Nuff said!

stupidpicture.com? EXACTLY!

Bozely BOP!

Nice job keeping this alter secret. Very shrewd.

Fauxie said:

I don't have a clue what you're talking about.

ChargingBULL said:

a sleek, streamlined cow gracefully breaking the surface of the water and soaring through the air alongside the dolphin. what a lovely image!

XxAxX said:

Also, you will notice that the cow in the picture is outjumping the dolphin's ass!

It's good to be a cow.

Cow said:

i would think that cows are far better equipped to be swimming around in the sea than are dolphins because the cow's udder could well serve as a flotation device. at least, the udder looks like it might work as such. just one human's opinion

Cow said:

I heard these two got totally hot and heavy after the jumping. I'm curious to see the outcome.

madartista said:

If sniffing the ass of a cow for 2 hours while trying to mount her was your version of foreplay, you’d understand why we bulls savor the actual act of intercourse so much. :-

ChargingBULL said:

Okay, I'm a little offended by that.

Bulls are like "two minute creatures" by the way. Wham, Bam, Thank You Heifer. But they're still cows so they still rule...they just have a few timing issues if you know what I'm saying.

madartista said:

This picture of the cow and dolphin was taken a while back. The fruit of their passions ended up kind of hairy and with an unusual apptitude for swimming. Sadly, the brain functions were not all there.

Cow said:

well, i don't really know much about the foreplay techniques of bulls...


but i do note that the nursery rhyme is all about the cow who jumped over the moon. it doesn't say the bull who jumped over the moon. it says 'cow'

XxAxX said:

What are you? The Gloria Gloria Steinem of Bovinecology?

AsianBoi777 said:

XxAxX is a very enlightened human who has much to teach the biped kind.

Cow said:

Well, I think ChargingBull is a bad example of male cowdome. He doesn't even have a real avatar of his face.

ChargingBULL said:

More Cow propaganda. Cows can't jump over their own shit, much less keep up with a Dolphin!

AsianBoi777 said:

i believe the word you're looking for is "Moo-Cology"

XxAxX said:

Floating doesnt necesseraly make you a good swimmer

JediMaster said:

thus speaks the voice of pure cow envy

AzurePanther said:

still, the cow is uniquely well-equipped for the sea, wouldn't you say?

XxAxX said:

I envy someone with a cow on his plate right now! I could use a thick, juicy steak!

JediMaster said:

yuk. please keep your perverted appetite to yourself ok

XxAxX said:

I guess

DiamondDave said:

i used to have your avatar, you know.

JediMaster said:

btw if there's any doubt left in your mind that Cows are talented and wise, here's a little proof that Cows have not only jumped over the moon, they've landed rockets here.

i keep thinking this thread says "BOWIE power", then i click on it and am reminded of the sad truth.

XxAxX said:

Obvious CGI! The only "space" cows are going is in my belly!

By the way, I had fajitas for lunch! Mmmmm!!

JediMaster said:

nonsense. it's not CGI. the Cows simply made it look that way so as to keep their accomplishments quiet.