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What's the funniest lie/fib you told? Come on, we've all done it. One time my Nan found a condom of mine which had fallen out of my jeans in the washing basket. It was in a red foil wrapper. Quizical as ever she asked what it was. Thinking quickly to savour a potentially embarassing situation for both I and her I said it was...
...a fortune cookie. 
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I bit my sister on the back once! There was a perfect circle of teeth marks. She started wailing so I told my mom it was our dog! My sister was crying too hard to correct me and I kept trying to fake comfort her.
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: I bit my sister on the back once! There was a perfect circle of teeth marks. She started wailing so I told my mom it was our dog! My sister was crying too hard to correct me and I kept trying to fake comfort her.
Goodness! Why did you bite her back?! Was it covered in double, choc cream?! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Natsume said: I bit my sister on the back once! There was a perfect circle of teeth marks. She started wailing so I told my mom it was our dog! My sister was crying too hard to correct me and I kept trying to fake comfort her.
Goodness! Why did you bite her back?! Was it covered in double, choc cream?! I was an angry child and took it out on her! Besides, I don't even like chocolate ice cream! Oh, another time, I was carrying the fishbowl out to the backyard to wash it and I dropped it on the concrete and of course it shattered into a million pieces. I wanted to see what would happen and wanted attention, too. So I blamed it on my dog!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Goodness! Why did you bite her back?! Was it covered in double, choc cream?! I was an angry child and took it out on her! Besides, I don't even like chocolate ice cream! Oh, another time, I was carrying the fishbowl out to the backyard to wash it and I dropped it on the concrete and of course it shattered into a million pieces. I wanted to see what would happen and wanted attention, too. So I blamed it on my dog! That poor dog is a scape goat! Are you sure its a dog?! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: That poor dog is a scape goat! Are you sure its a dog?!
maybe it's a wogwilly. 
anyway, he's long dead and my new dog is too much of an insane brat to take the blame. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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That,if you gave me a saucer of water, I could suck up the water through my willy | |
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Natsume said: JDINTERACTIVE said: That poor dog is a scape goat! Are you sure its a dog?!
maybe it's a wogwilly.
anyway, he's long dead and my new dog is too much of an insane brat to take the blame. ehehe, I like the sound of the new dog. Is his name Wittgenstein? | |
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purpledoveuk said: That,if you gave me a saucer of water, I could suck up the water through my willy
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i called in sick to work once and told 'em i'm a vegetarian and i accidentally ate some ground beef and that i was so sick i couldn't get out of bed as a result. | |
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I told my lil cousinz there was a great big monster squished under my bed and if they mess my room up, he'll get mad and come out n eat em all  It worked for a long time- but one of em, Chloe caught on...she was like 'hey missy? Howz da monster under you're bed' 'oh he's sleeping...' 'there realy isn't a monster there IS there.'   'ohhhhh yes there is' and then i'd have 2 hide da smirk on my face. I didn't THINK dat fib would last for long...especially since my uncle spoiled da story by sayin it was all a lie   after ALL da trickz he n my other unclez played on me when I was a kid Damn!!! No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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Anxiety said: i called in sick to work once and told 'em i'm a vegetarian and i accidentally ate some ground beef and that i was so sick i couldn't get out of bed as a result.
omg! once I emailed my teacher and told him I couldn't come to class because I couldn't find my glasses and couldn't safely make it to and from class without them. it's true - I'm blind as a bat - but I had my glasses the whole time! I just didn't want to go!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Anxiety said: i called in sick to work once and told 'em i'm a vegetarian and i accidentally ate some ground beef and that i was so sick i couldn't get out of bed as a result.
omg! once I emailed my teacher and told him I couldn't come to class because I couldn't find my glasses and couldn't safely make it to and from class without them. it's true - I'm blind as a bat - but I had my glasses the whole time! I just didn't want to go! Alright, that's fucked up. | |
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2the9s said: Natsume said: omg! once I emailed my teacher and told him I couldn't come to class because I couldn't find my glasses and couldn't safely make it to and from class without them. it's true - I'm blind as a bat - but I had my glasses the whole time! I just didn't want to go! Alright, that's fucked up. I've always loved you.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: 2the9s said: Alright, that's fucked up. I've always loved you. Copy. Print. Burn!! | |
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2the9s said: Natsume said: I've always loved you. Copy. Print. Burn!! you're just mad because you've been on the receiving end of that excuse many a time. and only now did you realize it was nothing but a fib!  2the9sI mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Anxiety said: i called in sick to work once and told 'em i'm a vegetarian and i accidentally ate some ground beef and that i was so sick i couldn't get out of bed as a result.
omg! once I emailed my teacher and told him I couldn't come to class because I couldn't find my glasses and couldn't safely make it to and from class without them. it's true - I'm blind as a bat - but I had my glasses the whole time! I just didn't want to go! I can't believe you had the audacity to email (of all means of communication!) such nonsense! | |
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Lie or practical joke? 
