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Vodka ... who would have thought ... 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects t he blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreezable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.. 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powdered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow. 12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out. 13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis. 14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry. 15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear. 16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. 17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. 18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. 20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. Ok, my personal favorite ... 21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway! All Rights Reserved. |
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A lot of these sound like the applications associated with asopropynol. I used 2 use Vodka 2 clean my old tape heads when I was recording when I ran out head cleaner!
Although, I guess I always have a head cleaner... now where's she gone? 
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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DreZone said: A lot of these sound like the applications associated with asopropynol. I used 2 use Vodka 2 clean my old tape heads when I was recording when I ran out head cleaner!
Although, I guess I always have a head cleaner... now where's she gone?
'dre Dre you sly dog, how are you buddy?  | |
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 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
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Mach said: 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
Who'da thunk it????  | |
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NoodleSoup said: Mach said: 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
Who'da thunk it???? i'm trying this one as soon as my lavender flowers out  | |
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yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. I think I could kill two birds with one stone with this one.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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NoodleSoup said: DreZone said: A lot of these sound like the applications associated with asopropynol. I used 2 use Vodka 2 clean my old tape heads when I was recording when I ran out head cleaner!
Although, I guess I always have a head cleaner... now where's she gone?
'dre Dre you sly dog, how are you buddy? I'm hangin' noods! Been a bizarre moment in my life at the mo' so tryin' 2 get June over so I can concentrate on the next 6 months!
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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DreZone said: NoodleSoup said: Dre you sly dog, how are you buddy? I'm hangin' noods! Been a bizarre moment in my life at the mo' so tryin' 2 get June over so I can concentrate on the next 6 months!
'dre Good for you. Keep on keeping on. Hope everything goes well for you and that your projects go well too.  | |
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this is why i love vodka sooo much | |
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yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. so, let me get this straight, if I get drunk on vodka and vomit on the carpet, the stain will clean itself? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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such a beautiful libation. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. I think I could kill two birds with one stone with this one. 
It's just the smell of vodka and puke with a hang over that would create a cycle of puking and cleaning. I'll use soap - edit [Edited 5/26/05 9:38am] | |
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yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. What if you throw up because you drank too much vodka? would it clean itself? | |
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AliG said: yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. What if you throw up because you drank too much vodka? would it clean itself? | |
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yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. You could almost say it can clean up after itself  | |
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Nikster said: yamomma said: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. You could almost say it can clean up after itself Nikster, when are we gonna go out for a pint? | |
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 all but #21 are forms of alcohol abuse! [Edited 5/26/05 10:54am] | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: all but #21 are forms of alcohol abuse!
[Edited 5/26/05 10:54am] LMFAO how fucking true!!!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: IrresistibleB1tch said: all but #21 are forms of alcohol abuse!
[Edited 5/26/05 10:54am] LMFAO how fucking true!!!!! Indeed! |
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didn't vodka start out as an industrial cleaner and then people just started to drink it instead? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Nikster said: You could almost say it can clean up after itself Nikster, when are we gonna go out for a pint? Dunno.... | |
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yamomma said: 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects t he blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreezable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.. 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powdered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow. 12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out. 13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis. 14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry. 15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear. 16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. 17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. 18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. 20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. Ok, my personal favorite ... 21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway! Very Interesting. | |
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