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Nude Beach Bums We all feel vulnerable from time to time, but when you shed your clothes and let it all hang out, those feelings of anxiety suddenly become more real. So when you get hit on while you're on your summer holiday, here are 30 things you can say if you want to be really cruel to that guy who just won't take no for an answer. 
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird. by Chuck Winston 365Gay.com Love & Sexuality Writer Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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 Good ones.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Good ones.  11. (giggle and point) Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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That one works for me too.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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..... good ones....
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13. How sweet, you brought incense. HAHAHAHAHAHahHAAHAHAHA | |
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#7.  | |
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SammiJ said:
13. How sweet, you brought incense. HAHAHAHAHAHahHAAHAHAHA sexinthesummer said: #7.
commit to memory!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Reminds me of the old joke where a guy and girl are sitting in a parked car while on a date, and the guy takes the girl's hand and places it on his dick. "No thanks, handsome, I don't smoke," she says. | |
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VoicesCarry said: Reminds me of the old joke where a guy and girl are sitting in a parked car while on a date, and the guy takes the girl's hand and places it on his dick. "No thanks, handsome, I don't smoke," she says.
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i like number 7 too disproving theories is a great ice breaker.  | |
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p0pstar said:
i like number 7 too disproving theories is a great ice breaker. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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How shallow and square , there's more than looks only you know  | |
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Dewrede said: How shallow and square , there's more than looks only you know
Oh small dick?
As a Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Tater was once a promising young Jedi who lost his roots!
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No ,not at all  | |
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Dewrede said: No ,not at all
You know I was kidding!
...so let's see it! As a Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Tater was once a promising young Jedi who lost his roots!
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Dewrede said:
[Edited 6/18/05 10:49am] Well... Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Dewrede said: I'll show you mine if you show me yours! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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I have no interest in seeing anyone's dick but my own [Edited 6/18/05 12:00pm] | |
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Dewrede said:
I have no interest in seeing anyone's dick but my own
[Edited 6/18/05 12:00pm] Not me!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Dewrede said: No ,not at all
it's the magic in it! | |
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