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Thread started 09/18/05 7:06am

Nero

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Jersey, when are you...

...going to let me past first base?

You fucking PRUDE.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #1 posted 09/18/05 7:07am

Number23

smile
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Reply #2 posted 09/18/05 7:07am

REDFEATHERS

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Reply #3 posted 09/18/05 7:07am

jerseykrs

I have a tattoo riding on this shit.....sorry baby doll.


We can drink instead:guinness:
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Reply #4 posted 09/18/05 7:08am

Fauxie

Someone explain the different bases to me.
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Reply #5 posted 09/18/05 7:08am

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

I have a tattoo riding on this shit.....sorry baby doll.


We can drink instead:guinness:


UGH. You've played these homosexual org games so long it's driven you towards the gay side of celibate. That is, holding out the shagging until some big, sweaty balls dangle over your mouth.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #6 posted 09/18/05 7:09am

Nero

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Fauxie said:

Someone explain the different bases to me.


I think first base is smooching, and then second base is something like fingerbanging.

confused
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #7 posted 09/18/05 7:10am

Number23

Nero said:

jerseykrs said:

I have a tattoo riding on this shit.....sorry baby doll.


We can drink instead:guinness:


UGH. You've played these homosexual org games so long it's driven you towards the gay side of celibate. That is, holding out the shagging until some big, sweaty balls dangle over your mouth.

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Reply #8 posted 09/18/05 7:10am

Fauxie

Nero said:

jerseykrs said:

I have a tattoo riding on this shit.....sorry baby doll.


We can drink instead:guinness:


UGH. You've played these homosexual org games so long it's driven you towards the gay side of celibate. That is, holding out the shagging until some big, sweaty balls dangle over your mouth.



You have issues. nod

wacky
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Reply #9 posted 09/18/05 7:10am

jerseykrs

Nero said:

jerseykrs said:

I have a tattoo riding on this shit.....sorry baby doll.


We can drink instead:guinness:


UGH. You've played these homosexual org games so long it's driven you towards the gay side of celibate. That is, holding out the shagging until some big, sweaty balls dangle over your mouth.



flattery will get you everywhere! thumbs up!
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Reply #10 posted 09/18/05 7:12am

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

Nero said:



UGH. You've played these homosexual org games so long it's driven you towards the gay side of celibate. That is, holding out the shagging until some big, sweaty balls dangle over your mouth.



flattery will get you everywhere! thumbs up!


There we go.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #11 posted 09/18/05 7:13am

Fauxie

Nero said:

Fauxie said:

Someone explain the different bases to me.


I think first base is smooching, and then second base is something like fingerbanging.

confused


omg

Americans are crude. disbelief
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Reply #12 posted 09/18/05 7:16am

Lizzy7701

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Fauxie said:

Nero said:



I think first base is smooching, and then second base is something like fingerbanging.

confused


omg

Americans are crude. disbelief

not all boxed
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Reply #13 posted 09/18/05 7:17am

jerseykrs

Third base is fingerbanging btw.....
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Reply #14 posted 09/18/05 7:17am

Mach

Fauxie said:

Nero said:



I think first base is smooching, and then second base is something like fingerbanging.

confused


omg

Americans are crude. disbelief


batting eyes that's not what you said on Pluto
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Reply #15 posted 09/18/05 7:21am

Fauxie

Mach said:

Fauxie said:



omg

Americans are crude. disbelief


batting eyes that's not what you said on Pluto


Well that was mainly 'ooh's and 'ahh's so how could you tell what I was saying? giggle
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Reply #16 posted 09/18/05 7:23am

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

Third base is fingerbanging btw.....


Then what's second?
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #17 posted 09/18/05 7:23am

jerseykrs

Nero said:

jerseykrs said:

Third base is fingerbanging btw.....


