The cat litter box stinks, and I need to change the litter, but I have a back injury and REALLY don't feel like hauling sand today. But I have to.

Anyone want to come over and clean the box for me?


(this will be Thread of the Year I'm sure )

Train you cat properly

REDFEATHERS said:

Minnie hasn't got a cat - she just poops in a litter tray herself.

"Jinxy can't flush the toilet! He's a cat for Christsake!"

I've tried. They always leave the seat up though.

TheFrog said:

Her pussy poops????

minneapolisgenius said:

I guess its cos you called your cat *Jinxy* in the first place..

TheFrog said:

The Frog taught me everything he knows!

Actually, I had a friend who did that once.

minneapolisgenius said:

sure, MG, a "friend"

minneapolisgenius said:

...and your *friend* was she feline?

getting real worried about minneapolisgenius and her furry friends...

REDFEATHERS said:

she worded her first post very carefully so she didn't mention any cat pooping. no doubt because MG is a devout Christian who can't bear to lie.

REDFEATHERS said:

No she wasn't.

She's just crazy.

TheFrog said:

REDFEATHERS said:

You don't watch movies, do you

TheFrog said:

minneapolisgenius said:

...and you gotta clean her poop up too?

She must be a VERY good friend

analbolique said:

leaf me alone..

REDFEATHERS said:

Leaf?

analbolique said:

Yes..

REDFEATHERS said:

No I wasn't actually there when she did it. She told me about it though.

minneapolisgenius said:

But when you came home your friend screamed " OMFG MinneaG, your cat Jinxy does human-like sized shits!"

minneapolisgenius said:

oh yeah, without question.

REDFEATHERS said:

No, actually I think she did it at a party when she was really trashed. As a joke on the people who lived there.

If you knew her, you wouldn't be surprised. She really is crazy.

TheFrog said:

Just you wait and see.

minneapolisgenius said:

What's Dookie doing aver at your house?

REDFEATHERS said:

that always freaks me out - besides... do you really wanna share your toilet with your cat??

minne just throw out the old one and start over with a new box