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News From The Year 2029 * Ozone created by electronic cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California.
* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that they now can photograph a women with her mouth shut. * Baby concieved naturally .....scientists stumped. * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in th American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). * France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamacia. * Castro finally dies at the age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * Postal Service raises the price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday's only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys toweight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Supreme COurt rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players now nine feet seven inches. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. And last but not the least..... * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voteing machine.  | |
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pippet said: * Ozone created by electronic cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California.
* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that they now can photograph a women with her mouth shut. * Baby concieved naturally .....scientists stumped. * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in th American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). * France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamacia. * Castro finally dies at the age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * Postal Service raises the price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday's only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys toweight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Supreme COurt rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players now nine feet seven inches. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. And last but not the least..... * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voteing machine.   | |
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pippet said: * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that they now can photograph a women with her mouth shut. 
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in th American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
now that's just plain too close to the truth... * Castro finally dies at the age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
actually, i think that will be under "News from the Year 2008"... * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voteing machine.
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pippet said: * Ozone created by electronic cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California.
* Baby concieved naturally .....scientists stumped. * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in th American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). * France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamacia. * Castro finally dies at the age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * Postal Service raises the price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday's only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys toweight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Supreme COurt rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players now nine feet seven inches. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. And last but not the least..... * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voteing machine.
* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that they now can photograph a women with her mouth shut. 
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Steadwood said: * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that they now can photograph a women with her mouth shut.
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said:
Ouch!.... ......Ouch!.... .... ...Ouch! ....
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Ouch!.... ......Ouch!.... .... ...Ouch! ....
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said: Ouch!.... ......Ouch!.... .... ...Ouch! ....
Awwww.... .... .....Ouch!....
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Awwww.... .... .....Ouch!....
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said: Awwww.... .... .....Ouch!....
Toast?....  .... .... ...
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Toast?.... .... .... ...
ugh, i presume you'll want one of those, too, huh?! 
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said: Toast?.... .... .... ...
ugh, i presume you'll want one of those, too, huh?!
finicky brits! Nah...  ...and  will do...
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ugh, i presume you'll want one of those, too, huh?!
finicky brits! Nah... ...and will do...
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Steadwood said: Nah... ...and will do...
i love you to bits, Steadwood! - you're too sweet! OOOOooooo.....  ...:knockknees:
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Steadwood said: IrresistibleB1tch said:
i love you to bits, Steadwood! - you're too sweet! OOOOooooo..... ...:knockknees:
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pippet said: * Castro finally dies at the age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. | |
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* Prince releases his new album, "My Depends Smell Funky!" | |
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