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Ask Hopkins The Corgi, Vol 2 Hey folks, Dave here, with the return of your favorite computer literate canine, Hopkins the Corgi! For those of you not familiar with Hopkins, he is my fantastic Corgi, who is so smart I let him get on the Org and answer your burning questions. So, take it away, Hopkins!
Hopkins like Dave. He give Hopkins treats! Treats nummy! You ask Questions, Hopkins will answer! [Edited 6/23/05 7:04am] | |
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Ask questions! Hopkins bored! Hopkins go chase kitty friend soon if no one ask question! | |
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Dear Hopkins
My friend who wants to remain anonymous (simon) wanted to know what that rash he had was | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: Ask questions! Hopkins bored! Hopkins go chase kitty friend soon if no one ask question!
Catsssss.....  | |
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I also want to know, what the hell is with the avatars | |
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ella731 said: Dear Hopkins
My friend who wants to remain anonymous (simon) wanted to know what that rash he had was No, no... its okay now.... I went to the docs see, and he was 99.99% certain it was contracted on a recent trip to Ohio, or some other waste of space state. I have cream, and tablets, and dressings..and 3 weeks to live  | |
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ella731 said: Dear Hopkins
My friend who wants to remain anonymous (simon) wanted to know what that rash he had was Simon have mange! Terrier friend of Hopkins once have that! All his fur fall out, and he have rash! Terrier catch it from poodle bitch down the street! Tell Simon to stay away from poodle bitch! | |
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Dear Hopkins
My friend (good idea Ella!!!!) wants to know if the bleeding will stop once the hair comes back  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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rocknrollisalive said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Ask questions! Hopkins bored! Hopkins go chase kitty friend soon if no one ask question!
Catsssss..... Hopkins like kitty cats! Pussies are nice! | |
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ella731 said: I also want to know, what the hell is with the avatars
I blame the poodle bitch! It all her fault! | |
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rocknrollisalive said: ella731 said: Dear Hopkins
My friend who wants to remain anonymous (simon) wanted to know what that rash he had was No, no... its okay now.... I went to the docs see, and he was 99.99% certain it was contracted on a recent trip to Ohio, or some other waste of space state. I have cream, and tablets, and dressings..and 3 weeks to live Poodle bitch even been to Ohio? Bitch gets around! | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: ella731 said: I also want to know, what the hell is with the avatars
I blame the poodle bitch! It all her fault! Whats the poodle bitches name!! | |
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IstenSzek said: Dear Hopkins
My friend (good idea Ella!!!!) wants to know if the bleeding will stop once the hair comes back Bleeding will stop. Not so sure about hair. | |
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ella731 said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: I blame the poodle bitch! It all her fault! Whats the poodle bitches name!! Fifi. She get mange from 2the9s cat! | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: ella731 said: Whats the poodle bitches name!! Fifi. She get mange from 2the9s cat! damn fifi i havent seen her around these parts Ill keep an eye out for her 
what are her tricks? | |
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ella731 said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Fifi. She get mange from 2the9s cat! damn fifi i havent seen her around these parts Ill keep an eye out for her
what are her tricks? Just one. Bend over! Fifi a slut! She even do 2the9s cat! 2the9s jealous! | |
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dear hopkins
i'm tired of being human. what are my options? thank you...x | |
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Dear Hopkins
I think I just figured out who your owner was Does he think he will get the pictures back from his brother in law soon  | |
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XxAxX said: dear hopkins
i'm tired of being human. what are my options? thank you...x Hopkins say get abducted by aliens! Aliens turn you into hybrid! | |
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ella731 said: Dear Hopkins
I think I just figured out who your owner was Does he think he will get the pictures back from his brother in law soon   | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: XxAxX said: dear hopkins
i'm tired of being human. what are my options? thank you...x Hopkins say get abducted by aliens! Aliens turn you into hybrid! according to my sources, they already have | |
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XxAxX said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Hopkins say get abducted by aliens! Aliens turn you into hybrid! according to my sources, they already have Then you probably not human! Come over and let Hopkins smell your butt. Hopkins will tell if you human or not! The butt is a foolproof test! | |
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Dear Hopkins
I need to solve a neighbor issue, can you please poop in a paper bag for me thanks | |
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ella731 said: Dear Hopkins
I need to solve a neighbor issue, can you please poop in a paper bag for me thanks Bag is in mail! | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: XxAxX said: according to my sources, they already have Then you probably not human! Come over and let Hopkins smell your butt. Hopkins will tell if you human or not! The butt is a foolproof test! well ok. but it'll be embarassing. my butt is nowhere as cute as a corgi's butt. i would much prefer to have a nice, soft, fluffy, cutie little corgi butt. however, i am saddled with, well, you'll see.... | |
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XxAxX said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Then you probably not human! Come over and let Hopkins smell your butt. Hopkins will tell if you human or not! The butt is a foolproof test! well ok. but it'll be embarassing. my butt is nowhere as cute as a corgi's butt. i would much prefer to have a nice, soft, fluffy, cutie little corgi butt. however, i am saddled with, well, you'll see.... It okay. Dogs not judgemental! Hopkins no care how butt looks, just how smells! | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: XxAxX said: well ok. but it'll be embarassing. my butt is nowhere as cute as a corgi's butt. i would much prefer to have a nice, soft, fluffy, cutie little corgi butt. however, i am saddled with, well, you'll see.... It okay. Dogs not judgemental! Hopkins no care how butt looks, just how smells! corgis are the best! thank you Hopkins | |
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Dear Hopkins,
will anyone miss me when im on vacation | |
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XxAxX said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: It okay. Dogs not judgemental! Hopkins no care how butt looks, just how smells! corgis are the best! thank you Hopkins Your welcome! Hopkins would lick your face if he could! You nice human (or human hybrid)! | |
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ella731 said: Dear Hopkins,
will anyone miss me when im on vacation Yes. We all miss you when on vacation! Are you going far away? Are you coming back soon? | |
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