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I have my very own Troll! Ladies and Gentlemen may I please introduce my troll Steadwood! He is very sweet! He is a bit exhausted right now.... He has had a long journey and has spent the day in a hot small mail box! Poor fella. I was pulling weeds and heard a banging about in my mail box..... opened it and found this poor fella sweltering in the heat. I gave him a spot of Vodka and he is happy as a clam! I think he will like his new home. I put a pic of the family up and heseems comfy already!
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ladies and Gentlemen may I please introduce my troll Steadwood! He is very sweet! He is a bit exhausted right now.... He has had a long journey and has spent the day in a hot small mail box! Poor fella. I was pulling weeds and heard a banging about in my mail box..... opened it and found this poor fella sweltering in the heat. I gave him a spot of Vodka and he is happy as a clam! I think he will like his new home. I put a pic of the family up and heseems comfy already!
Funny thing is, clams are not known for being all that happy... 
Cool troll, Stead!!.. 
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Interesting how it made it in the mail. 
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moderatorEddie thank you so much!
Inside was a smaller troll for my keychain and a Irn-Bru Key chain. Eddie also threw in a winning PEPSI coupon.  I get 50 lbs off Pepsi!  will they acccept this here?  If not then I shall use it on my trip their over New Years![Edited 8/1/05 20:36pm] | |
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luv4u said: Interesting how it made it in the mail.
Evidence of a small food supply and alcohol belchs upon arrival. :confused: Do Trolls drink water? I mean Steadwood has not as yet and I can't be sure. I set him down on the counter and most amazingly he began to tap on the cabinet holding the spirits.... within 20 minutes he was dancing about huggin me and ready to see his new home.  I can tell you he will be a part of Mexico and Vegas and all the Invasion happenings!
Right now he is jamming to the mixed cd that Mach sent on ahead for the invasion! | |
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Byron said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ladies and Gentlemen may I please introduce my troll Steadwood! He is very sweet! He is a bit exhausted right now.... He has had a long journey and has spent the day in a hot small mail box! Poor fella. I was pulling weeds and heard a banging about in my mail box..... opened it and found this poor fella sweltering in the heat. I gave him a spot of Vodka and he is happy as a clam! I think he will like his new home. I put a pic of the family up and heseems comfy already!
Funny thing is, clams are not known for being all that happy...
Cool troll, Stead!!..
Nice pic up there, btw... Amazing pic... needs a proper frame... I am only just now approaching the frame stage of home design..... I DID buy a bust of Nero today. It is amazing! As for the clam thing..... aaaaabbbbbsssssollllluttttlyyyyy no comment what so ever. | |
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I thought the thread was about you telling us about your new boyfriend.  | |
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althom said: I thought the thread was about you telling us about your new boyfriend.
 I haven't dated in 18 months as try as he might, the last one WAS a troll! Soon enough.... | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:
[Edited 8/1/05 21:14pm] Head joke or bust joke. You decide.  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ladies and Gentlemen may I please introduce my troll Steadwood! He is very sweet! He is a bit exhausted right now.... He has had a long journey and has spent the day in a hot small mail box! Poor fella. I was pulling weeds and heard a banging about in my mail box..... opened it and found this poor fella sweltering in the heat. I gave him a spot of Vodka and he is happy as a clam! I think he will like his new home. I put a pic of the family up and heseems comfy already!
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...The little bugger has been learning bad habits off Brother Redwood....Keep the spirits cabinet firmly locked.. 
...A good supply of Irn Bru will keep him happy...You can get it in the states now you know..  www.irn-bru-usa.com
...er....Keep him away from Lolly... 
...She has threatened to torture him...  ...er...I mean...
Hope he settles in well... and doesn't do too much damage... 
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Steadwood said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ladies and Gentlemen may I please introduce my troll Steadwood! He is very sweet! He is a bit exhausted right now.... He has had a long journey and has spent the day in a hot small mail box! Poor fella. I was pulling weeds and heard a banging about in my mail box..... opened it and found this poor fella sweltering in the heat. I gave him a spot of Vodka and he is happy as a clam! I think he will like his new home. I put a pic of the family up and heseems comfy already!
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...The little bugger has been learning bad habits off Brother Redwood....Keep the spirits cabinet firmly locked..
