For all of you trying to bring the rest of us down...lighten the hell up...!



This is a sissy ass pic...but should do the job.... I SAID LIGHTEN UP!!!!!
[Edited 6/30/05 17:19pm]

Don't make me come over there... take this!!!

oh my GOD, i hate it when people tell me to lighten up. it's as bad as when people tell me to smile.

i'm gonna walk up to the next cheerful person i see and tell them that right now, somewhere in the world, a cute little bunny is getting run over by a mack truck. then i'll tell them to frown, because it makes you look sexier.

Ahhhhh well....I tried..... I like green M & M's....

pardonme4livin said:

LOL

None of you really care about lightening up and love any way.

Nero said:

darn tootin'

Anxiety said:

You angry little man

JuniperBeans said:

watch who you're calling little!

JuniperBeans said:

Nothing little there, I'm sure.

I made a whole thread about love. I'm light as can be.

why can't we just be who we are?

Reincarnate said:

Anxiety said:

If EVER there is a way to guarantee that someone will NOT smile, it is to go up to them, point at the top corners of your mouth in that pushing-them-up-into-a-smile way and say "SMILE!!"



I think it should be a valid "mitigating circumstance" in a court of law for manslaughter if some twat has just done this to you

A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a Man Utd fan, he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to a yank and winning naff all after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup , he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him.

So I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".


"Only about a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

rocknrolldave said:

and total strangers who say smile it might never happen

Yeah, and people who say "Cheer up, it might never happen!"

Someone said that to me once soon after something actually had happened
(I won't say what, but it wasn't good), so summoning all my intellect and wit
I promptly told them to "Fuck off!" (regular Dorothy Parker ain't I?)
Strangely enough I felt a lot better after that

BorisFishpaw said:

"Fuck off" is a very satisfying phrase

rocknrolldave said:

tends to be one of my favorites

ella731 said:

Fuck off