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About 100 years ago or so there was a woman named Mary. One day she had a terrible accident and her face was scratched so badly that she bled to death. But her spirit could not rest. Bloody Mary roams the world as an evil ghost. If you stand in front of a mirror in the dark and say her name three times, you will see her horribly mangled face appear. If you don't turn on the light and run away as fast as you can she will try to scratch your face off.
I believe my son will no longer tease his sister with this story | |
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Why do you believe that? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Why do you believe that?
I don't, but my son told his sister that to scare her. So I made him do it alone in the dark. He was the one scared now. LOL | |
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jerseykrs said: Nero said: Why do you believe that?
I don't, but my son told his sister that to scare her. So I made him do it alone in the dark. He was the one scared now. LOL That's what I meant... why won't HE be doing it any more. And so on. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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this actually scares me. | |
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