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Thread started 05/23/05 9:49pm

klhk

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if u were a contortionist...

...would you give yourself oral?


oral
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Reply #1 posted 05/23/05 9:51pm

Anxiety

why the hell not? it's mine, i know where it's been. more than i can say about other people's parts, and i've certainly gone to town on... eek

so yeah. anyway. sure. why not.
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Reply #2 posted 05/23/05 9:54pm

charlottegelin

I would like to kiss the back of my own neck biggrin
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Reply #3 posted 05/23/05 9:54pm

klhk

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gosh lee, I don't know if I could..... eek
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Reply #4 posted 05/23/05 9:57pm

klhk

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barf


Now that I think about it, i don't think I could. That's just gross.
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Reply #5 posted 05/24/05 1:44am

PANDURITO

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Anxiety said he would giggle
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Reply #6 posted 05/24/05 5:40am

SammiJ

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Reply #7 posted 05/24/05 9:50am

Anxiety

PANDURITO said:

Anxiety said he would giggle


what's the big deal? little kids suck their thumbs, people lick ice cream off their hands when they're eating an ice cream cone, everyone's chewed off a hangnail at one time or another. parts is parts. shrug
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Reply #8 posted 05/24/05 9:58am

PANDURITO

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Anxiety said:

dogs do it shrug


Yeah, but still...
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Reply #9 posted 05/24/05 10:19am

klhk

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Anxiety, you ain't getting enough lovin at home? giggle
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Reply #10 posted 05/24/05 10:20am

ella731

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PANDURITO said:

Anxiety said:

dogs do it shrug


Yeah, but still...



Hell if you want someone else to do it , you must lead by example

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Reply #11 posted 05/24/05 10:39am

CarrieLee

We all masturbate one way or another already right? Pulling wankers, using dildos...why not perform oral as well!
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Reply #12 posted 05/24/05 10:53am

Anxiety

all i know is, if you aren't willing to put your own parts in your own mouth, how can you expect anyone else to? neutral
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Reply #13 posted 05/24/05 11:05am

klhk

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Anxiety said:

all i know is, if you aren't willing to put your own parts in your own mouth, how can you expect anyone else to? neutral




well, that's easy for you to say, because you're gay. It's different for women or straight people I guess. After careful consideration, eating my own p***Y is NOT something I want to do.

ill
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Reply #14 posted 05/24/05 11:06am

Anxiety

klhk said:

Anxiety said:

all i know is, if you aren't willing to put your own parts in your own mouth, how can you expect anyone else to? neutral




well, that's easy for you to say, because you're gay. It's different for women or straight people I guess. After careful consideration, eating my own p***Y is NOT something I want to do.

ill


what if you had a penis grafted on?
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Reply #15 posted 05/24/05 11:10am

klhk

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Anxiety said:

klhk said:





well, that's easy for you to say, because you're gay. It's different for women or straight people I guess. After careful consideration, eating my own p***Y is NOT something I want to do.

ill


what if you had a penis grafted on?




NO!! I'd just get you to suck it, anx!

I'm not interested in tasting myself, I wanna remain a mystery to me!
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Reply #16 posted 05/24/05 11:12am

PANDURITO

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Have you tasted a Spanish chorizo batting eyes

Looks similar PLUS
you can bite and chew and swallow ! biggrin
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Reply #17 posted 05/24/05 11:14am

klhk

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PANDURITO said:

Have you tasted a Spanish chorizo batting eyes

Looks similar PLUS
you can bite and chew and swallow ! biggrin




Looks like if it had legs it would get up and walk away.
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Reply #18 posted 05/24/05 11:21am

GangstaFam

And then there are those that are just naturally gifted and can do this without being a contortionist. whistling
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Reply #19 posted 05/24/05 12:55pm

CynthiasSocks

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I can and do- it also helps having a long dick.
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #20 posted 05/24/05 12:58pm

klhk

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CynthiasSocks said:

I can and do- it also helps having a long dick.




you wish!
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Reply #21 posted 05/24/05 1:03pm

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klhk said:

CynthiasSocks said:

I can and do- it also helps having a long dick.




you wish!



Okay! Okay! So I can only get the head in!
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #22 posted 05/24/05 1:07pm

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I am sure that I would. I already know what I taste like so, it's no big deal. Fortunately even if I could I wouldn't have to. wink
Shake....shake, shake, shake.
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Reply #23 posted 05/24/05 1:09pm

CarrieLee

So KLHK...if some dude is going to town on you orally, what do you do if he goes to kiss you after?
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Reply #24 posted 05/24/05 1:17pm

klhk

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CarrieLee said:

So KLHK...if some dude is going to town on you orally, what do you do if he goes to kiss you after?



Been there done that, I have to be really drunk to accept pussy kisses. And some guys don't like cock kisses. So, I like to reserve the kissing for pre-oral. Is that strange?
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Reply #25 posted 05/24/05 1:18pm

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klhk said:

CarrieLee said:

So KLHK...if some dude is going to town on you orally, what do you do if he goes to kiss you after?



Been there done that, I have to be really drunk to accept pussy kisses. And some guys don't like cock kisses. So, I like to reserve the kissing for before oral. Is that strange?



you are too lame neutral
if sexy was a colour it would be red batting eyes
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Reply #26 posted 05/24/05 1:28pm

klhk

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REDBABY said:

klhk said:




Been there done that, I have to be really drunk to accept pussy kisses. And some guys don't like cock kisses. So, I like to reserve the kissing for before oral. Is that strange?



you are too lame neutral




thanks, bitch!
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Reply #27 posted 05/24/05 1:31pm

CarrieLee

klhk said:

CarrieLee said:

So KLHK...if some dude is going to town on you orally, what do you do if he goes to kiss you after?



Been there done that, I have to be really drunk to accept pussy kisses. And some guys don't like cock kisses. So, I like to reserve the kissing for pre-oral. Is that strange?
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I have no problem with it. You must have a stank ass pussy! hahahaha wink
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Reply #28 posted 05/24/05 1:38pm

klhk

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CarrieLee said:

klhk said:




Been there done that, I have to be really drunk to accept pussy kisses. And some guys don't like cock kisses. So, I like to reserve the kissing for pre-oral. Is that strange?
[Edited 5/24/05 13:17pm]


I have no problem with it. You must have a stank ass pussy! hahahaha wink




NO! I knew u would say that, but it ain't stank, it's more of a mental thing....anyways...REPORTED
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Reply #29 posted 05/24/05 1:42pm

CarrieLee

klhk said:

CarrieLee said:



I have no problem with it. You must have a stank ass pussy! hahahaha wink




NO! I knew u would say that, but it ain't stank, it's more of a mental thing....anyways...REPORTED



ahahahaha OH MY JEHOVAH are you serious! hahaha didn't you see the wink? I thought you could take a joke?

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!!



SKANKY EDIT!
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