I once (this was when I was about 10) took a dog biscuit and covered it with frosting and gave it to my little sister w/ candles on top. It was her birthday. She took one bite and started crying.
I was horrible to her when we were younger.  The brillianter side of minneapolisgenius | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Natsume said: omg! once I emailed my teacher and told him I couldn't come to class because I couldn't find my glasses and couldn't safely make it to and from class without them. it's true - I'm blind as a bat - but I had my glasses the whole time! I just didn't want to go! I can't believe you had the audacity to email (of all means of communication!) such nonsense! It's a wonder he didn't question her non-glass wearing emailing ability. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Ah this reminds me i did say i sprained my ankle once to get out of doing P.E. i had to basically hop all the time too
TeachersNo Freestyling. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Come on, we've all done it. One time my Nan found a condom of mine which had fallen out of my jeans in the washing basket. It was in a red foil wrapper. Quizical as ever she asked what it was. Thinking quickly to savour a potentially embarassing situation for both I and her I said it was...
...a fortune cookie.
Your stories? LOL. I once went to pay for magazines in WH Smith and pulling a note from my wallet in a rush inadvertantly through a condom into the girls face. As equality grows, violence declines. |
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Natsume said: I bit my sister on the back once! There was a perfect circle of teeth marks. She started wailing so I told my mom it was our dog! My sister was crying too hard to correct me and I kept trying to fake comfort her.
What was Linda Blair called in that Exorsist movie? You need a new handle. |
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HamsterHuey said: Natsume said: I bit my sister on the back once! There was a perfect circle of teeth marks. She started wailing so I told my mom it was our dog! My sister was crying too hard to correct me and I kept trying to fake comfort her.
What was Linda Blair called in that Exorsist movie? You need a new handle. Regan Teresa MacNeil |
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HamsterHuey said: HamsterHuey said: What was Linda Blair called in that Exorsist movie? You need a new handle. Regan Teresa MacNeil I WAS going to take your homosexual membership card for not knowing her name. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HamsterHuey said: Regan Teresa MacNeil I WAS going to take your homosexual membership card for not knowing her name. Mine expired LOOONG ago. Don't wanna belong to THAT club and listen to fags discuss Madonna's every move and be PREDICTABLE, you know? Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Electrostar said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Come on, we've all done it. One time my Nan found a condom of mine which had fallen out of my jeans in the washing basket. It was in a red foil wrapper. Quizical as ever she asked what it was. Thinking quickly to savour a potentially embarassing situation for both I and her I said it was...
...a fortune cookie.
Your stories? LOL. I once went to pay for magazines in WH Smith and pulling a note from my wallet in a rush inadvertantly through a condom into the girls face. SCORE 10!!! [Edited 6/20/05 14:51pm] | |
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Telecaster said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I WAS going to take your homosexual membership card for not knowing her name. Mine expired LOOONG ago. Don't wanna belong to THAT club and listen to fags discuss Madonna's every move and be PREDICTABLE, you know?  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Telecaster said: Mine expired LOOONG ago. Don't wanna belong to THAT club and listen to fags discuss Madonna's every move and be PREDICTABLE, you know? What the heck is that for? Jeez! I am who I am because I reject to belong to certain clubs. I say NO to the Madonna/Cher/Will & Grace cult that just IRKS me. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: What the heck is that for? Jeez! I am who I am because I reject to belong to certain clubs. I say NO to the Madonna/Cher/Will & Grace cult that just IRKS me. I don't follow any of that.. Never thought of it as camp though! | |
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Electrostar said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Come on, we've all done it. One time my Nan found a condom of mine which had fallen out of my jeans in the washing basket. It was in a red foil wrapper. Quizical as ever she asked what it was. Thinking quickly to savour a potentially embarassing situation for both I and her I said it was...
...a fortune cookie.
Your stories? LOL. I once went to pay for magazines in WH Smith and pulling a note from my wallet in a rush inadvertantly through a condom into the girls face.
Hilarious! | |
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