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I just found out that some1 I dated 6 years ago used 2 be a man...


That's never gonna happen again, next time I wanna know up front, no dicking around and have the balls 2 say it 2 my face


Just so it's clear 2 y'all..

100 Ways 2 Spot that Ur woman used 2 be a man..





1. She tells U she used 2 be a man

2. She borrows your shoes.

She tells you that she is LadyBoyCabDriver's mama.

4. She is Sigourney Weaver.

5. She shouts, "Oooh, Aaah, Can-to-na" while you're in bed together.

6. U notice Ur shaving cream keeps running out very quickly

7. Her Middle name is Bruce

8. She takes a radio and the Sunday Times into the toilet.

9. U notice Pee stains around the toilet seat after she's been in there

10. She tells you she's going to hoover the house at the weekend, and ends up drinking Stella in her pants, and watching the cricket.


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11. She had the operation cos her ex-boyfriend called John preferred her that way

12. She is constantly mistaken for legendary cricketer, W.G.Grace.






ladyboyedit
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hey..I already did 11

thats better

13. Whe U have sex 'doggy style' she wants 2 be behind

14. you find out that there are sexy text messages from someone called "Jason" on her mobile phone.

15. She has nice legs but size 15 shoes

TheFrog said:

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LadyB0yCabDriver said:

15. She runs off with a guy who posts red 'x's on threads called, "100 ways 2 spot that Ur woman used 2 be a man."

16. She always rolls over, scratches her crotch, farts then goes 2 sleep after sex whaen all u wanna do is be held

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Dayum, are you a woman???

REDFEATHERS said:

Well


If my mother was chinese & my Dad American I'd be half Chinese right?...so my Mother's a woman...doesn't that make me half woman?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yes, with an enlarged clit me thinks..

REDFEATHERS said:

Why in the world would you want to share that information, LBCD? Did you star in the Crying Game or what?

ShySlantedEye1 said:

He is maybe too pretty to be a man..

REDFEATHERS said:

17. she throws U down on the bed and tells U she's gonna fuck U like U just been put in C-block with a pony-tail

REDFEATHERS said:

Yes...I am 2 pretty 4 human comprehension...look