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Vibrator names? Hey girls....I was out shopping, in London, and bought myself these.
I've been thinking of some names for them.....do you girls have names for your "night time toys"?  | |
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Peter ? 
I didn't know this meant penis , only heard it recently http://dictionary.referen...ch?q=peter | |
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I've been thinking of calling one of them Gene Simmons.  | |
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I used to have one of those that glowed in the dark.
My gf called it a light sabre
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 Love it or shove it! | |
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MsSmartypants said: What? | |
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Nikster said: MsSmartypants said: What? Keep that light sabre away from me!!!!!  Love it or shove it! | |
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How about Althom  | |
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EvilAlthom said: How about Althom
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I only name my favorite dildo, his name is Mr. Biggs!
The others are not important enough to name.....they are just on standby. 
When I was 12 I had a washing stick I used when my folks were away, I named the stick Larry and kept it under my bed near the wall. Larry was safe there.  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: When I was 12 I had a washing stick I used when my folks were away, I named the stick Larry and kept it under my bed near the wall.
Larry was safe there. I know I'm going to regret this.....but what is and does a washing stick look like?  | |
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Mine is called 'BananaRay'! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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EvilAlthom said: How about Althom
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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MsSmartypants said: Nikster said: What? Keep that light sabre away from me!!!!! You don't wanna feel the Force? | |
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U sure u no where 2 put them... |
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althom said: klhk said: When I was 12 I had a washing stick I used when my folks were away, I named the stick Larry and kept it under my bed near the wall.
Larry was safe there. I know I'm going to regret this.....but what is and does a washing stick look like? well, it's a wooden stick used years ago, to push clothes down into the washing machine! I would put a condom at the end of the stick and go to town. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: althom said: I know I'm going to regret this.....but what is and does a washing stick look like? well, it's a wooden stick used years ago, to push clothes down into the washing machine! I would put a condom at the end of the stick and go to town. i just can't get over the fact u named it LARRY  | |
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Natisse said: | |
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 at this whole damned thread.
Natisse! You should move back to Australia.  | |
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It's important for women to have "night time toys" availible. They play an important role in womanhood. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: It's important for women to have "night time toys" availible. They play an important role in womanhood.
cant u just use yer hands?  [Edited 5/23/05 16:02pm] | |
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SammiJ said: klhk said: It's important for women to have "night time toys" availible. They play an important role in womanhood.
cant u just use yer hands?
[Edited 5/23/05 16:02pm] what? you don't know much about female masturbation, do you? Dildos are a nessecity. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: SammiJ said: cant u just use yer hands?
[Edited 5/23/05 16:02pm] what? you don't know much about female masturbation, do you? Dildos are a nessecity.
whatev. don't question my knowledge. | |
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SammiJ said: klhk said: what? you don't know much about female masturbation, do you? Dildos are a nessecity.
whatev. don't question my knowledge. is that a cry for help? I think you need masturbation lessons. Do you know how to bring yourself to orgasm without toys? If so how long does it take? How long with toys?  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: SammiJ said:
whatev. don't question my knowledge. is that a cry for help? I think you need masturbation lessons. Do you know how to bring yourself to orgasm without toys? If so how long does it take? How long with toys? that is totally none of your business. i'm offended. | |
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SammiJ said: klhk said: is that a cry for help? I think you need masturbation lessons. Do you know how to bring yourself to orgasm without toys? If so how long does it take? How long with toys? that is totally none of your business. i'm offended. Admitt it. You don't know how! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said:
SammiJ said: that is totally none of your business. i'm offended. Admitt it. You don't know how! 
isn't it time 4 your meds? | |
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no. And I'm not on medication. I medicate myself with sex, booze and the occasional blunt.  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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