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JOKE OF THE DAY.....May 2nd An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT"S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!! To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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I don't get it.  | |
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Everyone should buy hats...except Dook...He should keep the Pimp Hat Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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and the part where it's funny is?..... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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That funny, thank you!
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Xavier23 said: and the part where it's funny is?.....
That bit where the old chap walks out of the bathroom, all naked and stuff
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Raine said: Oh, I say, have I commented upon your avvie yet? 
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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