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Stupid JARS! I had to trade in my idea of lunch today for another idea, because I can't get any jars open. I even have one of those supposed "jar openers."
Rather than have a few slices of bread, slathered up in red pepper spread with garlic and eggplant, I had to keep going through my cabinets, looking for jars which I could actually open. I tried everything. Even salsa. 
Finally, I was able to get myself into a jar of Trader Joe's Pinjur, which I'm not even sure what the heck to do with. Who else has problems with opening jars?  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Opening Jars
Having trouble opening a jar? Slip on a pair of latex dishwashing gloves. Their nonslip surface makes it much easier!  | |
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PANDURITO said: Opening Jars
Having trouble opening a jar? Slip on a pair of latex dishwashing gloves. Their nonslip surface makes it much easier! Hmm. I have one of those little pieces of square shit you're supposed to put on the top when you turn. It didn't work. Maybe dishgloves would make life easier? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Maybe dishgloves would make life easier?
Yeah  That or giving up your celibacy idea.
It's only day one and it's starting to affect you  | |
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PANDURITO said: Nero said: Maybe dishgloves would make life easier?
Yeah That or giving up your celibacy idea.
It's only day one and it's starting to affect you Oh my god. Do you think that's the cause? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I have trouble opening womens bras, does that count? | |
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jerseykrs said: I have trouble opening womens bras, does that count?
only when you're trying to get laid. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Stupid Jars...we should round them up and KILL THEM ALL! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I can't be openin' and closin' all kinds 'o jars!!! | |
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OdysseyMiles said:
I can't be openin' and closin' all kinds 'o jars!!! I'd wager you can. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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OdysseyMiles said:
I can't be openin' and closin' all kinds 'o jars!!!  | |
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gemini13 said: OdysseyMiles said: [img]Brian Regan was here[/img]
I can't be openin' and closin' all kinds 'o jars!!! I was hoping somebody would get that.  | |
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