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Write an Epitaph 4 either some1 famous or another Orger

mine are:


"Here lies Mayte..On her back as usual"


"Here Lies Madonna..Like a Virgin, dead 4 the very first time"


"Here lies The Frog...what a Cunt he was"

Here lies my Epitaph thread...it died so young

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

one of my faves

"I told you I was sick"

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Love the Mayte one


I suck at this though, can't think of any funny ones

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

you're an idiot.

LadyBOyCabDriver: "Here lies LadyBoy - Winner of the 'Least Attended Funeral' Award, 2013."

TheFrog said:

How would they know when they go to make it that its the least attended funeral?

AzurePanther said:

Believe me, they'll know.

In fact, there'll be so little money for his headstone they'll have to use a piece of A4 and staple it to the ground.

TheFrog said:

The moles will get at it

my epitomb will be "COULD HAVE BEEN A LEGEND - DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME"

Here lies Nero, she was never a zero.

Even better: Here lies the real Messiah, you heathen bitches.

Nero said:

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Hey LadyB0y, you missed off an "s" after the word, "like" in your signature.

TheFrog said:

Im gonna die in 2013??

TheFrog said:

Dear God some1 make him stop



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By the way, this thread blows.

TheFrog said:

And wtf is that other line in your signature about designer jeans?

the only exposure you've had to designer jeans is when you've had a pair of jeans specially 'designed' for you, to cover your fat ass.

TheFrog said:

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

whatchoo say about ma pussy?

TheFrog said:

was that just a confused-gender confession

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

in your dreams.

i'm not a girl, LadyB0y, much as you'd like me to be.