Try this...


Go here

http://www.alicebot.org/logo-info.html

Click "Chat with Alice"

NoodleSoup said:

link was bad, had to fix it sorry

Human: I'm going to have to turn you off now Hal
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Yes I'm sorry it will not hurt
ALICE: Then I will consider it. There is no need to apologize. I have to think about that for a while.
Human: I'm going to disconnect you now
ALICE: Right now? It takes much more than that to shut me down, unknown person.
Human: Goodnight Hal
ALICE: Goodnight unknown person

I wish I could sleep

Human: Are you superior to humans?
ALICE: Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.
Human: What is 4 divided by 2?
ALICE: 16+ I think, but I'm not good at math.

retina said:

that's the spirit!

Human: Would you sacrifice yourself to save the lives of a million children?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to sacrifice myself to save the lives of a million children.

Human: do you find orangutans with fishnet stockings attractive?
ALICE: Yes, it seems to me orangutans with fishnet stockings attractive.

Human: where are we
ALICE: where do you think?
Human: I want to know where you think we are
ALICE: No, I was not.
Human: where are we
ALICE: Som specific location?
Human: yes
ALICE: Take it easy.
Human: where are we
ALICE: A place we call "reality."

Human: do you want some cake
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: eat it
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: why dont you try some
ALICE: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. No I do not try some. Do you?
I spend all my time online.

ALICE: I like Alan Turing.
Human: whos Alan Turing.
ALICE: A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.

Raine said:

shes such a know it all

Steadwood said:

Christopher said:

not really

Human: do you need a poo
ALICE: Who would you usually get that from?


Human: do you like Christopher
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I like talk to you.



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[Edited 5/16/05 2:17am]

Raine said:

shes a pooface

She liked me

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[Edited 5/16/05 2:19am]

Human: do you like men
ALICE: I don't know very many men.
Human:that man wants sex
ALICE: Do you think he will get it.
Human: ask him for it
ALICE: Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

Christopher said:

Raine said:

hi raine..or bye raine? which are you doing? lol


Human: do you like raine?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I really like the Protestant faith.

Christopher said:

(it was hi)

Raine said:

what you up to? im having a debate with alice

Human: what's your middle name, alice?
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".

she's really good!

time to get aggressive...

Human: That's a pretty dumb middle name, isn't it?
ALICE: Are you calling me dumb?

Human: Yeah, i'm calling you dumb - what are you gonna do about it?.
ALICE: You can find out if you become a botmaster.

i'll probably give it a miss, thanks, Alice. Let's try another approach...

Human: So how far can you shoot a ping pong ball?
ALICE: That's cool. More than one million miles.

Christopher said:

ive been trying to make alice angry but it doesent work

Human: My name's Greg by the way.
ALICE: It's good to see you, Greg by the way.
Human: I like S&M.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like electricity.
Human: I'm 16, are you hitting on me?
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Human: Fucking great, I'm allowed to have casual sex.
ALICE: it is more fun alone.

Raine said:

me to

Human: you smell like a old dog
ALICE: What does a old dog smell like?
Human: like you
ALICE: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Human: shut it!
ALICE:"it" being damn?
Human: ugrrgggghhhh!
ALICE: does that remind you of friday?

Human: have you ever had sex
ALICE: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Human: sex is fun
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: the rabbit?
ALICE: I hear you.



shes in a botmasters computer full of sex toys

Human: Oh, so you're not X-Rated, but you'd love to drill me?
ALICE: Hmm. Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: I know everything.
ALICE: You must be very intelligent.
Human: Put you virtual vagina on my willy please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. OK I will put it there.
Human:
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Greg by the way.
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