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Reply #30 posted 05/24/05 2:53pm

Anxiety

GangstaFam said:

And then there are those that are just naturally gifted and can do this without being a contortionist. whistling


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Reply #31 posted 05/24/05 4:50pm

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Hehe. giggle

Not that I know anyone like that. I just know they exist. whistling
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Reply #32 posted 05/24/05 5:34pm

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hmmm Yup I suppose I would... nod
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Reply #33 posted 05/24/05 5:35pm

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Ah ....

I miss being 12-16. It has to be an extra special pay day at home to get it now. Can't do it myself anymore. Then again, I remember having such an aching back afterward!
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Reply #34 posted 05/24/05 5:43pm

retina

Anyone who says they wouldn't even try it is a liar.
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Reply #35 posted 05/24/05 5:46pm

SammiJ

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Anyone who says they wouldn't even try it is a liar.

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Reply #36 posted 05/24/05 5:49pm

Fauxie

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CarrieLee said:

So KLHK...if some dude is going to town on you orally, what do you do if he goes to kiss you after?



Been there done that, I have to be really drunk to accept pussy kisses. And some guys don't like cock kisses. So, I like to reserve the kissing for pre-oral. Is that strange?
[Edited 5/24/05 13:17pm]


hah!

Weak!



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Reply #37 posted 05/24/05 5:57pm

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The trick was...

To lay on your back next to a bed.
Pull your legs up over your head where they rest on the bottom of the bed frame.

Use your legs to pull yourself down until you reach your mouth.

But.... You have to have a limber spine and no gut to pull it off.

I was about 95 lbs back then, so...
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Reply #38 posted 05/24/05 6:24pm

Anxiety

GangstaFam said:

Anxiety said:

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Hehe. giggle

Not that I know anyone like that. I just know they exist. whistling


hmmm
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Reply #39 posted 05/25/05 3:05am

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CarrieLee said:



I have no problem with it. You must have a stank ass pussy! hahahaha wink




NO! I knew u would say that, but it ain't stank, it's more of a mental thing....anyways...REPORTED



hmmm so mentally you think your pussy is stank?

lol

Damn.. I bet you are a boring lay anyway, with what you say.. lol
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Reply #40 posted 05/25/05 7:14am

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REDFEATHERS said:

klhk said:





NO! I knew u would say that, but it ain't stank, it's more of a mental thing....anyways...REPORTED



hmmm so mentally you think your pussy is stank?

lol

Damn.. I bet you are a boring lay anyway, with what you say.. lol




No silly woman, my vagina is free from STD's and stank odors, unlike yours. I just perfer not to slurp on pussy juice. Seem's too dykie!
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Reply #41 posted 05/26/05 8:17am

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klhk said:

REDFEATHERS said:




hmmm so mentally you think your pussy is stank?

lol

Damn.. I bet you are a boring lay anyway, with what you say.. lol




No silly woman, my vagina is free from STD's and stank odors, unlike yours. I just perfer not to slurp on pussy juice. Seem's too dykie!


But the point is that it's ur's hun. Ur 'pussy juice' is just the same as the teeth in your mouth or the blood in ur veins (maybe that's going too far) but still, it's urs. Now I could see if you are just saying that u don't like to taste urself, but don't say it because of any homo type thing. Anything outside of that is more of a mentality issue, like u said earlier. The question is about if u would do it to urself.
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Reply #42 posted 05/26/05 8:28am

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purpleizpassion said:

klhk said:





No silly woman, my vagina is free from STD's and stank odors, unlike yours. I just perfer not to slurp on pussy juice. Seem's too dykie!


But the point is that it's ur's hun. Ur 'pussy juice' is just the same as the teeth in your mouth or the blood in ur veins (maybe that's going too far) but still, it's urs. Now I could see if you are just saying that u don't like to taste urself, but don't say it because of any homo type thing. Anything outside of that is more of a mentality issue, like u said earlier. The question is about if u would do it to urself.




uh....ok, lemme explain!

Some ppl cut themselves and lick thier blood, I think that's GROSS and I could never do it, I don't care about it being my own blood, it's just nasty to me! Some ppl lick their fingers when they eat, I think that's nasty, no matter how clean your hands are. Same thing applies to the pussy juice kisses. I don't want a man's pussy juice face in my face, it's just nasty to me.


