Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your
new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and
forward it to friends and family and coworkers. Don't forget to
forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a
children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names... Write this down!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver &nbs p; x = skippy
y = dinky z = z ippy

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle


Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = heiney z = juice

Hi - I'm Dinky Dippinpants

Goober Pottydoodle here

Sloppy Pottyhump

Apparently, I'm Fluffy Chickensniffer.

Dipsy Farkletush


...wasn't that the gay Teletubby ???

crusty dippinshorts

newpower99 said:

...if the shoe fits.

Dipsy Dippinchunks.


My mother would be so proud.

Nero said:

newpower99 said:

Hey baby, wear it with PRIDE.

Dorfus Dippinnose...

Booby Dippinlips.

That's frighteningly accurate.

Nero said:

I"m not a Teletubby!!! I see myself more of a gay Spongebob Squarepants..more masculine you know.


Anyways ..no jacking this thread....more names.....

Sleezy Chickenheiney

newpower99 said:

Right. Just like Vanilla Ice. Very masculine.

Sweeny79 said:

Now would be a good time for that chicken suit photo...

Nero said:

no doggin my boy

Byron said:

ask and the Lord shall provide....

newpower99 said:

I would never.

You know, if you used Vanilla Ice you'd get:

Sloppy Gigglehump.

Tootsie GirdleHump

IstenSzek said:

Dorky Chickentush


H..Heee.He.. that makes me laugh.

Dorfus Pickletush

Dorfus Pottyfanny

that's funny

..Dorfus Frickentush

Uh, Dorky Chickensqurit

SAY IT LOUD!!!

I'm Sloopy Pottyhumperdink

Please, give it up for the one and only:

Dorfus Lickinhump






This is silly!