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Design your perfect woman / man If you had the chance to design your perfect woman or man, what features would you include? | |
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my perfect man-woman would haven the testicles on the inside and no cock  | |
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He would be sweet and kind....maybe look like Freddie Mercury? Brown hair or black, a little taller than me. i don't know | |
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perfect would be boring. "as prince goes poom poom poom poom
she go BOOMshockaLockaBOOM" -Shausler  | |
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BOOMshockaLockaBOOM said: perfect would be boring.
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big and dorky and kind to people and animals.
well, i guess i already have my perfect man!   | |
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unlucky7 said: He would be sweet and kind....maybe look like Freddie Mercury? Brown hair or black, a little taller than me. i don't know
 Oh wait you said who looks like FREDDIE MERCURY.....for a second I thought you ment Breddie Mercury  | |
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HollowellSA said: unlucky7 said: He would be sweet and kind....maybe look like Freddie Mercury? Brown hair or black, a little taller than me. i don't know
Oh wait you said who looks like FREDDIE MERCURY.....for a second I thought you ment Breddie Mercury Seems like I can't do right for doing wrong today... | |
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BreddieMercury said: HollowellSA said: Oh wait you said who looks like FREDDIE MERCURY.....for a second I thought you ment Breddie Mercury Seems like I can't do right for doing wrong today... I'm sure someone from your "pride" will be around soon to comfort you  | |
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HollowellSA said: BreddieMercury said: Seems like I can't do right for doing wrong today... I'm sure someone from your "pride" will be around soon to comfort you Oh look, someone else with a problem. | |
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BreddieMercury said: HollowellSA said: I'm sure someone from your "pride" will be around soon to comfort you Oh look, someone else with a problem. only when it comes to you lover  | |
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Don't have to...God did already. 
6 foot 1 dark hair pale skin nice guy poetic cock sure smart dramatic catholic artistic completely 
I'll take him. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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unlucky7 said: nice  god I miss him  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: big and dorky and kind to people and animals.
well, i guess i already have my perfect man!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: big and dorky and kind to people and animals.
well, i guess i already have my perfect man! Oh my God, that is totally what I'm looking for. He has to have a nice fat butt though. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: IrresistibleB1tch said: big and dorky and kind to people and animals.
well, i guess i already have my perfect man! Oh my God, that is totally what I'm looking for. He has to have a nice fat weiner though. M  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Oh my God, that is totally what I'm looking for. He has to have a nice fat weiner though. M That too. It better plump when I cook it. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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HollowellSA said: unlucky7 said: nice god I miss him Even though I don't personally know him or I never Knew him, I miss him too.  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: IrresistibleB1tch said: big and dorky and kind to people and animals.
well, i guess i already have my perfect man! Oh my God, that is totally what I'm looking for. He has to have a nice fat butt though. M | |
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HollowellSA said: BreddieMercury said: Oh look, someone else with a problem. only when it comes to you lover Is that the best you can do? Why don't you REALLY try to insult me??? | |
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BreddieMercury said: HollowellSA said: only when it comes to you lover Is that the best you can do? Why don't you REALLY try to insult me??? That would be way too easy | |
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I cannot possibly design a perfect woman for me. God or natural selection or intelligent design or whatever already created her and I have the great fortune to be married to her. All good things they say never last... | |
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HollowellSA said: BreddieMercury said: Is that the best you can do? Why don't you REALLY try to insult me??? That would be way too easy I insist. Let's see what you've got. | |
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My perfect woman would have a huge mouth but no vocal chords. Run around like a chicken, grand dragon finger lickin
Yo, turn him over wit a spatula Now we got, Kentucky Fried Cracker Mess with the Cube, you get punked quick Pig, cause I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with! | |
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 Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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BreddieMercury said: HollowellSA said: That would be way too easy I insist. Let's see what you've got. I think you just need to get laid.....who's not doing their job in your harem?  | |
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Nero said: Kinda arrogant, claiming you're the perfect man... [Edited 9/21/05 10:25am] Run around like a chicken, grand dragon finger lickin
Yo, turn him over wit a spatula Now we got, Kentucky Fried Cracker Mess with the Cube, you get punked quick Pig, cause I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with! | |
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