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Why do we come out of the 'closet' instead of:
out of the Armoire? out of the Chest of Drawers? out of the Barbie Dreamhouse? out of Emerald City? ---------------------------------
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out of the chifarobe? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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out of those 6" pumps and red wig  ---------------------------------
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because you're gay? Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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jthad1129 said: instead of:
out of the Armoire? out of the Chest of Drawers? out of the Barbie Dreamhouse? out of Emerald City? Can't you tell that WE didn't come up with that expression?  Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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because supposedly bad things (ie monsters - sic secrets) live there.
come on - didn't require that much thought did it? | |
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Spookymuffin said: because supposedly bad things (ie monsters - sic secrets) live there.
come on - didn't require that much thought did it? In that case, shouldn't we be coming from under the bed? Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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GlitterStream said: Spookymuffin said: because supposedly bad things (ie monsters - sic secrets) live there.
come on - didn't require that much thought did it? In that case, shouldn't we be coming from under the bed? Yes, or the cupboard under the stairs. But since the first person coined it as the closet, we come out of there. | |
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Because a closet is where you hide things, like your gay lover when your wife unexpectedly comes home early. 
But it could'a been "out from under the bed", sure.  [Edited 9/8/05 11:19am]  FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
M And then Hitchcock's The Birds attacked you? EEE! EEE! EEE! 
Sorry... Just getting caught up in the drama. FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
M were you being chased by twinks and bears? Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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GlitterStream said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
M were you being chased by twinks and bears? ...and hitchcockian birds...OH MY!!!! m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
M  Damn I love you!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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scififilmnerd said: Because a closet is where you hide things, like your gay lover when your wife unexpectedly comes home early.
But it could'a been "out from under the bed", sure.
[Edited 9/8/05 11:19am]  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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GlitterStream said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
M were you being chased by twinks and bears? I would!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: GlitterStream said: were you being chased by twinks and bears? I would! Hey lover!  where are the rest of my boots???Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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CynthiasSocks said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I not only came out of the closet but ran out running over everything in my path. As I ran I twisted my ankle and fell to the ground, like those women do in all horror films.....sorry just being dramatic.
M Damn I love you!
m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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GlitterStream said: CynthiasSocks said: I would! Hey lover! where are the rest of my boots??? I'll orgNote ya!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CynthiasSocks said: Damn I love you!
m You and I and a couple of drinks (Hard Liquor baby) = hours of laughs! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
m You and I and a couple of drinks (Hard Liquor baby) = hours of laughs! If you ply me with booze I become very boring. Isn't that weird? It would be hilarious though. I'll bring my Billy doll. Oh, have you and drew seen the RUPAUL dolls? I want all 3. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CynthiasSocks said: You and I and a couple of drinks (Hard Liquor baby) = hours of laughs! If you ply me with booze I become very boring. Isn't that weird? It would be hilarious though. I'll bring my Billy doll. Oh, have you and drew seen the RUPAUL dolls? I want all 3. M Then no booze for you- but booze-n-pills for me!! I'm having a Manhattan as I type and fixin' (that's southern for "getting ready to") pop a vicodin! 
Yes- we saw the RUPAUL dolls last Friday! Have you seen them in person? Really nice! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: If you ply me with booze I become very boring. Isn't that weird? It would be hilarious though. I'll bring my Billy doll. Oh, have you and drew seen the RUPAUL dolls? I want all 3. M Then no booze for you- but booze-n-pills for me!! I'm having a Manhattan as I type and fixin' (that's southern for "getting ready to") pop a vicodin!
Yes- we saw the RUPAUL dolls last Friday! Have you seen them in person? Really nice! You are soooo Valley of the Dolls..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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i came outta the lunchbox. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:
i came outta the lunchbox. Is that what you're calling it lately. | |
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Imago777 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
i came outta the lunchbox. Is that what you're calling it lately. naw, it's the golden pussy. Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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Closets are known for being dark and full of clothes.
And gay guys do like there clothes apparantly | |
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thesexofit said: Closets are known for being dark and full of clothes.
And gay guys do like there clothes apparantly Okay, now explain the dark part. Oh and at that damn avatar. I think that was his version of Thriller IMHO.Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
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