Serious thread here, so treat it as such thank you very much.

Ok, what do you look for in a partner? I know Americans are into all this self-help bullshit so you analyse everything down to the finest, most relationship-crippling detail. Here's what I want you to do - organise these following things into the order of most importance to you when choosing (or maintaining a relationship with) a partner:


Honesty/integrity

Sexual performance

Ambition/financial capability

Kindness (includes ability to care, thoughtfulness, physical warmth etc.)

Intelligence

Humour

Physical appearance


Thank you.

That's ok. Obviously some of you are a little shy about posting, but don't be scared. I'm here to facilitate proceedings and let me tell you, I'm very capable.

Humour

Physical appearance

Intelligence

Kindness (includes ability to care, thoughtfulness, physical warmth etc.)

Sexual performance

Honesty/integrity

Ambition/financial capability



ok now what faux? ~waits~

Fauxie said:

Honesty/integrity 1

Sexual performance 5

Ambition/financial capability 6

Kindness (includes ability to care, thoughtfulness, physical warmth etc.) 2

Intelligence 3

Humour 4

Physical appearance 7

Natisse said:

Stick to the format dammit!

Fauxie said:

Christopher said:

Nothing really. It's just a sociological thing (big word=fauxie is intelligent). I'll tally up the scores at some point and see what orgers in general want in a partner. That's if more than a handful of people reply.

I'll play it your way, Fauxie. But only for you:




Kindness (includes ability to care, thoughtfulness, physical warmth etc.)

A Pert, Thai-Fed Man Ass

Intelligence

Humour

Physical appearance

Ambition/financial capability

Sexual performance

Honesty/integrity

Fauxie said:

ok can i suggest you add a "Orger not an Orger" option. thanks

okay,i'm going to be awkward and have different scores for initiating, and for maintaining a relationship, because i'm proud to be superficial.

for maintaining a relationship:



for initiating a relationship:

Anxiety said:

Alright then! I'll discount the lewd ass-related category since that wasn't in the specified list of choices, but otherwise good stuff Anx! You want a kind-hearted, good-looking, funny, smart guy who's broke, crap in bed and is a compulsive liar.

Fauxie said:

oh, don't be bitter. bedroom talents are trainable, and the truth always reveals itself, so let 'em just try to bullshit me.

i do think it's insensitive of you to discount my lust for thai-fed man ass, though.

TheFrog said:

Excellent response! I like the way you've taken the idea and run with it outside of the specified format.

Anxiety said:

I'm not 100% Thai fed though, I must confess. I've just ordered McDonalds and I think the beef is imported.

Fauxie said:

okay, well, how long will it take to pass through your system? don't you think you should put some nice, hot vegetarian in you?

i was serious about the rest of that list stuff, by the way. it's hard to explain, but honesty isn't really something i bother over, because honesty always seems to work itself out in the long run, for better or for worse.

Fauxie said:

Anxiety said:

I understand what you mean. It's not something you can really know in the beginning anyway. I didn't want to mention that though. I thought it might spoil my thread.

Fauxie said:

i was just trying to be a friend and share my deepest feelings, damn you!

Honesty/integrity

Humour & Kindness (These really are just as important. I can't make a distinction)

Intelligence

Sexual performance

Physical appearance

Ambition/financial capability

Anxiety said:

And I was receptive to that, as I am to all your actions.

CarrieMpls said:

For the sake of the format couldn't you make a distinction just this once? I have a feeling this thread is going to change the world.

Fauxie said:

i'ze moist

Fauxie said:

No. It was doomed from conception.

#1(tie) Kindness (includes ability to care, thoughtfulness, physical warmth etc.)

#1(tie) Intelligence

#1(tie) Humour

#1(tie) Honesty/integrity

#5 Physical appearance

#6 Ambition/financial capability

#7 Sexual performance

Some things are a must for me....the rest is icing on the cake so to speak...

Honesty/integrity #1

Sexual performance #6

Ambition/financial capability #4

Kindness (includes ability to care, thoughtfulness, physical warmth etc.) #2

Intelligence #3

Humour #7

Physical appearance #5

Fauxie said:

Alright, then kindness comes second, humour third. But very, very grudgingly.

Imago777 said:

That sounds like something I would say. Don't tell me that now Anxiety is leaving you're going to start modeling your schtick on me! You could do worse than modeling your schtick on mine though.

Fauxie said:

i'm not leaving.

Anxiety said:

Well at least one of us understands him.