...A good supply of Irn Bru will keep him happy...You can get it in the states now you know.. www.irn-bru-usa.com
...er....Keep him away from Lolly...
...She has threatened to torture him... ...er...I mean...
Hope he settles in well... and doesn't do too much damage...
He needs a hair cut 
I have a feeling that troll is going to find himself in so many wonderful(read scary) situations I'll be joining him tomorrow | |
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p0pstar said: Steadwood said:
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...The little bugger has been learning bad habits off Brother Redwood....Keep the spirits cabinet firmly locked..
...A good supply of Irn Bru will keep him happy...You can get it in the states now you know.. www.irn-bru-usa.com
...er....Keep him away from Lolly...
...She has threatened to torture him... ...er...I mean...
Hope he settles in well... and doesn't do too much damage...
He needs a hair cut
I have a feeling that troll is going to find himself in so many wonderful(read scary) situations I'll be joining him tomorrow heeeeey honey!! I was wondering if you'd come online...I'm going to call you tonight is that ok?   | |
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p0pstar said: Steadwood said:
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...The little bugger has been learning bad habits off Brother Redwood....Keep the spirits cabinet firmly locked..
...A good supply of Irn Bru will keep him happy...You can get it in the states now you know.. www.irn-bru-usa.com
...er....Keep him away from Lolly...
...She has threatened to torture him... ...er...I mean...
Hope he settles in well... and doesn't do too much damage...
He needs a hair cut
I have a feeling that troll is going to find himself in so many wonderful(read scary) situations I'll be joining him tomorrow D O N' T .... Y O U .... D A R E ! ! ! ....
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Natisse said: p0pstar said:
He needs a hair cut
I have a feeling that troll is going to find himself in so many wonderful(read scary) situations I'll be joining him tomorrow heeeeey honey!! I was wondering if you'd come online...I'm going to call you tonight is that ok? Yeah give me a call later hun I'm home alone. i should be packed and ready by tonight and guzzling wine | |
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p0pstar said: Natisse said: heeeeey honey!! I was wondering if you'd come online...I'm going to call you tonight is that ok? Yeah give me a call later hun I'm home alone. i should be packed and ready by tonight and guzzling wine ok sweetie  remember CDs rescue remedy and everything... love you talk to you then | |
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Natisse said: p0pstar said: Yeah give me a call later hun I'm home alone. i should be packed and ready by tonight and guzzling wine ok sweetie remember CDs rescue remedy and everything... love you talk to you then damn it i forgot i need to put the cd onto my ipod i had totally forgotton
rescue remedy - check herbal travel sickness tablets - check phamacuetical travel sickness tablets - check
talk later hun
ps i might be drunk  | |
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p0pstar said: Natisse said: ok sweetie remember CDs rescue remedy and everything... love you talk to you then damn it i forgot i need to put the cd onto my ipod i had totally forgotton
rescue remedy - check herbal travel sickness tablets - check phamacuetical travel sickness tablets - check
talk later hun
ps i might be drunk don't forget the phone!! ...talk to you later hon | |
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Steadwood said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ladies and Gentlemen may I please introduce my troll Steadwood! He is very sweet! He is a bit exhausted right now.... He has had a long journey and has spent the day in a hot small mail box! Poor fella. I was pulling weeds and heard a banging about in my mail box..... opened it and found this poor fella sweltering in the heat. I gave him a spot of Vodka and he is happy as a clam! I think he will like his new home. I put a pic of the family up and heseems comfy already!
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...The little bugger has been learning bad habits off Brother Redwood....Keep the spirits cabinet firmly locked..
...A good supply of Irn Bru will keep him happy...You can get it in the states now you know.. www.irn-bru-usa.com
...er....Keep him away from Lolly...
...She has threatened to torture him... ...er...I mean...
Hope he settles in well... and doesn't do too much damage...
Yep he has arrived. He thinks this is his room already! Excellent! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Steadwood said:
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...The little bugger has been learning bad habits off Brother Redwood....Keep the spirits cabinet firmly locked..
...A good supply of Irn Bru will keep him happy...You can get it in the states now you know.. www.irn-bru-usa.com
...er....Keep him away from Lolly...
...She has threatened to torture him... ...er...I mean...
Hope he settles in well... and doesn't do too much damage...
Yep he has arrived. He thinks this is his room already! Excellent!
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