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PrintableThreadCula said: JoeyMFinCoco said: Are you sure he's not dead? Im sure he's alive, he poked his foot out and he's moving his tail. I think he's stuck. Are possums blind? So why do you want him gone again? I'm sure he'll move eventually. They're not blind, but they do have poor eyesight. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: ThreadCula said: Im sure he's alive, he poked his foot out and he's moving his tail. I think he's stuck. Are possums blind? I don't know. You know it's kinda rare for them to come out in broad daylight. As a matter of fact I've never seen one in the daytime. Well Im sure he's been living under the bench outside. My dog saw him this morning and scared him. That's why he's out..well partially out. I can only see his tail. JoeyMFinCoco said: So why do you want him gone again? I dont want my dog to kill him or get bitten by him "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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awwww. Can I pet your possum?
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ThreadCula said: JoeyMFinCoco said: Are you sure he's not dead? Im sure he's alive, he poked his foot out and he's moving his tail. I think he's stuck. Are possums blind? No - they're just stupid. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ThreadCula said: Im sure he's alive, he poked his foot out and he's moving his tail. I think he's stuck. Are possums blind? No - they're just stupid. I think we might have a few of them posting to GD on a daily basis. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ThreadCula said: Im sure he's alive, he poked his foot out and he's moving his tail. I think he's stuck. Are possums blind? No - they're just stupid. you really hate them, don't you?  Maybe you should start a blog like that horse hater. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: ReturnOfDOOK said: No - they're just stupid. you really hate them, don't you? Maybe you should start a blog like that horse hater.Possums aren't even worth my time. They're worthless creatures. I want to kill them all. | |
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ThreadCula said:[quote] AnckSuNamun said: Well Im sure he's been living under the bench outside. My dog saw him this morning and scared him. That's why he's out..well partially out. I can only see his tail. JoeyMFinCoco said: So why do you want him gone again? I dont want my dog to kill him or get bitten by him Hmm, bait him with some fruit and when he comes out take the broom and push him off the patio. Then you gotta make sure he doesn't come back there, which will be hard if he's been living there for a while. | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: ReturnOfDOOK said: No - they're just stupid. I think we might have a few of them posting to GD on a daily basis.  you just need to stop looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: AnckSuNamun said: you really hate them, don't you? Maybe you should start a blog like that horse hater.Possums aren't even worth my time. They're worthless creatures. I want to kill them all. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Call animal control. Or, just stab it. | |
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Steadwood said: ...You could always move...
 I just got here   "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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I think I'll just leave it alone. It's been here longer than me 
Dook, u can come kill it if u want possum edit [Edited 7/17/05 11:47am] "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: I think I'll just leave it alone. It's been here longer than me
Dook, u can come kill it if u want possum edit [Edited 7/17/05 11:47am] Can we make out afterwards? | |
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ThreadCula said: Steadwood said: ...You could always move...
I just got here 
....You could buy a mobile home...