Then what's second?



up the shirt.
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Reply #18 posted 09/18/05 7:25am

Fauxie

jerseykrs said:

Nero said:



Then what's second?



up the shirt.



lol

Do kids actually still talk about bases like that?
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Reply #19 posted 09/18/05 7:27am

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

Nero said:



Then what's second?



up the shirt.


Then what's home?

Where's oral fit into this?
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #20 posted 09/18/05 7:30am

jerseykrs

Nero said:

jerseykrs said:




up the shirt.


Then what's home?

Where's oral fit into this?



oral was never part of it.

first-kissing
second-feeling up
third-fingering
home-sex

I don't know if kids still talk about bases like that, they are a little more grown up than we were, so who knows.
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Reply #21 posted 09/18/05 7:36am

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

Nero said:



Then what's home?

Where's oral fit into this?



oral was never part of it.

first-kissing
second-feeling up
third-fingering
home-sex

I don't know if kids still talk about bases like that, they are a little more grown up than we were, so who knows.


So... no sucking penis?
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #22 posted 09/18/05 7:50am

jerseykrs

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Reply #23 posted 09/18/05 7:57am

Imago777

jerseykrs said:

Nero said:



Then what's home?

Where's oral fit into this?



oral was never part of it.

first-kissing
second-feeling up
third-fingering
home-sex

I don't know if kids still talk about bases like that, they are a little more grown up than we were, so who knows.


Actually, there was a study done on this (and this is REALLY REALLY SAD)

A study of girls between the ages of 11 (yes 11) and 16 showed:

1) First base was kissing
2) second base was a blow job (yes, a blow job)
3) and homerun = sex

Of course the encouraging news was that they were less inclined to have intercourse than our generation. However much much more inclined to give oral as a form of acceptance.
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Reply #24 posted 09/18/05 8:02am

jerseykrs

Imago777 said:

jerseykrs said:




oral was never part of it.

first-kissing
second-feeling up
third-fingering
home-sex

I don't know if kids still talk about bases like that, they are a little more grown up than we were, so who knows.


Actually, there was a study done on this (and this is REALLY REALLY SAD)

A study of girls between the ages of 11 (yes 11) and 16 showed:

1) First base was kissing
2) second base was a blow job (yes, a blow job)
3) and homerun = sex

Of course the encouraging news was that they were less inclined to have intercourse than our generation. However much much more inclined to give oral as a form of acceptance.



That's fucking WORSE!!!! disbelief disbelief
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Reply #25 posted 09/18/05 8:05am

Nero

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jerseykrs said:

Imago777 said:



Actually, there was a study done on this (and this is REALLY REALLY SAD)

A study of girls between the ages of 11 (yes 11) and 16 showed:

1) First base was kissing
2) second base was a blow job (yes, a blow job)
3) and homerun = sex

Of course the encouraging news was that they were less inclined to have intercourse than our generation. However much much more inclined to give oral as a form of acceptance.



That's fucking WORSE!!!! disbelief disbelief



"Sucky, sucky!"

Actually, I have to wonder. Is sucking penis worse than getting it up in your cooch? I figure, at least you can't get pregnant by sucking the penis or doing a little carpet munching. If it makes kids more inclined to not have families at the age of fourteen, I'm all for it.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #26 posted 09/18/05 11:57am

shanti0608

Fauxie said:

Someone explain the different bases to me.




It is much easier to demonstrate then to "explain"...

razz

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[Edited 9/18/05 11:59am]
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Reply #27 posted 09/19/05 4:54pm

Fauxie

shanti0608 said:

Fauxie said:

Someone explain the different bases to me.




It is much easier to demonstrate then to "explain"...

razz

batting eyes
[Edited 9/18/05 11:59am]




eek











hmm










hmmm











boff
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Reply #28 posted 09/19/05 7:31pm

shanti0608

Fauxie said:

shanti0608 said:





It is much easier to demonstrate then to "explain"...

razz

batting eyes
[Edited 9/18/05 11:59am]




eek











hmm










hmmm











boff




kisses








oral



spank



lick
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