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my window cleaner is hot! i'm sitting here in my underwear procrastinating my take home final, surfing the web, and all of a sudden this man is at my window asking me to close it. now, i'm on the 3rd floor so its not the norm for someone to talk to me through my window, lol!
anyway, after the initial surprise, i thought "mmm, he's hot!" blonde hair, blue eyes, great bone structure, slim and fit...i'm sayin'! right now i've got a good crotch shot as he cleans the upper portion of the window. i'm feelin' kinda Samantha Jones right now...should i invite him in and... nah, not really. i think my boyfriend might get a little upset with me. just having fun entertaining the idea. my apartment management needs to clean my windows more often, though, i can tell you that! | |
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tell him my windows are filthy, he needs to get over here quick! | |
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Send him my way- I got some "windows" he can clean! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Ex-Moderator | wow! What a pleasant morning surprise. |
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i got told to shift out the way by a grumpy old gardner at uni today some girls get all the luck.... did he get all covered in suds? why no picture? | |
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CarrieMpls said: wow! What a pleasant morning surprise.
you're tellin' me! now he's working on the windows across from me so i get a few hot butt views. i couldn't have asked for a better method of procrastination! | |
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p0pstar said: i got told to shift out the way by a grumpy old gardner at uni today some girls get all the luck.... did he get all covered in suds? why no picture? damn! i didn't even think of a photo. ok. lemme get my camera! | |
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Abbie said: tell him my windows are filthy, he needs to get over here quick! CynthiasSocks said Send him my way- I got some "windows" he can clean!
he'd be far too tired when i was done wih him to get to you today. perhaps you can pencil him in for tomorrow? | |
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SassyBritches said: Abbie said: tell him my windows are filthy, he needs to get over here quick! CynthiasSocks said Send him my way- I got some "windows" he can clean!
he'd be far too tired when i was done wih him to get to you today. perhaps you can pencil him in for tomorrow? Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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i can't completely read the back of his work t-shirt but it says "...services" with the phone number to the agency below it. those in the chicago area who want a visit, let me know and i'll pass the number along.
i want some service from him. [Edited 6/9/05 8:53am] | |
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SassyBritches said: p0pstar said: i got told to shift out the way by a grumpy old gardner at uni today some girls get all the luck.... did he get all covered in suds? why no picture? damn! i didn't even think of a photo. ok. lemme get my camera! waiting..... | |
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p0pstar said: SassyBritches said: damn! i didn't even think of a photo. ok. lemme get my camera! waiting..... Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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p0pstar said: SassyBritches said: damn! i didn't even think of a photo. ok. lemme get my camera! waiting..... i was too late. he moved to the corner and i couldn't see him anymore. if i had only read your post a few minutes sooner! | |
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SassyBritches said: p0pstar said: waiting..... i was too late. he moved to the corner and i couldn't see him anymore. if i had only read your post a few minutes sooner! thats it you are fired | |
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SassyBritches said: p0pstar said: waiting..... i was too late. he moved to the corner and i couldn't see him anymore. if i had only read your post a few minutes sooner! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Thank god I live in a basement. that would mean they'd have to bend over to clean my windows | |
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I feel the same way about the men who deliver ice at work. I would love to grab one, or hell, all three of them, and drag them to the stock room and have my way with them.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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p0pstar said: SassyBritches said: i was too late. he moved to the corner and i couldn't see him anymore. if i had only read your post a few minutes sooner! thats it you are fired i know. i'd never make a good member of the paparazzi. | |
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Why aren't there any Female window cleaners..
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You're on house arrest for the week until you can produce some picture proof! | |
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Steadwood said: Why aren't there any Female window cleaners..
That's what I'm thinking!!! | |
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althom said: Steadwood said: Why aren't there any Female window cleaners..
That's what I'm thinking!!! ..We should start an agency.. | |
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sassy, this thread reminds me of the movie Unconditional Love with Kathy Bates and Rupert Everett. Takes place in Chicago and the villan in the film turns out to be the window cleaner at her highrise. Did anyone catch this movie? | |
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Where's the picture of the crotch shot! You've failed Samantha 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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And here I thought when I read the title that you were going to tell us about a kick ass window cleaner, you know the kind that doesn't leave streaks 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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