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ThreadCula said: I think I'll just leave it alone. It's been here longer than me
Dook, u can come kill it if u want possum edit [Edited 7/17/05 11:47am] Can we make out afterwards? sure...if u dont have any possum parts on u"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Lou Reed Like A Possum lyrics
Good morning, it's possum day feel like a possum in every way like a possum Possum whiskers, possum face possum breath and a possum taste ooohhh, like a possum Possum tales, possum eyes possum bones, possum thighs oh, like a possum Possum shots, possum runs possum sleeps to possum drums calm as an angel Good morning, it's possum day I feel like a possum in every way like a possum Wake up with a possum smile look at me, look at this smile like a possum Things are all right, don't worry about this my mind's amiss, I've lost the kiss My smile is leaden, my gait is rubber and I say as one possum to another like a possum calm as an angel The only thing I hope to never see is another possum in this tree playing possum Just like a possum I got a hole in my heart the size of a truck it won't be filled by a one-night fuck Slurping and squeezing ain't it just my luck got a hole in my heart the size of a truck the size of a truck The devil tried to fill me up but my down was high as the sky is up, ah ain't that just my luck calm as an angel Smoking crack with a downtown flirt shooting and coming 'til it hurts calm, calm, ah, calm calm as an angel They're mating like apes in the zoo ah, one for me and one for you wouldn't it just be lovely Another useless night in bed, ah, ah by the Hudson River, the roller-bladers giving head used condoms float on the river edge's head Wouldn't it be lovely wouldn't it be lovely I got a hole in my heart the size of a truck it won't be filled by one-night fuck like a possum like a possum Ahhh calm as an angel You know me I like to dance a lot with different selves who cancel out one another I'm the only one left standing One likes muscles, oil and dirt and the other likes the women with the butt that hurts like a possum Devil tried to fill me up but my down was high as the sky is up calm as an angel I got a hole in my heart the size of a truck and it won't be filled by a one-night fuck like a possum You know me I like to drink a lot and carry on don't know which self will show up, ah over the 5 a.m. sun, - - The moon is shining over the docks shining ooohhh, calm as an angel Girls in the market know what I'm about they pinch their nipples and they lift their skirts, ah with a pierced tongue licking below a stained T-shirt Look at this smile My mind's amiss Smoking crack with a downtown flirt shooting and coming 'til it hurts calm, calm Sitting on a curb I throw a rock at the passing meat market trucks it's just my luck I'm the only one left standing Now you know me I like to drink a lot, ah only one left standing The girls in the market know what I'm about they pinch their nipples and they lift their skirts licking below a stained T-shirt calm as an angel Smoking crack with a downtown flirt shooting and coming baby 'til it hurts wouldn't it be, wouldn't it be Wouldn't it be love wouldn't it be lovely calm as an angel Got a hole in my heart the size of a truck it won't be filled by one-night fuck Ain't it just my luck I got a hole in my heart the size of a truck Another useless night in bed walk down the Hudson River getting head calm, calm, calm, calm, calm as an angel Don't know why baby, I'm still here strong and fearless in the outside air I'm the only one left standing I'm the only one the only one the only one left standing I'm the only one I'm the only one left standing calm as an angel I'm the only one I'm the only one, the only one left standing calm as an angel Shooting an coming 'til it hurts o'holy morning Calm as an angel
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One of these might help...
http://www.aaanimalcontro...ossums.htm http://www.critter-repell...e-shed.php I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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thanks steadwood...Ill sing the song to him later "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: thanks steadwood...Ill sing the song to him later
Awwww..... 
....I'll look after Hannah while you do....it's a long song... 
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He's probably not coming out because he's "playing possom".  | |
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Steadwood said: ThreadCula said: thanks steadwood...Ill sing the song to him later
Awwww.....
....I'll look after Hannah while you do....it's a long song...
ReturnOfDOOK said: He's probably not coming out because he's "playing possom".
"bada-boom" "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Why don't you yell at it, like you yelled at the mailman? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Why don't you yell at it, like you yelled at the mailman?
Good idea. "Come out u damn possum and bring my f*cking mail!!""Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: sinisterpentatonic said: Why don't you yell at it, like you yelled at the mailman?
Good idea. "Come out u damn possum and bring my f*cking mail!!"i thought you wanted it to leave?  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: ThreadCula said: Good idea. "Come out u damn possum and bring my f*cking mail!!"i thought you wanted it to leave? I'm not finished... "and when u bring my mail....get the hell out and dont come back!!" hows that? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: sinisterpentatonic said: i thought you wanted it to leave? I'm not finished... "and when u bring my mail....get the hell out and dont come back!!" hows that? i think a batch of banana nut bread would be more persuasive. sorry, i just had to do it.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: ThreadCula said: I'm not finished... "and when u bring my mail....get the hell out and dont come back!!" hows that? i think a batch of banana nut bread would be more persuasive. sorry, i just had to do it. I was just telling steadwood,I wish I had some to throw at it "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: sinisterpentatonic said: i think a batch of banana nut bread would be more persuasive. sorry, i just had to do it. I was just telling steadwood,I wish I had some to throw at it
...Go and make some...It'll keep your mind pleasantly off things..
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