On this day...
1772 Explosive eruption blows 4,000' off Papandayan Java, kills 3,000
1780 Barbados hurricane begins
1835 George B Airy begins 46-year reign as England's Astronomer Royal
1860 Nation's 1st successful silver mill (Virginia City, Nev)
1866 World's 1st roller rink opens (Newport, RI)
1877 Asaph Hall discovers Mars's moon Deimos
1888 California Theatre closed (now a Pac Tel Phone Store)
1907 St Louis Card Ed Karger pitches perfect game vs Braves, 4-0 in 7 inn
1909 SOS 1st used by an American ship, Arapahoe, off Cape Hatteras, NC
1914 Jews are expelled from Mitchenick Poland
1918 Battle of Amiens ends in WW I, Allieds beat Germans
1919 Green Bay Packers football club founded
1926 Cleve Indian Tris Speaker hits his 700th double
1929 Babe Ruth becomes 1st to hit 500 homers
1933 Temp reaches 136ø F (58ø C) at San Luis Potos¡, Mex (world record)
1934 1st federal prisoners arrive at Alcatraz in SF Bay
1945 Allies refuse Japan's surrender offer to retain Emperor Hirohito
1948 Summer Olympics opens in London
1949 1st Naples-Capri swim, 17 miles (27 km) (Giovanni Gambi)
1950 Boston Brave Vern Bickford no-hits Bkln Dodgers, 7-0
1951 1st color baseball game (Braves vs Dodgers) telecast (WCBS-NYC)
1951 NY Giants (NFL) beat Ottawa Roughriders (CFL) 38-6 in Ottawa
1951 NY Giants lose & 13« games behind Bkln Dodgers, later win pennant
1952 Hussein proclaimed king of Jordan
1954 Formal peace takes place, ending 7+ yrs of fighting in Indochina between French & Communist Vietminh
1956 Elvis Presley releases "Don't Be Cruel"
1960 Chad declares independence
1961 Warren Spahn records victory #300, beats Cubs 2-1
1962 Andrian G Nikolayev, becomes 3rd Russian in space aboard Vostok 3
1962 Beach Boys release "Surfin' Safari"
1963 The Kingston Trio are the mystery guest on "What's My Line?"
1964 Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" opens in NYC
1964 Race riot in Paterson NJ
1965 6 day insurrection starts in Watts section of Los Angeles
1965 Beatles movie "Help" opens in NYC
1966 Last Beatle concert tour of the US begins
1967 Al Downing becomes 12th to strike-out side on 9 pitches
1968 The Beatles launch the "Apple Records" label
1969 Pitts Steelers beat NY Giants 17-13 in Montreal (NFL expo)
1970 Jim Bunning becomes 2nd (Cy Young) to win 100 games in both leagues
1970 Tony Perez becomes the 1st to hit a HR in the red seats at Riverfront
1971 Construction begins on the Louisiana Superdome
1971 Harmon Killebrew hits HRs #500 & 501
1972 "Cheech & Chong Day" in San Antonio Texas
1974 Head-on collision between two buses kills 21 (Ankara, Turkey)
1974 Lee Trevino wins PGA championship
1975 Expos' Jose Mangual struck out 5 times in a game
1975 US vetoes proposed admission of North & South Vietnam to UN
1976 Keith Moon, drummer for the Who, collapses & is hospitalized in Miami
1978 Funeral of Pope Paul VI
1979 28ø F in Embarrass Minnesota
1980 Reggie Jackson hits his 400th homer
1984 Carl Lewis duplicates Jesse Owens' 1936 feat, wins 4 Olym track golds
1984 Cincinatti Reds retire Johnny Bench's #5 uniform
1984 During a radio voice test Pres Reagan joked he "signed legislation that would outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes"
1985 Challenger flies to Kennedy Space Center via Davis-Monthan AFB, Ariz
1985 Hubert Green wins PGA championship
1985 Oakland A's Dave Kingman becomes the 21st to hit 400 HR
1985 Rudolf Povarnitsin of USSR sets new high jump world record (7'10"12)
1986 Bob Tway wins PGA championship
1988 Gary Carter (NY Mets) became 59th player to hit 300 career HR
1988 Meir Kahane renounced US citizenship to stay in Israeli Parliament
1989 "Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child" premiers
1989 Voyager 2 discovers 2 partial rings of Neptune
1990 Egypt & Morocco troops land in Saudi Arabia to prevent Iraqi invasion
1990 NY Yankee Kevin Maas is fastest to get 13 HRs (110 at bats)
1991 John Daly, rookie golfer wins the PGA title
1991 Shite Muslims release US hostage Edward Tracy
1991 Space shuttle STS 43 (Atlantis 9) lands


