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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN & HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN .
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food. 
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I was hopin there'd be more 2 it than thatz!!  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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lilmissmissy said:
I was hopin there'd be more 2 it than thatz!! thats all of it | |
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Raine said: lilmissmissy said:
I was hopin there'd be more 2 it than thatz!! thats all of it It'z like salad wif no fancy dressing!!No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Raine said: lilmissmissy said:
I was hopin there'd be more 2 it than thatz!! thats all of it U gotta love us men..we can pee standing up and have a real uncomplicated outlook on life | |
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You hold her twice  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: .
listen to her,
You asking for too much | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: .
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food.
. [Edited 5/9/05 3:34am] Amen. Never fails. Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
YO MAMA!! LET'S DO IT!!! (funky geetaw solo) | |
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I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. | |
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Lleena said: I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. i'm impressed  | |
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Lleena said: I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. LadyBoy always fucks everything up.  | |
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Lleena said: I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. Better yet nakid and covered in beerz No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: .
ooh where do I find him HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food.
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lilmissmissy said: Lleena said: I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. Better yet nakid and covered in beerz that could work | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. LadyBoy always fucks everything up. made a good job of makin' ur girl cum tho'  | |
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lilmissmissy said: Lleena said: I've seen this before, but the one I saw said:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. Better yet nakid and covered in beerz Lilmissmissy...whyz do youz writez withz so manyz 'Z's? | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: lilmissmissy said: Better yet nakid and covered in beerz Lilmissmissy...whyz do youz writez withz so manyz 'Z's?  its funny | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: TheFrog said: LadyBoy always fucks everything up. made a good job of makin' ur girl cum tho' vom, ladyboy, not cum. you need to install spellcheck, mate. | |
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: made a good job of makin' ur girl cum tho' vom, ladyboy, not cum. you need to install spellcheck, mate. yeah Ur right..my bad.  | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: TheFrog said: vom, ladyboy, not cum. you need to install spellcheck, mate. yeah Ur right..my bad. who's "my girl", anyway?  only one i can think of is your mama, and i hate to think that you've been shafting your old dear.  | |
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: yeah Ur right..my bad. who's "my girl", anyway? only one i can think of is your mama, and i hate to think that you've been shafting your old dear.  | |
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: yeah Ur right..my bad. who's "my girl", anyway? only one i can think of is your mama, and i hate to think that you've been shafting your old dear. don't knock it till u've tried it...Mama knows best | |
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Ocean said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: .
ooh where do I find him HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food.
. [Edited 5/9/05 3:34am]  you already have! | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: .support her,
She can apply for welfare instead. Pffft. | |
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pawpaw said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: Lilmissmissy...whyz do youz writez withz so manyz 'Z's? its funnyWhatz...whatz did he sayz? I can't hearz!! Helloz? Helllooooz? Ah wellz.  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: .
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. I'm now gay. | |
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yup that's pretty much it. I'm about to shake my doo loose! - Prince | |
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I like to be held!  | |
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althom said: I like to be held up!
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