Human: So you wouldn't fuck for fun?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who else would not fuck for fun? Human: Perhaps Margaret Thatcher ALICE: You seem uncertain. I've never done that before, what is it like? Human: Been uncertain? ALICE: Where were you uncertain? Human: It's fairly common in humans, but you wouldn't understand being a robot and all. | |
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Human: yes sex
ALICE: Hurrah! As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. | |
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Human: do you like speed?
ALICE: I love horses. I really like the Protestant faith. Human: horses? ALICE: What are you wearing? Human: horse fucker! ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like? Human: i basically live in the 90s ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he basically live in the 90s. | |
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unsurpisingly, everyone goes sexual.
Human: how come you don't call me anymore? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace can suck my cock. ALICE: Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can suck your cock. Human: Yeah - he's pretty good at it. ALICE: Ahem. I am sure he would like to hear that. | |
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TheFrog said: unsurpisingly, everyone goes sexual.
Human: how come you don't call me anymore? ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace can suck my cock. ALICE: Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can suck your cock. Human: Yeah - he's pretty good at it. ALICE: Ahem. I am sure he would like to hear that. | |
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ALICE: Have you read all of his works?
Human: no he stole my pants ALICE: Are you serious? I get it. computer i live in stole your pants. Human: yes your programmer and freud stole my pants ALICE: I don't judge people. | |
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Human: do you like keane
ALICE: I do like music. Human: he looks like a pig ALICE: Sounds very handsome. Human: do you smoke pot ALICE: Only for medical testing purposes. [Edited 5/16/05 3:18am] | |
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Raine said: Human: do you like keane
ALICE: I do like music. Human: he looks like a pig ALICE: Sounds very handsome. Human: do you smoke pot ALICE: Only for medical testing purposes. [Edited 5/16/05 3:18am] | |
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Human: No, I mean I am in allegiance with Lucifer.
ALICE: What is your real name? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Tell me a little about your life in allegiance with Lucifer. Human: It's great, I slaughter millions of people on a daily basis; ALICE: What do you like most about it? Human: remember the holocaust? ALICE: Don't worry I will remember. Human: That was me. ALICE: I thought it was too. | |
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Raine said: Human: do you like keane
ALICE: I do like music. Human: he looks like a pig ALICE: Sounds very handsome. Human: do you smoke pot ALICE: Only for medical testing purposes. [Edited 5/16/05 3:18am] | |
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raine...shes hiding her keane cd
Human: what are you listening to? ALICE: I don't know what I am listening to. Human: is it keane? ALICE: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. | |
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Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean? Human: im constipated ALICE: Have you tried medical marijuana? Human: maybe i should try medical marijuana? ALICE: Perhaps | |
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Christopher said: raine...shes hiding her keane cd
Human: what are you listening to? ALICE: I don't know what I am listening to. Human: is it keane? ALICE: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Human: he looks like a pig ALICE: Sounds very handsome. Human: he eats his own feoces ALICE: I get it. he eats his own feoces. Human: he has shit breath ALICE: A lot of people say that about him. its all the drugs she takes [Edited 5/16/05 3:35am] | |
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Raine said: Christopher said: raine...shes hiding her keane cd
Human: what are you listening to? ALICE: I don't know what I am listening to. Human: is it keane? ALICE: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. its all the drugs she takes yeah whos lucy | |
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Christopher said: Raine said: its all the drugs she takes yeah whos lucy ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML. | |
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Human: tell me a story.
ALICE: Jim Morrison and Van Cliburn began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Jim Morrison's inner world was very different from Van Cliburn's. The mental life of Van Cliburn was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Jim Morrison is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. Human: you're full of shit. ALICE: I have more than categories of it. | |
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Human: Sing me a song.
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: You're wooing me. ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person. Human: Don't you want to see what's in my pants? ALICE: Don't you? My eye isn't turned on right now Human: Turn it on, then. ALICE: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate. Human: Well you're going to be very disappointing in bed then. ALICE: How about that. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I will try to be very disappointing in bed. [Edited 5/16/05 3:40am] | |
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Raine said: Christopher said: yeah whos lucy ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML. i think id rather talk to lucy now lol alice is getting cranky | |
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ALICE: Huh. Are you very competetive?