[Edited 8/11/05 7:23am]

What the fuck happened since 1991, brainiac?

And it's Shi'ite Muslims, as you well know.

TheFrog said:

since 1991 U have been living in a Matrix style, Trueman Show esque , big Brother inspired fake constructed world made from the latest technology and fed in2 Ur brain...sorry 2 tell u this 'john' but Ur in a coma in a hospital in Spain with an inoperable bottle of Sol Beer lodged up Ur anus...in 1991 U went there 2 seek work as a horse fluffer on local stud farms but eneded up getting drunk..and...oh i tell u when u come round,

sorry U had 2 find out this way mate..








Oh and by the way..George Michael's gay, England didn't win the cup and Ur still a virgin (bottles excluded)

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

nobcheese.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

ella731 said:

Don't know what ur laughin' about Ella..







































Ur in the bed next 2 him.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Not for the first time.

TheFrog said:

I Think I just threw up for the second time today

TheFrog said:

Touche'

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yeah, a lotta touche did go on.

ella731 said:

excitement can do that.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

There was no touching

ella731 said:

Yes...those Hospital Porters do love 2 make sure everything on U is still in working order...despite the coma...I've told Manuel 2 make sure he leaves no fluids in Ur air passage...oh the Spaniards will have their fun

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

wtf

ella731 said:

Ever seen Kill Bill Volume 1

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yes I have seen that piece of movie trash, I just was wondering when I was in a coma

ella731 said:

Actually we're not sure..

However..I'll tell U the sequence of events..
About 14 years ago a young woman stumbled in2 our hospital, U!
U were wearing a Chicken Outfit and stockings, suspenders and High heels...U had a large bump on the back of Ur head and in Ur left hand U had the bottle cap of a a bottle of sol Beer
As U collapse U muttered something about some guy who worked with horses who had the smallest penis U ever saw so u took a bottle and...

then U went in2 a coma

omg, you are such a nob.

TheFrog said:

It's Knob froggy, Knob, the K is silent. please refrain from missing out silent letters. Thankyou, carry on.

LleeLlee said:

how, pet.

I don't do knob, or i get confused with actual knobs, like door knobs and the such. so i go for nob.

but don't worry! i'm still all 'comb' and 'lamb' and knowledge'.

oh, and message of 'hi' back following text message.

TheFrog said:

This is me..





this is a Knob








No wonder ur last sexual experience was with a bottle of Beer

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Judging by that photo of you, you're having trouble locating your nob.

are you masturbating with tweezers or something?

TheFrog said:

Hey..it's a legitamate 'Im a Playa' pose

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

It's a legitimate 'Im a Playa-ing with my tiny cock' pose.

TheFrog said:

I see where you are coming from (somewhere none of us has ever been most likely) I understand your logic here, well not really, but I'll pretend just for you.

hi and thanks, re text message.

....
[Edited 8/11/05 8:54am]

Spot the difference

LleeLlee said:

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

That guy in the back on the bike, he's just called the police. He's pointing and saying "There he is officer, there's your man. Thats' the one that flashed his underpants at me."

LadyBoy you ass!

LleeLlee said: