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Are There Dildo's In Heaven? This question has haunted me for years  | |
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wrong forum.
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when did dido die?  | |
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email that question to www.heaven.com
 that website really exists, i just made it up posting this, but when i click on the link - 
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moderatorAnxiety said: when did dido die?
That bitch goin to hell  | |
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If it's illegal to have them in Atlanta, GA then there probably wont be any in heaven.
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Í think in Heaven you won't really need one as I am sure Heaven is full of scntily clad, big packing, strong, sensual, dreamy angels ready to serve your every need.    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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Prolly not. It'll prolly have the heavenly equivilant of a Gigalo Joe(from AI) or summin like that. And for men, it'll have the female equivilant. And as many of them in everyshape and size that U desire....mmm...that would be better than the 27 virgins promised to the muslims...
And hopefully...if U wanted to...U could nut with no mess...U know cum...but no jizz...unless U wanted some to be there so it could squirt on a face or summin'....if U so desired. | |
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