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Reply #43 posted 05/26/05 9:00am

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klhk said:

purpleizpassion said:



But the point is that it's ur's hun. Ur 'pussy juice' is just the same as the teeth in your mouth or the blood in ur veins (maybe that's going too far) but still, it's urs. Now I could see if you are just saying that u don't like to taste urself, but don't say it because of any homo type thing. Anything outside of that is more of a mentality issue, like u said earlier. The question is about if u would do it to urself.




uh....ok, lemme explain!

Some ppl cut themselves and lick thier blood, I think that's GROSS and I could never do it, I don't care about it being my own blood, it's just nasty to me! Some ppl lick their fingers when they eat, I think that's nasty, no matter how clean your hands are. Same thing applies to the pussy juice kisses. I don't want a man's pussy juice face in my face, it's just nasty to me.


Get off it! talk to the hand


My man can eat my ass, suck my dick, or both and french me 2 seconds later. horny
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #44 posted 05/26/05 9:09am

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CynthiasSocks said:

klhk said:





uh....ok, lemme explain!

Some ppl cut themselves and lick thier blood, I think that's GROSS and I could never do it, I don't care about it being my own blood, it's just nasty to me! Some ppl lick their fingers when they eat, I think that's nasty, no matter how clean your hands are. Same thing applies to the pussy juice kisses. I don't want a man's pussy juice face in my face, it's just nasty to me.


Get off it! talk to the hand


My man can eat my ass, suck my dick, or both and french me 2 seconds later. horny




yeah, but you're gay.....
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Reply #45 posted 05/26/05 9:11am

Slash

klhk said:

CynthiasSocks said:



My man can eat my ass, suck my dick, or both and french me 2 seconds later. horny




yeah, but you're gay.....




confuse falloff What the hell has THAT gotta do with it?!?!




PS any man who says he wouldn't suck his own bits is a LIAR

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Reply #46 posted 05/26/05 9:13am

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Slash said:

klhk said:





yeah, but you're gay.....




confuse falloff What the hell has THAT gotta do with it?!?!




PS any man who says he wouldn't suck his own bits is a LIAR

If a man could blow his own trumpet, the human race would be dead within a generation nod




that's cause the majority of men are gay or bi.....
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Reply #47 posted 05/26/05 9:15am

Slash

klhk said:

Slash said:





confuse falloff What the hell has THAT gotta do with it?!?!




PS any man who says he wouldn't suck his own bits is a LIAR

If a man could blow his own trumpet, the human race would be dead within a generation nod




that's cause the majority of men are gay or bi.....




Yes. Of course.


All black people have natural rhythm too.

And all women can't play football.


And all white men can't play basket ball.

And all gay men are great interior designers.



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Reply #48 posted 05/26/05 9:21am

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Slash said:

klhk said:





that's cause the majority of men are gay or bi.....




Yes. Of course.


All black people have natural rhythm too.

And all women can't play football.


And all white men can't play basket ball.

And all gay men are great interior designers.



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yep, pretty much... giggle
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Reply #49 posted 05/26/05 10:00am

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wave Here!
You forgot about women's driving skills
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Reply #50 posted 05/26/05 10:14am

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klhk said:

purpleizpassion said:



But the point is that it's ur's hun. Ur 'pussy juice' is just the same as the teeth in your mouth or the blood in ur veins (maybe that's going too far) but still, it's urs. Now I could see if you are just saying that u don't like to taste urself, but don't say it because of any homo type thing. Anything outside of that is more of a mentality issue, like u said earlier. The question is about if u would do it to urself.




uh....ok, lemme explain!

Some ppl cut themselves and lick thier blood, I think that's GROSS and I could never do it, I don't care about it being my own blood, it's just nasty to me! Some ppl lick their fingers when they eat, I think that's nasty, no matter how clean your hands are. Same thing applies to the pussy juice kisses. I don't want a man's pussy juice face in my face, it's just nasty to me.


Get off it! talk to the hand


No I prefer to get on it. and I'm good!razz! Besides, what's highlighted above was my real point. u can do and feel as u please, but don't post a thread if u don't wanna hear other's opinions. :t2booty:
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Reply #51 posted 05/27/05 1:47am

Slash

PANDURITO said:

wave Here!
You forgot about women's driving skills



That's cos I was being ironic and sarcastic. There is nothing ironic and sarcastic about this:

Women drivers... shake
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