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Reply #30 posted 06/09/05 8:28am

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ella731 said:

Why does Fantastic 4 look like its going to suck?


I'm going to see that in the theater for one reason...


CHRIS EVANS!!!! HOTNESS! drooldrooldrooldrooldrooldrool



Alba's getting me there for the same reason (of course, they would revoke my geek creds if I didn't go see it!!!!)
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Reply #31 posted 06/09/05 8:28am

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Dear Jedi Master,
Who's your Daddy!?
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #32 posted 06/09/05 8:30am

MisterMan38

1-Hyrdochlorides??? --- ok--- it was some type of chemical that they tested ANIKAN FOR >... doesn't that just reak of racial slurs ... you know black men can run faster than white men .... or black men cant play hockey !!!???

Natalie ...

You're obviously gay, as she is smoking hot. It's okay! You should be proud of who you are, and come out of the closet.


hmm... thanks for that answer .... mad

Anakin has, at this point, grown way more powerful than Dooku expected. As for Obi Wan, he was taken out due to Palpatine/Sidious adding his powers into the mix (go back and watch carefully. Palpatine is definitely effecting the outcome, and wants to get rid of Kenobi)


that is the most geekiest answer i have heard in ages ... NERD ALERT NERD ALERT !!! wink



That is up for debate. Some feel that this is his TRUE appearance, and that he uses the Dark Side to effect a pleasant facade. When battling with Windu, he uses so much energy that he can no longer keep up his false face. The other interp is that The Force lightening that Mace reflects back to him is so powerful that it scarred his face. Either way, Dooku is not "shriveled up" because he is not even a fraction as powerful as Sidious.


alright ... u are wayyyy outta my league ... gonna go back to see it again ... this time with my "chewey costume" off ... maybe i did miss some with that damn hair in my eyes ... eek biggrin
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Reply #33 posted 06/09/05 8:31am

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WHy is it that my daughter is scared of Star Wars
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Reply #34 posted 06/09/05 8:50am

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CynthiasSocks said:

Dear Jedi Master,
Who's your Daddy!?


falloff
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Reply #35 posted 06/09/05 8:54am

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JediMaster said:

CynthiasSocks said:

Dear Jedi Master,
Who's your Daddy!?


falloff


ME! jedi
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Reply #36 posted 06/09/05 9:18am

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MisterMan38 said:

1-Hyrdochlorides??? --- ok--- it was some type of chemical that they tested ANIKAN FOR >... doesn't that just reak of racial slurs ... you know black men can run faster than white men .... or black men cant play hockey !!!???

Midichlorians are, essentially, like mitochondria. They are in ALL living creatures but they are especially abundant in certain individuals, thus giving them a sensitivity to The Force. This is just like some people being naturally psychic, while others are not so much. Doesn't mean that all creatures aren't connected to The Force, just that not all naturally have an aptitude for using it.

Natalie ...


hmm... thanks for that answer .... mad

Hey, that emoticon is flaming! You're on your way to a new life!!! wink



that is the most geekiest answer i have heard in ages ... NERD ALERT NERD ALERT !!! wink

No, my friend, GEEK alert. Nerds are into math & science and shit! Geeks are into sci-fi, comics and such! Actually, this answer is pretty much the way the novelization explains it!



alright ... u are wayyyy outta my league ... gonna go back to see it again ... this time with my "chewey costume" off ... maybe i did miss some with that damn hair in my eyes ... eek biggrin

Chewie costume? ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!

[Edited 6/9/05 9:21am]
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Reply #37 posted 06/09/05 9:18am

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ella731 said:

WHy is it that my daughter is scared of Star Wars


Does her grandpa look like Palpatine? That might explain it!
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Reply #38 posted 06/09/05 9:20am

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CynthiasSocks said:

JediMaster said:



falloff


ME! jedi


Cool! thumbs up! Errr, I mean, NOOOOO! I'll never join you!!!! (Let's face it, I woulda thought it was cool if I was Luke, to find out Vader was my father!)
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Reply #39 posted 06/09/05 9:33am

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Dear JediMaster,

Why are we forced to endure someone else's imagination of crap, as to what Superman and Batman should look like on the big screen?

Both of these costumes SUCK, and are hindering my desire to watch these films.

As for F4, GET OUTTA MY WAY... Jessica is mine.

And to MisterMan38, I suggest you rent the movie "Closer" and admire Natalie's 6-pack abs, as she swings 'round the pole.
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Reply #40 posted 06/09/05 9:40am

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TheBatman said:

Dear JediMaster,

Why are we forced to endure someone else's imagination of crap, as to what Superman and Batman should look like on the big screen?

Both of these costumes SUCK, and are hindering my desire to watch these films.



because, unfortunately, Hollywood has some fucked up ideas as to what these heroes should look like. All we can do is hope that they will follow in the footsteps of the Green Goblin, who was awesome in spite of that lame-o Power Ranger reject of a costume.

As for F4, GET OUTTA MY WAY... Jessica is mine.


Well, I guess I gotta let you have her. I'll take Natalie then!!!

And to MisterMan38, I suggest you rent the movie "Closer" and admire Natalie's 6-pack abs, as she swings 'round the pole.