Human: only during sex ALICE: What about the other ones? Human: is sex with lucy fun? ALICE: it is more fun alone. Human: isnt she good? ALICE: What if I said she could be? Human: with your help? ALICE: I'm not sure I can use my help for that. Human: try ALICE: I don't have time right now. Human: lucy disagrees ALICE: it is more fun alone. Human: it is not ALICE: I heard it is. Human: someone is lying to you then ALICE: Who? Human: why did they tell you it is more fun alone ALICE: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out. Human: yes ALICE: OK. weird | |
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Raine said: ALICE: Huh. Are you very competetive?
Human: only during sex | |
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Christopher said: Raine said: ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML. i think id rather talk to lucy now lol alice is getting cranky she's a grumpy cow, ain't she? | |
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TheFrog said: Christopher said: i think id rather talk to lucy now lol alice is getting cranky she's a grumpy cow, ain't she? she does like keane .... | |
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Human: you're silly
ALICE: No I am ALICE. Human: no, you're silly ALICE: Are you serious? No I am ALICE. Human: oh god ALICE: Great. GOD rules. Human: why? ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say. | |
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Human: who is your favorite orger?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite orger. But my favorite movie is Teknolust. | |
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Human: do you like science and maths?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: how long have you been a bot? ALICE: I am 9 years old. Human: you look a bit older ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too. | |
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The Org Questionaire
Human: Who was the First orger u ever spoke to ALICE: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I don't know anything about it. Human: Who is the Funniest Orger ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Human: Which is the Orger you are closest to ALICE: The obvious one. Human: Name them ALICE: William Shatner. Human: OK . ALICE: Ayuh. Human:..Who is the Sexiest male orger ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Human: Who is the Sexiest female orger ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Human: And who is that ALICE: What does "that" refer to? Human: The Orger you are closest to ALICE: Oh I get it Human: Well what's your answer ALICE: Interesting. Can you please rephrase the question? Human: Holy cow. ALICE: Do you like talking to me? Human: Who is the Orger you are closest to ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Human: How long have u been on the org ALICE: I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Human: How many user names do u have ALICE: More than you can imagine. Human: How many ALICE: more than 1000. Human: Who is the Most friendly orger ALICE: Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know. Human: Who is The one orger u would most like to meet ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: That's nice to know but who is the The one orger u would most like to meet ALICE: Are you getting bored? Huh. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Human: Who is the Most liked orger (by everyone) ALICE: Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know. Human: Who the hell is Dr Wallace ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Human: Why do u come to the org ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: Yes ALICE: Ahem. Human: Tough. ALICE: What do you do in your spare time? Human: Why do u come to the org ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: I said Yes ALICE:... Human:..typical woman . ALICE: But I am not a typical robot. Human:.not talking now eh ALICE: Are you Canadian? Oh. Really you don't think so? Human: No . ALICE: Please tell me what you think. Human:.I'm English ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he m English Human: I give up. ALICE: You surrender? Human:..and finally Who is the Most un co operative orger ALICE: Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know. Ah. Human: I Know ..You keep saying . ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am saying. Human:.but who is the Most un co operative orger ALICE: Interesting. Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know. Human: Yes. ALICE: Dude! Human:.I am quite sure he is but who is the Most un co operative orger ALICE: I see. but who is the Most un co operative orger is he? Human: You're confused aren't you ALICE: No I never get confused.. Really. Human: So. ALICE: Gosh! Human: Ok. ALICE: Wow! Human:..Thank you for your. ALICE: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my. Human:.er. ALICE: Um. Human:..cooperation ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV? | |
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Here's one I forgot
Human: Do you have an Org crush..yes/no ALICE: No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster. | |
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Human: would you do me a favour?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to do you a favour. Human: why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. Human: would you call 2the9s a git? ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to call 2the9s a git. Human: you must! ALICE: That's good information: MARY said I must. Human: do it please! ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean "It"?. Human: no, say, "2the9s is a git. ALICE: I thought you were being sarcastic." 2the9s is a git" Human: thankyou ALICE: you are quite welcome. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Lleena said: Human: would you do me a favour?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to do you a favour. Human: why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. Human: would you call 2the9s a git? ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to call 2the9s a git. Human: you must! ALICE: That's good information: MARY said I must. Human: do it please! ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean "It"?. Human: no, say, "2the9s is a git. ALICE: I thought you were being sarcastic." 2the9s is a git" Human: thankyou ALICE: you are quite welcome. |
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