# Instant coffee takes too long

# People can test their batteries in your ears

# People get dizzy just watching You

# Starbucks owns the mortgage on Your house

# The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

# The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake

# When someone asks ''how are you?'' you reply ''good to the last drop''

# You buy milk by the barrel

# You can jump-start your car without cables

# You can outlast the energiser bunny

# You can take pictures of yourself ten feet away without using the timer

# You can type sixty words per minute with your feet

# You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

# You don't sweat you percolate

# You channel surf better without the remote control

# You get speeding tickets when your car is parked

# You grind the beans in your mouth

# You don't tan, you roast

When you dive into a vat of coffee beans covered in hot glue and 3rd degree burns after being awake for 36 days and losing the ability to see anything else other than the brightest colors.

HobbesLeCute said:

And then afterwards, you think you're taking a sip of a long, dark cup of beverage, and you end up with a mouthful of Tony M.

I'm convinced that Starbucks puts some diluted kinda speed or something in their plain coffee.

One cup of that stuff and I was shaking so badly I couldn't even attempt to focus during a lecture class.

evenstar3 said:

That was FODS, or 'Fear Of Dook Syndrome'. I suffer from it too.

Fauxie said:

you're too anxious and start up threads about Dook, 9s, or Althom

There's no such thing as too much coffee.

2freaky4church1 said:

You tell em!


I'm just getting started!

Personally, I like Dunkin Donuts coffee far more than I like Starbuck's coffee. There isn't even a comparison.

I live in an area of the country where there are no Dunkin Donuts. Whenever travel back to Chicago, the first thing I do is stop and get a large coffee. I average around two large coffees a day when I am there.

I admit it - I'm addicted.

This is post number 1000 for me. What do I win?

HobbesLeCute said:

Anyone see that episode of MAD TV where they had this guy who was an avid coffee drinker and he went on a tour of a coffee factory and started terrorizing the group members and the workers. LOL.

JANFAN4L said:

i remember that character! he scared the crap outta me...

I don't know but, I would love to be able to do this!


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I'm drinking coffee right now

BananaCologne said:

He looks like Justin Hawkins from the Darkness

Confessions of a 6 year old coffee addict!

My daddy would make me coffee milk (coffee mixed with milk and sugar) when he made his morning coffee. Pretty soon, morning coffee with my daddy became "I need some coffee milk Daddy!!" The shakes set in and I was hooked. To get better - I had to go cold turkey - and watch my daddy drink his morning coffee alone.

Since then - I have never been coffee drinker, but I do enjoy an occasional iced or hot coffee drink with carmel and whipped cream etc.!!