |
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I've been going around quoting Cartman lately. 
Apparently I do it really well and I've become addicted to the appreciation I get for it.  | |
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just about anything from Napoleon Dynamite
and Old Skool "ring the bell ya pussy" | |
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so what do you think?...i think i burnt me finga... | |
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Dodgeball
Rip Torns character, "You are about as much use as a cock flavoured lolly pop". 
I was eating a pot noodle when i watched that part and i swear to god i laughed so hard a noodle came out my nose....., true . Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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heyduckie said: just about anything from Napoleon Dynamite
There are about 4 guys at my work who quote Napolean Dynamite nearly non-stop. It made me giggle for a week, now it's just so old.  |
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muirdo said: Dodgeball
Rip Torns character, "You are about as much use as a cock flavoured lolly pop".
I was eating a pot noodle when i watched that part and i swear to god i laughed so hard a noodle came out my nose....., true . Just about everything Jason Bateman says in that movie is pure gold. |
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"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair"
"Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!" Keenmeister |
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"Son, I had the impression that you had sex with your bathers...I know I always do." -Coming To America
"I still got the pipes, CAN'T NOBODY SANG LIKE EDDIE KING, JR.!!!" - The Five Heartbeats "I'd tell you to kiss my ass Benny, but your blind ass probably couldn't see it!" - Harlem Nights I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Lots of lines from 'Chopper'. | |
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NoodleSoup said: Lots of lines from 'Chopper'.
Thats put me in mind of Romper Stomper, when one of the girls is struggling carrying a crate of beer and some cans fall out and her boyfriend says,....."Why dont you keep your mind on the bloody job woman" Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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retina said: I've been going around quoting Cartman lately.
Apparently I do it really well and I've become addicted to the appreciation I get for it. DUUUUUHHHHH!!!! That's my favorite Cartman quote. | |
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andykeen said: "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair"
"Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?. | |
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aaaaas youuuuu wiiiiish..... | |
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Raine said:
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?. lol  Keenmeister |
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Does anyone remember the lines of that dialogue in hospital between Frank White and the Chinese gangster ? ( From King Of New York )? " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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"They used to call me crazy joe,well now they can call me batman!"
line from "Lean On me"  | |
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TheRealFiness said: aaaaas youuuuu wiiiiish.....
THE PRINCESS BRIDE! Farmboy/Wesley/Dred Pirate Roberts says it like that while he's rolling down the hill! There sre so many memorable lines from that movie: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife" "Sleep well and dream of large women" "It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest-I don't even exercise" "Inconceivable" "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means" AND OF COURSE "Hello! My name is Enigo Montaya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" There's so many more... [Edited 9/25/05 13:02pm] [Edited 9/25/05 13:03pm] I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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heyduckie said: just about anything from Napoleon Dynamite
"My lips hurt real BAD!" 
"Well get some chapstick from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer!" 
 [Edited 9/25/05 13:26pm] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" - Heathers "I love my son. I love my dead gay son. " - Heathers " Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her . . . so . . . much . . . I-It-It--flame--flames . . . on the side of my face . . . breathing . . . breathle--heaving breaths . . .heaving--" - Clue "oh Yes!!" - Jenna Jameson, in any given movie. | |
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"Full cavity search! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!" | |
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"Geesh"
"You guys are retarded" I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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"I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!" | |
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Imago777 said: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" - Heathers "I love my son. I love my dead gay son. " - Heathers that shit is on showtime right now "It'll give her shower-nozzel masturbation material for weeks" | |
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Definitely...
...Glengarry GlenRoss We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. What's your name? Fuck you! That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name. PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours? And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser. tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Anything from this movie.... 
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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"love and kisses on all your pink parts" - Kuffs
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? - Snatch | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Anything from this movie....
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IrresistibleB1tch said: minneapolisgenius said: Anything from this movie....
I knew you'd appreciate that. 
"It's only a model."  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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