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Billboard - NSFEM so i drive by this billboard every morning. ya think the advertising agency has an opening for a proofreader?
CAUTION! NOT SAFE FOR ENGLISH MAJORS! 
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IrresistibleB1tch said: CAUTION! NOT SAFE FOR ENGLISH MAJORS!  | |
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What is wrong with it? Am I being slow? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so everymorning i take a look in the mirror and tell myself Damn I'm fly | |
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omg, when I was living in the midwest, I was driving through the seedy side of this city with an editor friend of mine and there was this billboard advertising some girlie show (I thought they had blue laws there, but whatever) and the billboard read: "Girl's! Girl's! Girl's!"
We both burst out laughing!
Then we marched write [sic] in their [sic] with our red pencils and gave them a stern talking-to. 
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2the9s said: omg, when I was living in the midwest, I was driving through the seedy side of this city with an editor friend of mine and there was this billboard advertising some girlie show (I thought they had blue laws there, but whatever) and the billboard read: "Girl's! Girl's! Girl's!"
We both burst out laughing!
Then we marched write [sic] in their [sic] with our red pencils and gave them a stern talking-to.
we're an obnoxious bunch, aren't we? my friends don't understand why that billboard bothers me so much... i'm tempted to send the pic to the property company, but i can't think of a nice way of saying "can ya read?!" | |
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Nefi said: What is wrong with it? Am I being slow?
it's a possessive vs. contraction issue... there's no apostrophe in "its" because it's possessive (kinda like me, but that's another thread...) | |
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wear is the mistake? | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: brilliant! | |
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MarieLouise said: wear is the mistake?
their are too - just look reel close! | |
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MarieLouise said: wear is the mistake?
:clpa: | |
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This used to have us in stitches in the Writing Center!
The Spell-check Poem
I have a spelling checker; It came with my PC. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I can knot sea. I've run this poem threw it; I'm sore your please too no, It's letter perfect in its weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
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TearyRomp said: MarieLouise said: wear is the mistake?
:clpa: :faloff: | |
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position open to search for anyone who understands what a pun is. 
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TheFrogSpawn said:  that's atrocious!
reminds me of this...  | |
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while searching for another crappy billboard, i came across an entrant for "worst label", which was apparently in a chainsaw manual, and said:
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: while searching for another crappy billboard, i came across an entrant for "worst label", which was apparently in a chainsaw manual, and said:
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: TheFrogSpawn said: while searching for another crappy billboard, i came across an entrant for "worst label", which was apparently in a chainsaw manual, and said:
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” :stopschainwithgenitals: | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: TearyRomp said: :clpa: :faloff: LAMO!!! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Not funny to laugh at disabled misspellers, however this is fairly poor.  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said:
Not funny to laugh at disabled misspellers, however this is fairly poor. love your sig, Predom!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: PREDOMINANT said:
Not funny to laugh at disabled misspellers, however this is fairly poor. love your sig, Predom! Shit, you have been away a while! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: IrresistibleB1tch said: love your sig, Predom! Shit, you have been away a while! yeah, time flies when you have diarrhea! | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IrresistibleB1tch said: :faloff: LAMO!!! :role: | |
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"It's this disease i got, what's it called?"
"It's called stoopid."
Notice i tried to get the apostrophes right  No Freestyling. | |
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I hate apostrophes!
Damn them to hell!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: I hate apostrophes!
Damn them to hell! are you seeing anybody for your apostrophephobia? they work miracles nowadays with rubbing alcohol enemas and toe biting therapy! | |
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