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Gemini13, report to your Emperor. Give me love. I'm angry and sick. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Number23 said: Lick my boots. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Awwwww, what's the matter?
What would you like me to do? It's because of you that I had to finally create another account. I got a "too many replies" message yesterday. What the fuck are you doing to me? | |
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Nero said: Number23 said: Lick my boots.  | |
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Number23 said: Nero said: Lick my boots. That is so fucking wierd!!!  | |
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Last night, I was asked the following questions:
"Are there bears in these woods? I don't want one to attack me." Reply: "No. There are no bears in these woods, and if and when one is sighted, they are removed and taken elsewhere." "Not even small ones?" "No." "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SLOW ON THE REGISTER?!" "Because I'm the only one here and I have various tasks to complete before I go home." "#$%)#%*$#)%*#$)!!!" "Piss off." "I'm reporting you to your supervisor." "You do that. Here's her card. She's at her home number right now. You can use our store phone." *Customer turns around and leaves. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Last night, I was asked the following questions:
"Are there bears in these woods? I don't want one to attack me." Reply: "No. There are no bears in these woods, and if and when one is sighted, they are removed and taken elsewhere." "Not even small ones?" "No." "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SLOW ON THE REGISTER?!" "Because I'm the only one here and I have various tasks to complete before I go home." "#$%)#%*$#)%*#$)!!!" "Piss off." "I'm reporting you to your supervisor." "You do that. Here's her card. She's at her home number right now. You can use our store phone." *Customer turns around and leaves. You have a very good memory.  | |
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gemini13 said: Number23 said: That is so fucking wierd!!! That is fucking SICK. I hate Beely. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: gemini13 said: That is so fucking wierd!!! That is fucking SICK. I hate Beely.
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Nero said: Last night, I was asked the following questions:
"Are there bears in these woods? I don't want one to attack me." Reply: "No. There are no bears in these woods, and if and when one is sighted, they are removed and taken elsewhere." "Not even small ones?" "No." "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SLOW ON THE REGISTER?!" "Because I'm the only one here and I have various tasks to complete before I go home." "#$%)#%*$#)%*#$)!!!" "Piss off." "I'm reporting you to your supervisor." "You do that. Here's her card. She's at her home number right now. You can use our store phone." *Customer turns around and leaves. I remember working the register at the grocery store. This snobby bitch came into my line, I was pregnant. Here's our conversation: Snobby Bitch: blah blah blah blah blah Me: Beep Beep Beep Beep Snobby Bitch: UMMMM, pleeeeease don't handle my 2 liters so roughly (in a snobby bitch voice) Me: Blank stare, at which I THREW her soda down to the end of the checkstand. You should've seen her face!! 
I didn't get in trouble, because I have a way of manipulating conversation.  | |
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gemini13 said: Nero said: Last night, I was asked the following questions:
"Are there bears in these woods? I don't want one to attack me." Reply: "No. There are no bears in these woods, and if and when one is sighted, they are removed and taken elsewhere." "Not even small ones?" "No." "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO SLOW ON THE REGISTER?!" "Because I'm the only one here and I have various tasks to complete before I go home." "#$%)#%*$#)%*#$)!!!" "Piss off." "I'm reporting you to your supervisor." "You do that. Here's her card. She's at her home number right now. You can use our store phone." *Customer turns around and leaves. I remember working the register at the grocery store. This snobby bitch came into my line, I was pregnant. Here's our conversation: Snobby Bitch: blah blah blah blah blah Me: Beep Beep Beep Beep Snobby Bitch: UMMMM, pleeeeease don't handle my 2 liters so roughly (in a snobby bitch voice) Me: Blank stare, at which I THREW her soda down to the end of the checkstand. You should've seen her face!!
I didn't get in trouble, because I have a way of manipulating conversation.  Well. That is probably the first time I've used "piss off."Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Nero said: gemini13 said: I remember working the register at the grocery store. This snobby bitch came into my line, I was pregnant. Here's our conversation: Snobby Bitch: blah blah blah blah blah Me: Beep Beep Beep Beep Snobby Bitch: UMMMM, pleeeeease don't handle my 2 liters so roughly (in a snobby bitch voice) Me: Blank stare, at which I THREW her soda down to the end of the checkstand. You should've seen her face!!
I didn't get in trouble, because I have a way of manipulating conversation. Well. That is probably the first time I've used "piss off."That person most likely deserved it. I never did believe that the customer is always right. Sometimes they're DAMNED WRONG.  | |
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