Natsume said:

Done up like a dog's dinner. Dressed up a lot, but not in a nice way.

Nero said:

BKW, is that you?

CarrieMpls said:

He actually is mine!

Fit totty!

Lleena said:

Nice try, POM!

why do the tubes always have to be crowded with tossers and muppets? i know, i know, you're going to say "you wanker. stop complaining and just drive to work". well, i would but i'm skint. anyway i was nearly pranged by a lorry that missed the give-way - the driver was a prime knob-shank at that, and should have been sporting an L plate. luckily i was wearing my trainers so i got out of the way as his bonnet swept past. he knocked a few cats eyes off the tarmac but i wasn't hit. not a bobby in sight, naturally.

anyway this morning the tubes were absolutely packed. i thought i was lucky when i found a seat besides a tatty old man eating week-old sponge fingers. he offered me one but i'd already had a lovely serving of toad-in-the-hole so i refused. he was chuffed at that so i told him i thought the sponge fingers were cracking but i was full up. well, you'd have thought i'd called the queen mum a slag. he simply wouldn't belt up about it until i figured i might as well have a bash so i took a sponge finger and bit into it.

my mistake and hard cheese to me. the damn thing made my stomach heave and i got a full body rash immediately. he grinned and smiled like he'd done me a huge favor so i tipped him five quid and got off when the line ended. i spent most of the day in the convenience, and after work headed right for the general practitioner's office. he told me i'd be right as rain in a few days and that i should lay off the fags.

next time i think i'll walk to work.

Lleena said:

Nope, she beat me to it

I like the word rubbish, as in "I'm really rubbish at that"

Lleena said:

I also love it how they say "what do you do?" in reference to your major in university... I picked that up and used it for a while over here but have since stopped because it requires too much explaining.

gareth has been drinking lots of Brains lately... something I haven't experienced... but it's really funny when we're on the phone. "I had four pints of Brains Premium earlier..."

bkw said:

Pom lover.

You taught me pom.

charlottegelin said:

or pants... as in "he's so pants at basketball" or "this fish is pants"

and wank, too! wank can be used interchangeably with rubbish and pants.


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Electrostar said:

He and Toni say things all the time I don't have a clue what the meaning could be.

Rubbish is Tonis big word.

Lashed is Jons

Oh I am just rubbish today.

I have figured out I am going to really need an interpreter. I have selected a few actually ....



Sometimes Herman asks me if I am speaking english. Damn Dutchie!
[Edited 6/16/05 21:17pm]

there seems to be an obsession with piss too...

pissed - drunk

pissed off - irritated

piss off - go away

piss myself - laugh my head off

piece of piss - very easy

piss-head - someone who likes getting drunk

XxAxX said:

Gordon Bennett!

Chavs ..

JDINTERACTIVE said:

You can also have cock magnet

Buttmunch
Numpty
Fuckwit


.....all to describe stupid people, as in " she/he's a buttmunch"

if something is 'pump', it is bad.

if something is 'diamond', it is good.

btw, i'd normally only use 'fanny magnet' in the context of cars. E.G.

"that bloke got wasted on saturday and totalled his fanny magnet."

...equals...

"that man got drunk on saturday and crashed his car beyond repair."


[Edited 6/17/05 2:04am]

troussers=pants
nickers=underwear
flat=apartment

Hotlegs said:

knickers = girls' underwear
pants = boys' underwear (normally - can potentially include girls' but usually panties would be used instead)

pants is also used as a derogatory term, meaning "useless" or "rubbish".

so - "that new CD by 50 cent is absolute pants."

TheFrog said:

...and that would be to flatter the 50 Cent album somewhat.

rocknrolldave said:

not going to make it onto any of your compilations, i take it.

TheFrog said:

If there is one over-riding request I get from our customers (bearing in mind we are talking people like Beefeater and Frankie & Benny's and nice polite places like that) it is "Strictly NO RAP"

Mind you, one guy once said he didn't want a Celine Dion song within 10 miles of one of his sites - which is pretty dumb seeing as she has sold tens of millions of albums to exactly the kind of people who are eating in his restaurant/pub chain. Sometimes personal taste has to go on the backburner - see also my Slayer/ Slipknot collection rarely getting a look in at work
[Edited 6/17/05 2:37am]

Dont they show eastenders on bbc america anymore?

We don't stand in a line, we queue up
We don't go to the movies, we go to the pictures
Things that annoy us "get on our tits" or "get on our wick"
We go out "on the pull" in the evening, when we're available and dressed up

Fags = cigarettes
Geeza/Bloke/Fella = man
Diamond Geezer = good man

Steadwood said:

My favourite book of all time!

I have a mouth like a sewer, but I can go to any page of that book and be shocked into speechlessness by the level of filth.




Which is a good thing, btw

rocknrolldave said:

It's great innit...

Steadwood said:

It is It is also something of an education for a naive lad like me, too...






:that'smystoryandI'mstickintoit:
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I'm heading down the big smoke in a minute and i'm gonna get massively lashed all weekend.



I'm such a lash head.

Bound to be fit totty everywhere.