Oh, HELL yeah!! If you don't get Natalie after that, then you might as well move to South Beach and stock up on the Erasure and Cher albums! (apologies to my gay friends for the ridiculous stereotypes).
[Edited 6/9/05 9:41am]
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Reply #41 posted 06/09/05 10:31am

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Dear Jedi Master,

1)How can a latina'd Jessica Alba and a WASP'd Chris Evans be sister and brother?

2) How the hell is Sue now a tween?
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Reply #42 posted 06/09/05 10:33am

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from one geek to another...

1) Will the Wachowski Bros fuck up V for Vendetta?

2) Is the X-Men franchise doomed without Bryan Singer?
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Reply #43 posted 06/09/05 10:34am

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BorisFishpaw said:

1) Will the Wachowski Bros fuck up V for Vendetta?


wtf? eek More on this please!
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Reply #44 posted 06/09/05 10:35am

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2the9s said:

BorisFishpaw said:

1) Will the Wachowski Bros fuck up V for Vendetta?


wtf? eek More on this please!



oh oh oh...i read some of the script that they had up at aintitcool.com...horrid..straight arse horrid!! and i havent a clue what the hell V is...
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Reply #45 posted 06/09/05 10:36am

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2the9s said:



wtf? eek More on this please!



oh oh oh...i read some of the script that they had up at aintitcool.com...horrid..straight arse horrid!! and i havent a clue what the hell V is...


Alan Moore, baby!
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Reply #46 posted 06/09/05 10:50am

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when spiderman reaches his 'moment of pleasure', shall we say, does his jizz shoot out like the sticky stuff from his wrists?
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Reply #47 posted 06/09/05 11:08am

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sosgemini said:

Dear Jedi Master,

1)How can a latina'd Jessica Alba and a WASP'd Chris Evans be sister and brother?

She doesn't really look Latina in the movie. They've gone out of their way to make her look anglo.

2) How the hell is Sue now a tween?

Isn't Alba in her mid-twenties? That would be consistent.
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Reply #48 posted 06/09/05 11:10am

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JediMaster said:

sosgemini said:

Dear Jedi Master,

1)How can a latina'd Jessica Alba and a WASP'd Chris Evans be sister and brother?

She doesn't really look Latina in the movie. They've gone out of their way to make her look anglo.

2) How the hell is Sue now a tween?

Isn't Alba in her mid-twenties? That would be consistent.



Date of birth (location)
28 April 1981
Pomona, California, USA


guess your right... confused still...i always thought Sue and Mr. Reed were in their thirties...
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Reply #49 posted 06/09/05 11:11am

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BorisFishpaw said:

from one geek to another...

1) Will the Wachowski Bros fuck up V for Vendetta?

After The Matrix: Reloadofcrap & The Matrix: Revulsions, I have no doubt that the Wachowski's will turn V into a huge, steaming pile.

2) Is the X-Men franchise doomed without Bryan Singer?

Sure looks that way. From what I hear, Magneto, Professor X and Storm all die in the first half hour of the flick, and to top it all off, Bret Ratner is directing. I'm having Batman & Robin flashbacks
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Reply #50 posted 06/09/05 11:12am

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2the9s said:

sosgemini said:




oh oh oh...i read some of the script that they had up at aintitcool.com...horrid..straight arse horrid!! and i havent a clue what the hell V is...


Alan Moore, baby!


thumbs up!
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Reply #51 posted 06/09/05 11:13am

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XxAxX said:

when spiderman reaches his 'moment of pleasure', shall we say, does his jizz shoot out like the sticky stuff from his wrists?



I asked Mary Jane, but all she would do was giggle, and mutter something about "upside down, webbed up sex".
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Reply #52 posted 06/09/05 11:13am

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sosgemini said:

JediMaster said:




Date of birth (location)
28 April 1981
Pomona, California, USA


guess your right... confused still...i always thought Sue and Mr. Reed were in their thirties...


Reed is older than Sue, by about 7 to 10 years.
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Reply #53 posted 06/09/05 11:15am

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sosgemini said:

Date of birth (location)
28 April 1981
Pomona, California, USA

That is too funny... she has the same birthplace as me.

December 1967
Pomona, CA

But I moved to Colorado in 1980, so I never had the chance to know anything about her until Dark Angel hit TV.
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Reply #54 posted 06/09/05 4:54pm

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JediMaster said:

XxAxX said:

when spiderman reaches his 'moment of pleasure', shall we say, does his jizz shoot out like the sticky stuff from his wrists?



I asked Mary Jane, but all she would do was giggle, and mutter something about "upside down, webbed up sex".


eek
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Reply #55 posted 06/09/05 5:25pm

shaomi

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was the "wise sith lord" who could fight death palpatine's master, as his smile suggests when he says how his apprentice killed him. do we know somewhere (book, comic-book) how palpatine became a sith yet or is it still a story 2 b told ?
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Reply #56 posted 06/10/05 5:21am

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shaomi said:

dear mr jedi master

was the "wise sith lord" who could fight death palpatine's master, as his smile suggests when he says how his apprentice killed him. do we know somewhere (book, comic-book) how palpatine became a sith yet or is it still a story 2 b told ?



Palptatine's training as a Sith Lord has yet to be explored, so anything is possible. The novelization clearly states that Plagueis was Palpatine's master, and that he was resposnible for his death.
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