There once was a chick named Red
Who slept on a down feather bed

I questioned her verbage
She threw me a curbage

And now she's always in my head!

There was an Orger named lolly
Which staying on topic was a folly
With 20 accounts, she wore us all out
Just like a homicidal dolly.

There once was a fleshofmyflesh on this forum,
Who claimed to hate jackers, but I think she adores 'em,

She speaks her mind and the truth,
With stinging witty rhetort to boot,

But My perverted ass is only interested in her caboose.

AsianBoi777 said:

there once was a terrible thread
by Fleshofmyflesh, so it's said.
testicleman jacked it
p0pstar just hijacked it
a thread's better jacked, than dead.

AsianBoi777 said:

I said limerick, not Haiku, Grasshopper

THere once was an orger named subby,
Who girth plenty body was a just a wee bit too tubby,
He played his Guitar just like Ravi Shankar,
On his lute and sitar,

But lolly still jacked his shit up from afar....






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[Edited 5/16/05 12:24pm]

testicleman said:

You need your vitamins.

testicleman said:

I need to pee!!!!!

testicleman said:

Don't hate the player, hate the game (ball scratcher)

there once was an orger named bob
2 love sammij was his job

he'll visit me in july
4 sure sparks will fly

i hope he don't think im a snob


this was tougher than i thought
i dont think the last bit made sense

There once was a man called TheFrog
He spent too much time in the bog
He played D&D, drank lots of cat pee
and now he's as thick as a log

Fleshofmyflesh said:

:scratcheshisballs:

there was once an orger named AB
who didn't know much about poetry
he tried with all his might
but a limerick he couldn't write
cause he didn't know know when it was supposed to rhyme, silly

There once was an Orger named Asian
Who talked from his ass like a layman
Jealous of subby's girth, he lacked the self worth
To shut the fuck up and just hug him.


[Edited 5/16/05 12:27pm]

There once was a orger named Sammi,
Who despite her young age, acted like somekind of granny,

She rose from obscuirty,
preaching her purity,

But I got pix of her fanny!










[Edited 5/16/05 12:29pm]

AsianBoi777 said:

For the last time, a 'fanny' is a front bottom, not a bottom bottom!

now where are the fanny pics?

There once was a testicleman
He scraches them as long as he can

And when he gets tired
LollyPop starts a fire

And tongue bathes them both, Ma'am

testicleman said:

testicleman said:

BOTH OF YOU!


!!

them pictures r 4 bobgeorge909 only
sorry ab... TAKEN!

CarrieMpls said:

There once was an orger named Carrie,
Who poked fun of me while I was unweary,

But she's the coolest and wildest,
Though due to our differing hairstylists,

All hopes are abandoned that we could ever get married.

AsianBoi777 said:

subhuman09 said:

there once was an orger named AB
who thought that his hair was teh fab ( )

but 2 huey's dismay
ab really ain't gay

he's just a cocktease, silly ab.


[Edited 5/16/05 12:41pm]

sammij is the girl I adore
for her, I will open all doors.

she likes to have fun with booze
but hell no she isn't no flooze

so all who called her a whore




lol...it's all fun...don't take it seriously...I don't want any more DRAWMA!

SammiJ said:

There once was an orger named SammiJ,
Who acted like a bad MammyJ,

But deep down inside,
Her feelings, she hides,


Yet proudly puts her booty on display!

There once was a place called the Org
That the masses all flocked to when bored
So many sex threads, you might end up dead
The junkies all turned into the whores.



(I should write children's books...)

Okay, you guys are retarded, that's a compliment by the way. Oh how I wish I could write lymericks.



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BobGeorge909 said:

i LURVE it baby!

AsianBoi777 said:

ok...THIS one i like!
i dont think you're ready 4 this jelly tho...