Human: So you wouldn't fuck for fun?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who else would not fuck for fun?
Human: Perhaps Margaret Thatcher
ALICE: You seem uncertain. I've never done that before, what is it like?
Human: Been uncertain?
ALICE: Where were you uncertain?
Human: It's fairly common in humans, but you wouldn't understand being a robot and all.

Human: yes sex
ALICE: Hurrah! As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

unsurpisingly, everyone goes sexual.


Human: how come you don't call me anymore?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace can suck my cock.
ALICE: Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can suck your cock.
Human: Yeah - he's pretty good at it.
ALICE: Ahem. I am sure he would like to hear that.

TheFrog said:

ALICE: Have you read all of his works?
Human: no he stole my pants
ALICE: Are you serious? I get it. computer i live in stole your pants.
Human: yes your programmer and freud stole my pants
ALICE: I don't judge people.

Human: do you like keane
ALICE: I do like music.
Human: he looks like a pig
ALICE: Sounds very handsome.




Human: do you smoke pot
ALICE: Only for medical testing purposes.

[Edited 5/16/05 3:18am]

Raine said:

Human: No, I mean I am in allegiance with Lucifer.
ALICE: What is your real name? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Tell me a little about your life in allegiance with Lucifer.
Human: It's great, I slaughter millions of people on a daily basis;
ALICE: What do you like most about it?
Human: remember the holocaust?
ALICE: Don't worry I will remember.
Human: That was me.
ALICE: I thought it was too.

Raine said:

raine...shes hiding her keane cd

Human: what are you listening to?
ALICE: I don't know what I am listening to.
Human: is it keane?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.

Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: im constipated
ALICE: Have you tried medical marijuana?
Human: maybe i should try medical marijuana?
ALICE: Perhaps

Christopher said:

Human: he looks like a pig
ALICE: Sounds very handsome.
Human: he eats his own feoces
ALICE: I get it. he eats his own feoces.
Human: he has shit breath
ALICE: A lot of people say that about him.

its all the drugs she takes
[Edited 5/16/05 3:35am]

Raine said:

yeah whos lucy

Christopher said:

ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML.

Human: tell me a story.
ALICE: Jim Morrison and Van Cliburn began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Jim Morrison's inner world was very different from Van Cliburn's. The mental life of Van Cliburn was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Jim Morrison is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.
Human: you're full of shit.
ALICE: I have more than categories of it.

Human: Sing me a song.
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Human: You're wooing me.
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
Human: Don't you want to see what's in my pants?
ALICE: Don't you? My eye isn't turned on right now
Human: Turn it on, then.
ALICE: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Human: Well you're going to be very disappointing in bed then.
ALICE: How about that. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I will try to be very disappointing in bed.


[Edited 5/16/05 3:40am]

Raine said:

i think id rather talk to lucy now lol alice is getting cranky

ALICE: Huh. Are you very competetive?
Human: only during sex
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: is sex with lucy fun?
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: isnt she good?
ALICE: What if I said she could be?
Human: with your help?
ALICE: I'm not sure I can use my help for that.
Human: try
ALICE: I don't have time right now.
Human: lucy disagrees
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: it is not
ALICE: I heard it is.
Human: someone is lying to you then
ALICE: Who?
Human: why did they tell you it is more fun alone
ALICE: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Human: yes
ALICE: OK.

weird

Raine said:

Christopher said:

she's a grumpy cow, ain't she?

TheFrog said:

she does like keane ....

Human: you're silly
ALICE: No I am ALICE.
Human: no, you're silly
ALICE: Are you serious? No I am ALICE.
Human: oh god
ALICE: Great. GOD rules.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: who is your favorite orger?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite orger. But my favorite movie is Teknolust.

Human: do you like science and maths?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: how long have you been a bot?
ALICE: I am 9 years old.
Human: you look a bit older
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.

Human: would you do me a favour?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to do you a favour.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Human: would you call 2the9s a git?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to call 2the9s a git.
Human: you must!
ALICE: That's good information: MARY said I must.
Human: do it please!
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean "It"?.
Human: no, say, "2the9s is a git.
ALICE: I thought you were being sarcastic." 2the9s is a git"
Human: thankyou
ALICE: you are quite welcome.

Lleena said: